The Superficial Ketchup

YEAH!!!!! New posts!!! I hope that isn’t Brit’s new nanny. That’s the guy who saved that poor baby from his mother dropping him.

As for Heather Locklear and David Spade, is anyone REALLY surprised?

and to think Brit is gonna have another..she should be spayed

I didnt know John Stamos had any friends. Come to think of it, I didnt know he was still alive. Last I heard, he was trying to get the Olsen twins to appear on his show before it got canceled.

“As if Brett Ratner wasn’t pervy enough, now he’s saying he wants to photograph Lindsay Lohan naked.”

Excellent! We’ll finally get to see the Fabled Freckly Firecrotch.

* by ‘friends’, I meant ‘personal life in general’

Is she wearing a house?!?!? jeeesus fucking christ woman!!

Oh, and I have just received word, nothing John Stamos says matters, nobody cares about John Stamos…not even John Stamos.

Could Britney’s brat be smiling in that photo? I hear retarded kids smile all the time.

8- he’s either smiling or screaming. why is britney such a bad mother? that picture of her with her rollers in her hair racing down the freeway while the baby’s head nearly fell off made me so sad! it looked like she went out for the express purpose of trying to kill the baby.

Don’t hate, guys, the muumuu is from Jessica Simpson’s new clothing line, Lady Marmalade.

Spade and Locklear broke up?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU! I CALLED IT!!
I was just a few weeks shy. DAMN YOU TEA LEAVES.

Posted by junebug on April 18, 2006 01:06 AM
Yah monkey that love stuff is great and all but this is Hollywood, and we’re talking about Heather Locklear, (who dated Tommy Lee for got sakes) I give them 2 months.

Her canckles are FUCKED UP.

When asked for a comment Paul stated through his legal team : “O – Blaw Dee. O – Blaw Dah. “

The Chinese (or whatever Asian language that is) on the bag translates, Stupid Bitch Just Got Screwed By Paying 2000 Dollar for Pants Made for 2 Dollar. That’s a rought translation.

*rough*

Britney looks SO CUTE and so does Sean P.

I love them

It’s good to see Britney spending money on quality security personnel. That guy just screams quality, from his excellent grooming to his formidable physique. Top notch!! hi-fives and kudos all around.

I love Brittany’s bruised up legs she’s sporting in her micro Muumuu. those are hot.

John Stamos makes me uncomfortable. Like passing someone on the street you know is a child molester, it’s just not right.

& how can Brett Ratner switch from a fat 40 something beached wale diva to LL? Mariah Carey is fucking nasty, she was cute in the 80s when I was in elementary school and she didn’t look like a fat plastic sex toy. SHe’s fucking nasty. But LL naked? I can live with that.

#17

At least he caught the baby!

#19 yup, probably an ex-SEAL.

Isn’t that Gibby from the Butthole Surfers? Ah, Gibo :(

Paul, 63, was a bit wary of his next birthday – and bailed before the second stanza. He thought ‘Will you still need me” would be far enuff in the relationship to switch songs.
Eleanor Rigby had no comment.
Also while ‘playing the role’ in Heather’s anti-sealing campaign Paul became a bit worried that Heather was taking his song, ” I am the Walrus. Too Too ca shooo” a bit too literally.
Especially the “too too ca shooo”

16: Um, it’s illegal to love an infant. You might wanna go ahead and start filling out that Megan’s Law paperwork and get fitted for your ankle transmitter.

Britney really needs to try to work those tree like legs out alittle more before wearing anything that short not to mention orange…. Moo Moos should have stopped with Mrs. Roper (Three’s Company…. if I’m giving away my age).

Brett Ratner is just nasty….. why is this man getting laid all over Hollywood again?!?!?… i know he’s a director… but I think he has to have his own rooffie(?) supply….I’ve seen dogs cutier than him.

John Stamos….has stayed hot for his age…but I agree with the other comments… whats he done lately.

David Spades luck runs out….. hope it was a nice ride.

PS. I hope you feel better Mr. Superficial

I can’t imagine what Ratner is going on about I’m pretty sure there’s naked pictures of Lohan in many a cellphone in the greater Los Angeles area.

I’m actually happy that you never see K-Fag or Britney ever holding the baby, I have a feeling Sean Preston might live to see 15 if this keeps up……..

Why would Terry Hatchback want to make Ryan Seacrest cry? I thought Clay Aiken already accomplished that when he broke it off with him….or in him…..

Ryan Seacrest singing the Killers:::

“I’m coming out of the closet and I’ve been doing just fine.” “Gotta, Gotta, act straight, because I want it all” “It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?” “It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss.” “Now she’s falling asleep and I’m calling a cab, would have gave her a poke, but i’m such a fag, now my stomach is sick cause I couldn’t give head.”

