The Tiger Woods Crash: What Really Happened

January 25th, 2010 // 43 Comments

Gerald Posner of The Daily Beast was on Today this morning where he recounted the story of what really happened the night of Tiger Woods’ crash. As told through a veil of speculation and anonymous sources. Via Us Magazine:

Before the Thanksgiving crash, the sources tell Posner that Woods, 34, gave Elin, 30, advance warning that the National Enquirer was about to run a story claiming that he had an affair with NYC club manager Rachel Uchitel.
He swore to Elin that the story was false and that he had only met Uchitel once or twice at social outings. Elin remained suspicious, the sources say.
The day before Thanksgiving, as Internet rumors began to spread, Woods convinced Uchitel to talk to Elin. They had a 30-minute chat. After the conversation, Elin believed the relationship was platonic, the sources say.
But on Thanksgiving, Elin learned some of the Enquirer’s specifics about the purported affair and an argument ensued. To end the bickering, both sources confirm that Woods took Ambien to fall asleep.
While asleep, Elin looked through Woods’ cellphone, both sources tell Posner. She found Uchitel’s number (she was listed under her real name) and found a text that read, “You are the only one I’ve loved.”
Shortly after 1 a.m. in Florida, she began texting Uchitel, pretending to be Woods, according to both sources. She wrote, “I miss you,” and asked, “When are we seeing each other again?”
Uchitel texted back.
At that point, Elin called Uchitel, who answered thinking it was Woods calling.
Both sources say that Elin said something along the lines of: “I knew it was you.”
“Oh f–k!” a surprised Uchitel blurted out and hung up, one source says.
Enraged, Elin woke up Woods by screaming at him. He was disoriented, still in a stupor from the Ambien, the source says.
According to the sources, Elin began hitting him on the chest and arms with her fists, and then finally chased him from the house wielding a golf club. Shoeless, he ran into the car and barreled out of the driveway before careening off a fire hydrant and then smashing into a tree, Posner reports.
Neither source knew the details of how the rear windows in the Escalade were knocked out. One source says Woods lied to police by telling them that his wife smashed them in an attempt to free him from the wreck; he wanted to protect her.

On a brighter note, Elin supposedly visited Tiger at a rehab clinic in Mississippi this weekend where I can only assume she pulled a sock full of golf balls out of her purse then dared him to try and touch her breasts. “If we’re going to fix this marriage, it’s time to get serious about curing your sex add- WHACK! Was that seriously a dollar bill in your hand?”

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  1. Rough's goodwill tour

    Some one better put this story on reels, if they want to knock Avatar to second place…

  2. Taz

    No ring!

  3. White E

    Ellen never wanted to date the ugly piece of shit in the first place but he “persuaded” her. What should she expect marrying someone shall we say, of “a lower cultural type”?
    Amazing that all the corporate leaders who run this evil world scurried to present this little scumbag the Athlete of the Decade award.
    To protect their ($$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$) interests of course.

    Ellen, take the money and leave him and go marry a true human.

  4. Gil64

    white pussy is pricey

  5. Kat

    Some men, no matter how pretty their wife is, no matter how young their kids are…will cheat. I was with a married guy and it’s the worst mistake I have ever made in my adult life. It damages everything, your self esteem, your body, everything. Not to mention your missing out on a good relationship with someone who is single. I got out of my situation which was hard to do. Sex played a major role in the relationship. Everyone on here knows that if the sex is good, it’s hard to let go. I had to do it. I feel for Elin, because he had obviously been doing this for quite awhile. Sex aint worth the price of shame for the other woman or the married man.

  6. Kat

    Some men, no matter how pretty their wife is, no matter how young their kids are…will cheat. I was with a married guy and it’s the worst mistake I have ever made in my adult life. It damages everything, your self esteem, your body, everything. Not to mention your missing out on a good relationship with someone who is single. I got out of my situation which was hard to do. Sex played a major role in the relationship. Everyone on here knows that if the sex is good, it’s hard to let go. I had to do it. I feel for Elin, because he had obviously been doing this for quite awhile. Sex aint worth the price of shame for the other woman or the married man.

  7. abby

    i want to see Jesus’ penis again.

  8. Polk

    Kat,

    Haha. Low self esteem dirty little slut. You’ll do it again.

  9. stud

    Kat sounds pathetic hahahahahahahahahahhahaahhha

  10. Rough's goodwill tour

    When Kat goes to Godiva does she actually eat only one pink vanilla buttercream cupcake…

  11. Kitty Furry

    another loveless white whore tryna keep a brother down…he shoulda O.J.’ed her

  12. stupidass

    “I knew it was you……..who gave me herpes.”

  13. Lon Chaney

    Now there’s a black man’s babies. :rolleyes:

  14. y3n0

    It’s “Gerald”, not Gerard! We Geralds are fed up with this common mistake! ;)

  15. Savalas

    Elin, on Tiger Woods’ phone: “It’s fuckin Elin, mothafucka! Yo ass is dead, once I get thru thumpin the skull of that fool sleepin in my bed”!

