The Superficial Ketchup

Man, Kfag is really letting his stache grow! Is he getting taller? I’m a little confused though. Why is he carrying the kid and Brit the bags of KFC?

jacq, read the whole thread – people kept complimenting certain posters, and when i went back to read the comments they didn’t make sense. anyway, thanks for educating me on the numbers..i’m pretty good on one, two, and three, but i’m a little confused on what comes after ten. oneteen?

A book where John Stamos reveals everything I’ve ever wanted to know about his life?

Shortest book ever written.

#16 I agree 2! I think that lately Britany looks great. She seems to have come out of her hobo stage – but still most people don’t have anything nice to say about her. One thing about her is she is always with Sean-Preston unlike most hollywood mums who dump them on the nanny. He also always look clean and well looked after – big ups Britany. I think everyone should just get over it and give her break for once.

Feed_Me: Santa Monica, CA. :)

#201
I’m in San Bernardino (aka San Bernarghetto). I believe we are the meth capital of the world. Woo hoo.

Fa Cube is a lucky motherfucker.

Hey, go check on my favorite homeless guy, OK? He’s the one hanging out by the incline asking for donations on behalf of the Whitney Houston fan club.

Double unfortunate for Paul that Heather Mills invented divorce and wrote most of the divorce laws in the major governments of the world. She also invented music, which means Paul owes her $8 trizillion dollars. What’s “trizillion?” Heather made it up.

202: Remember, they’re not crackhouses, they’re crackHOMES. I always like the way that methamphetamine factories are called “labs”. Exactly how much research goes on in one of those labs? Plus, if they really are labs, shouldn’t the staff be eligible for Nobel Prizes?

Ari:

I like the guy with the shopping cart full of empty plastic bags who sleeps on the bench near Ye Olde King’s Head, myself. But I’ll be sure to tell your guy “hi”. :)

#129 WTF? YOu screwed my pc, you sick b…!

Feed_Me_Chocolate… interesting. San Bernardino… THAT EXPLAINS A LOT!!!

Feed_Me_Chocolate LMAO – did you get some taters with that?

@173

Yea but the point to selling something is selling something people want.

Jesus fucking Christ, trophywife — I don’t like to start shit with people, but what the hell is THAT?! No wonder your daughter hates you.

P.S. You are disgracing the American flag. In that photo, the flag isTOUCHING THE GROUND. Fucking A, do it with the flag of Texas, not the stars and stripes. It’s disgraceful.

Also, you might want to reconsider your plastic surgeon. Or sue him. YIKES.

Post #139 “Gas_up”

God, that was such perfect comic timing…still giggling over it!

Jeez, don’t any of you have children? if so, then why the hell do you want to disssss– Britney? It’s already been established that she lacks intelligence. With what she does have she’s trying her best……you all gotta start your own stupid forum/chat room. not interested in whether or not that was funny (giggle, ha,ha cute) nor whether or not Tom Cruise Loves the cock, because we all know that HE FUCKING DOESN’T and that he’s just as straight as all you god damn mother fuckers who’ve got a PENIS ENVY issue.

I hear Paul has a leg up on Heather in their divorce proceedings so he should come out of it ok… I didnt know Collin Farrell was Britneys nanny. No wonder she is smiling in that picture. Collin is the man!!

At last!!! She is getting sexy again.

Let’s hope Kevin gets a brain haemorrhage so Brit can forget him and come back to the limelight.

Can people stop saying “Fag” I don’t think it’s appropriate if that lady can go on about the site not being Jesusy enough then I can rant about homophobia it’s not like you guys don’t all bang chicks up the ass. And not every gay guy has AIDS it’s called CONDOMS.

Bo:

Are you a fag?

Trophywife, have you seen Chris Isaak in concert? I wanna, hopefully this summer in AC.

It’s not Fag it’s “GAY” you can say Gay. G.A.Y. spells GAY. Why don’t you make up shit about Britney being a DYKE – WOULD THAT EXCITE YOUR SEXLESS LIFE?

You people can’t crap on about what Edna Banbrick says in the Brandon Davis page because you are JUST AS SMALL MINDED!! Go back to your Yankie churches and your Bible bashing you’re just fucked in the head.

# 89 too funny

DON’T BOTHER REPLYING BIG JIM JUST GO SOME BIBLE STUDY WITH YOUR ENFANTS *LAUGHS IN A FAGGY WAY

I don’t know, I find David Spade curiously attractive in a perverse, demented sort of way………..me likeee!

um…sweetcheeks… “jesus fucking christ” isn’t disgraceful?? say what?

and if you could look past my rack who 99% of the male and 98% of the female population actually think looks pretty good, you would see it’s not a real flag but a fucking beach towel.

i’ve seen your usually right-on comments on here, can’t ya find something better to do on a saturday morning? geezzzz

back to disgracing my daughter, thanks ;)

tropywife, you climb the tree, you put that kind of picture up, you’re just fucking asking for it. Remember? We had this talk before.

Honestly, I’m not trying to piss you off, but you can’t really think posting that picture on the net is going to make your daughter do anything but HATE you. Lizzy Borden, really.

If you found a picture of your MOTHER on the net draped in an “American Flag” beach towel (using the moniker “tropywife,” no less), an ax blade would be all you had coming. You know it.