Mira Sorvino… I thought that was fivehead-girl from American Beauty at first, but that’s Mena Suvari.
I thought about defending Benny about the migraine thing, as they hurt like a mother-fuckin’ son of a bitch, but I can plainly see he is WHIPPED.
I thought Ben and Matt were married. Oh well.
I hope Mira’s baby is fugly like her and her dear old dad Paul.
may god bring severe migraine headaches upon the blogger that thinks they are nothing to worry about. I don’t like Ben Assfucked but I do know how devasting migraines can be.
I suppose it’s better than that time he went to the E.R. for walnut-sized hemmerhoids. Those are a bitch, too, let me tell ya.
Garner could probably kick Affleck’s ass.
Wow, I just GROSSLY misspelled “hemorrhoids.” #5 should read “walnut-sized LAMEBANANAS.” My bad.
I would say something superficial about Ben, but my wife gets migraines, she hurts so bad that I’ve had to do the same. Plus he WAS da’ bomb in Phantoms yo’.
Mira Sorvino’s baby could probably kick his ass.
I’ll never forgive Ben Affleck for his Boston accent.
And “Good Will Hunting” would have been way funnier if it had a scene where Will walks into a classroom where there’s some really complicated problem on the chalkboard, erases it, and says something like,(imagine overwrought accent) “Alright. If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s no one there to hear it, how come I still fuck your sister every night? Huh? Put *that* in your fuckin’ math book, chippy.”
“There’s a spider near my car keys!”
Manchelle Rodgriguez must be very disappointed about her long awaited prison stay. what has a scary butch bitch gotta do to get some jail instigated, girl on girl, rough lesbos sex??
And maybe now you guys will stop being so harsh about the British Judicial System (in regards to Pete Doherty) and look at the shitty state the USA’s is in!
Chris Backus (or whatever his name is) pulled a Kevin Federline, only he did it the white way. Keep your mouth shut, lay low, only fuck your wife and she’ll stuff your pockets with dollars. The only downside is that he has to screw Mira.
If I ever see Michelle Rodriguez in real life, I’m going to kick her in the cunt. The only part that I’m stil working on is how to kick someone and simuntaneously have a running start. Bitch is hard-core and if she catches me, call the cops and an ambulance. I’ll need both.
Did Brad eat the placenta? No, there wasn’t even talk of it cause he’s not crazy. TCLTC Tom needs to figure out that the general public thinks that he’s nutso enough to generate the story and people believed it. Becuase he’s a lunatic.
Wait, I thought Ben married Liv Tyler after he promised her dad, Bruce Willis, that he’d take care of her. Remember? Right before he blew up on that meteor? I don’t care how hot he is or that he’s a world-saving astronaut, I would have said no to his proposal. That ring was effen tiny and the animal crackers thing? I like to molest REAL animals, thank you.
I’m fairly certain Michelle Rodriguez works at the Jack-in-the-Box on 5th and Atlantic.
Michelle Rodriguez’ crazy ass got off a LUCKY duck this time… hey, in that photo she is wearing a weird unitard contraption, similar to the one Katie Holmes wore to show the belly.
Maybe after Mira “Paul Sorvino in a Fright Wig” Sorvino named her first kid Mattea Angel, she figured she’d used up her quota of stupid celebrity kid names.
Michelle Rodriguez has a penis……….
i heard there was a dyke prison warden and all Michelle had to do was carpetmunch her way out of there
Thinking about the big scar and the resulting baby-skin pooch Angelina is going to have from that surgery (cause I doubt she had a “cosmetic closure/tummy tuck” at some hospital in Nambibia) makes me strangely warm and fuzzy inside.
#19 – That does make me wonder. Did they sew her up with a short length of hemp rope and put a leaf on the incision before sending her on her way?
I’m going to save up a few thou and go live like a queen in Africa for a year.
I don’t know about anyone else, but when I need cosmetic surgery, I head straight to Mexico.
I’m surprised that Michelle isn’t begging to go back to jail. That’s where they keep all of the big bull-dyke, rough-as-you-like-it lesbian sex. Everybody knows that.
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