  16. Megan

    @ 16 Savalas -

    How very original and funny! Oh, ho ho! You could have a great life making five dollars an hour writing comedy gold like that for the next MTV shit fest program!

  17. josh

    That woman is violent and should be locked up. Oh no wait it’s only a crime when a man does it. Silly me.

    Yeah OK he banged a million bitches so maybe its warranted.. but she only married him because he’s tiger woods. So perhaps she’s the biggest whore of them all.

  18. D

    Thats what she gets for marrying a nigger

  19. suz

    Very Swedish sweater on Sam….

  20. More Blasians and Swedes should breed.Good mix, methinks. Apart from a domestic situation from hell, those kiddies are gonna turn out all right, if you know what I mean.

  21. Danielle

    Damn!!!!! Elin is a bad ass bitch

  22. will

    Kat, what does you being an immoral whore have to do with anything? Did you ever taste his wife’s pussy on his cock?

  23. Bigo

    I can’t say nothing of the oldest kid… but the youngest… is he/she Tiger’s child???

    Elin could be hiding something, ain’t she?

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  25. Sarah

    What kind of a woman would have an affair with a man and then agree to actually talk to and lie to his wife? Sleeping with her husband was bad enough but come on! Talk about some bad karma! I just came across this video on the Tiger scandal: http://bit.ly/6plgmr, check it out

  26. Heather

    Did anyone think otherwise? At ANY point?
    You go girl.

  27. Amir

    Is it me or does Tiger and Elins youngest, Charlie, have no hint of Tigers genes in him. You look at Sam and you can see Elin and Tiger. With Charlie, all I see is Elin…. hmmm. Not to start new speculation, but we never really know what goes on behind closed doors. Everyone wonders how Tiger could cheat on her…Let’s just suppose Elin cheated on Tiger, and got pregnant… just sayin’,,, you never know until the principals reveal….

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  29. Their children are very, very cute. Thankfully, they’re also young and likely won’t remember firsthand all this mess someday.

  30. elin still loves tiger as simple as that!
    tiger issues enough!
    oh by the way guys..please check this video out!
    i hope everything will be done.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBB4x8GYxsU

  31. Black

    @D – January 25, 2010 2:05 PM

    She needs to thank that “nigger” for making her somebody!, asshole!

  32. Picard

    “I can only assume she pulled a sock full of golf balls out of her purse then dared him to try and touch her breasts”

    AWESOME

  33. lexingtonsteele

    I think I saw Elin in an episode of Blacks On Blondes.

  34. who dat

    This part of the above story is bull shit….”They had a 30-minute chat. “

  35. That monkey will do anything to get between the legs of a white woman.

  36. anon

    Wait the women on here are defending a woman rumoured to be guilty domestic abuse when they have criticised men rumoured to have been violent in the past of the same thing?

    I can’t see how when it’s a woman they would ignore it but be outraged when it’s a man?

    What is different this time that they would think it’s ok when they have acted like it’s the worst thing in the world the other times a man did it?

    I’m confused? Women certaintly wouldn’t be guilty of typical female double standards or of being hypocrites because they aren’t like that. They also want equality and not the kind of equality where they get to have men arrested and charged for something but then when a woman does it it’s ok?
    That doesn’t sound like women at all?
    maybe someone can explain it to me please?

  37. jennifer

    I can see Tiger in Charlie’s eyes. Genetics are weird, since Elin is so fair and blonde, its possible for him to take on more of his mothers’s characteristics than Tiger’s. He is Tiger’s son. My sister has a biracial child that looks all white. You people need to educate yourselves more on genetics before you make assumptions.

  38. Sharon

    THATS WHAT HE GETS FOR MARRYIING WHITE TRASH. UGLY WHITE PALE BABIES. SHE IS NOTHIN WITHOUT TIGER. HE IS THE ONE WITH ALL THE MONEY. WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE LOWER CULTURAL TYPE. NO OTHER RACE LIKES WHITE PEOPLE. SO UGLY AND WE ARE OVER THE TRASHY BLOND LOOK. PALE SKIN IS NOT IN, PALE SKIN IS NOT IN. TIGER SHOULD HAVE MARRIED SOMEONE WITH SOME COLOR. THE BABIES WOULD HAVE BEEN CUTE IF THEY DIDNT LOOK SO WHITE. LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL NAHLA AUBRY IS. ITS ONLY BECAUSE SHE STILL LOOKS BLACK. SHE HAS BEAUTIFUL MIXED FEATURES. THESE BABIES LOOK COMPLETELY WHITE AND UGLY.

  39. OhYeah!

    WRONG. THIS IS APPARENTLY THE REAL STORY!!

    FYI for what it is worth. This info comes from a friend of a friend of Mark Steinberg, with a minimum of 6o of separation..nevertheless it seems plausible…….

    I have a Member who lives 10 houses down from Tiger in Isleworth. As we know
    Tiger’s agent is Mark Steinberg. My Member plays golf and is real good friends with another IMG Agent; who is very good friends with Steinberg and they share the same office.

    This information came from the other IMG Agent to my Member, and then to me today, and according to them is up to date as yesterday when my Member left Orlando .