“I’m thinking of Big Jims chest now, she takes off her dress now, making me hurl.” “I just can’t look, it’s killing me!!!!” “I need to go!!!”

*Ryan leaves Terrys apartment*

“Jealousy, turning fags into tranny’s, singing sweet lullaby’s, choking on those manly guy’s, but it’s just the price I pay, Destiny is calling me, open up my mouth real wide, cause I’m mister BrightSmile”

*Ryan goes back in the closet with Tom Cruise*

Also, whatever happened to Britney’s “Ain’t nobody but me gonna hold my baby” bit? I’m convinced she’s got all of L.A. playing “hot potato” with the little guy – it would explain all those drops.

M@ce no like chubby blonde carrot woman.
M@ce think carrot woman smell like cheeze wiz and menthol cigarettes.
M@ce SMASH carrot woman!

I love how the assistant is holding the child and not the bags. What a terrible fuckin mother.

agreed, 16. they’re so cute.

agreed, 16. they’re so cute.

26 Priceless

WTF, did Brit raid Hohan’s closet?

SMASH is growing on me.

#28

…cheeze-wiz, menthol cigarettes and dirty feet.

#26

Tom Cruise… won’t come out the closet
Why won’t he… come out the closet
SO I PULLED OUT MY GUN!!
Please… come out the closet

Well, i gotta tell you, i’m a little confused. I get People magazine weekly in the mail every tuesday and i’ve read multiple times that she thinks “being a mom is a full-time job” and she even said “she doesn’t want to have any nannies”. Well, so far she’s gone through 3 nannies and is obviously not a good mom cuz she dropped her kid, and if it wasn’t her it was one of her 3 nannies, she drives with him on her lap, and doesn’t know how to fasten him in a carseat. oh, not to mention if it’s a full time job then howcome 4 months after she had Sean p. she was trying to start working again. All i can say is there is a positive about her getting knocked up again…that gives us another 9-13 months of not having to hear any new music from her!!!

Stallion, that was fucking brilliant. And on that note, I bid you adieu. It’s 5 o’clock, so

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOO!

At least Brit’s smiling at SP. That’s got to be worth something.

paul mccartney ranks up there with harrison ford as the oldiest of the Oldy McOlds that i’d do it with

Britney almost kill Sean Preston while leaving her hotel in New York City. http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/britney-stumbles-almost-drops-baby-sean/20060518175009990001

for the dude in the photo:

“I can’t stand it! I know you planned it
I’m gonna set it straight, this watergate
I can’t stand rocking when I’m in here
Because your crystal ball ain’t so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking thorn in my side
oh my, it’s a mirage
I’m tellin’ Y’all It’s Sabotage!!”

Is that a promo pic for “Borat in America”?

Wh does she look so happy when she’s unable to take good care of her baby? I know the facts, and she is not taking good care of him. It makes me sad.

A couple days ago, she was driving her car along with the top down adn the sun beating down on him in L.A.

HE IS A BABY WITH DELICATE FAIR SKIN! And I saw her at the beach on time with him in the sun with no hat!

I don’t even want to (but have to) mention the NO CAR SEAT! She was afraid of the paparazzi? Okay, she was in the locked huge car… how can they take longer time to hurt her than it would take her to seat the baby properly? It was a lame excuse.

And the nanny let him fall off his highchair? I heard Britney Spear’s mother telling the press that Britney lets NO ONE hold Prestion except her, K-fed and herself. Then they blame the nanny… well… HELLO YOU’RE HIS MOTHER! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HIM FULLY, NOT THE NANNY!! That is, even if he didn’t make it up.

She is just an unfit mother.

As for the appearance… she looks good. She is very pretty and no one really has any right to say she isn’t… if they do, they are jealous.

at least she matched her orange dress with her sprayed on orange tan…

Here there mocking her saying she’s wearing the same garb as those in prison..

here are some more carrot girl pics of her
http://thevelvethottub.com/

#37 are you retarded? you sure speak like you are

Stamos: That

Sweetsens8tion: Read the post before the last one… you’re an idiot. Get a life and stop obsessing over me!

You guys… take a look at this:

http://www.thevelvethottub.com/2006/05/its-painful-to-listen-to-jodie-foster.html

Paul better hustle off to his barrister so he can get a leg up on Heather. *rimshot*

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T CLICK ON THE LINK IN #42.

We do not wish to acknowledge HWMNBN’s existence.

She’s a cow because WE SAY she’s a cow GODAMMIT!!

we are not jealous, just mean.