The Superficial News

– Pop star Jennifer Lopez sniffily told a magazine she was not a “serial marrying person” – two weeks before getting wed for a third time. [read]

– Christina Aguilera has reportedly split with her longterm boyfriend after a major fight in a New York strip club. [read]

– Jumping from one comic book monolith to another, “X-Men” director Bryan Singer has signed on to direct the next Superman film. [read]

– US singer Linda Ronstadt was booed and removed from a Las Vegas casino for praising film-maker Michael Moore and his film Fahrenheit 9/11 during a show. [read]

– Is there no end to cultish Madonna’s Kabbalah-blah-blah madness? She has taken to singing in Yiddish, an ancient German-based language used by Jews. [read]