    On Thanksgiving Day, after he and Elin and the family had Turkey Dinner, he spent the rest of the afternoon on the couch watching football and texting Rachel. After each received and sent text message he would clear his message box to rid himself of the evidence. Sometime in between there, one of his Orlando buds called him to see if he wanted to get together at the Clubhouse to play poker with the guys, to which Tiger said yes.

    Tiger left the house around 7:30 to go play poker, and left behind his cell phone….and one message he had forgot to delete from Rachel. When Tiger returned home around 11:30 -12 that night, Elin confronted him about the text message in the phone, and the started a
    heated discussion to its regards. According to what I was told, there was more
    “incriminating evidence” than just the text message (i.e. photos). Tiger tried to play it off to Elin by telling her she was reading too much in to it, and did not know the story, etc. Tiger went upstairs to change into his gym shorts and t -shirt, came back down, and Elin confronted him again; to which Tiger gave the same story. Tiger sat down in a chair in the living room, and Elin sat across from him urging Tiger to just come clean. Tiger stayed
    to his guns and denied everything. At one point Tiger turned away to look at
    the TV, and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with
    the head of a 9 – iron. When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the
    right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and
    virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the
    upper right side. Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why he had
    on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club thoughout the hallway to the
    garage (i.e causing the severe damage which has been reported). Tiger hoped in
    the Escalade and tried to leave; and as we know Elin knocked out the windows
    in the Escalade. When Tiger crashed, Elin panicked and was not sure what to
    tell the police (which is why there are two conflicting stories from her). When
    this happened, Elin immediately called Mark Steinberg to tell him what
    happened, and Mark told Elin to tell him what hospital they were going to, and he
    would meet them there.

    Tiger is transported to the hospital with Elin in the ambulance, and as they
    arrive Mark is there waiting for them. The people from the hospital and the
    doctors take Tiger in for X-Rays etc to check out the damage caused. The
    doctors tell Mark there is not much they can do to repair the teeth and the
    gash, but the doctor knows a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix
    who will make Tiger look as if nothing happened. Tiger tells Mark to get the
    jet ready and lets head to Phoenix to get this done. Friday after Tiger is
    released from the hospital, he does not return home, he and Mark board the
    plane for Phoenix . If you remember FHP kept showing up at Isleworth to talk to
    TIger, and was told by another FL attorney (who Tiger hired for PR reasons)
    Tiger was not ready to talk. Well now we know why, he was in Phoenix , and did
    not arrive back in Orlando until either late last Wednesday night or early
    Thursday morning. The surgeries were more intense than what they had originally
    planned, which meant Tiger was in PHX longer than he should have been. Upon
    arriving back in Orlando , Tiger and Elin have been in intense marriage
    conseling sessions (up to 6 to 7 hours a day) every day! Both Tiger and Elin
    have told the conselors they love each other, and want to make the marriage
    work. The reports you are reading on TMZ and RadarOnline are about 30% accurate
    at best according to Mark.

    In regards to Tiger’s boat being in Palm Beach this week, along with Rachel;
    that part is true. However, Tiger is not on the boat, and is not in Palm Beach ;
    and Rachel is not on the boat. Her parents live 6 blocks from where the boat
    is, but that is it. Tiger has not returned to his house at Isleworth since the
    day of the accident except for the therapy sessions. IMG has enlisted the
    assistance of one of its most recognized sports figures, and Tiger has taken up
    residence in his neighborhood; Bay Hill. IMG contacted Arnold Palmer because of
    the high regard in which Tiger holds Arnold . Arnold has agreed, and IMG has
    said if anyone can get through to Tiger, Arnold may be the only person who can
    based on his public persona when he was at the height of his game as well. The
    moving trucks being shown on TMZ and RadarOnline are moving out pictures and
    furniture which was damaged during their Thanksgiving Day argument; not of her
    moving out. Yes, Elin has retained a divorce attorney, but has not filed any
    papers, and as of yesterday had no intention on doing so. Tiger has not made
    any public appearances or statements due to the surgery and plastic surgery he
    had in PHX. It will be about another month if not more before he gets in front
    of a camera. Yes, Tiger is hitting golf balls late at night at Bay Hill out of
    their teaching center (which is equipped with lights).

  40. OhYeah!

    I cut and paste the last post from an email I received. Is it verifiable? Nope. Is the first story listed at the top verifiable? Nope.

    Are both conjecture and based on rumor? Yep!! Now let the guy and his family work out their problems and live in peace. When I received the above email I didn’t believe a word but it shows how gullible and insatiable people are for the details of celebrities lives when in reality they affect no one’s quality of life in the true scheme of things.

    People, get on with your business and enjoy Tiger when he comes back to the course. Soon enough the media will be hunting down the next big scoop and scandal. Soon enough Tiger’s career will end and if you are a true golf fan, you may never see another talent like him in your lifetime.

    I’m so sick of this stuff already.

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  42. he banged a million bitches so maybe its warranted.. but she only married him because he’s tiger woods. So perhaps she’s the biggest whore of them all.

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