The Superficial News

– After six weeks at a treatment facility for a health-related issue, Mary-Kate Olsen, the brunette half of the Olsen twins, is “doing well” and her fans can “expect her to return home soon,” her publicist, Michael Pagnotta, said Tuesday. [read]

– Michael Jackson (search) wants “a celebrity exception to the First Amendment” which will keep much of his child molestation case secret, a media lawyer argued in a motion filed Tuesday. [read]

– There’s a new love in Halle Berry’s life, and yes, it’s one of those Hollywood romances between co-stars. The two met on the set of her latest movie, “Catwoman.” [read]

– After so many glaring tabloid headlines about his wild-man lifestyle, Colin Farrell has hit back