The Superficial Ketchup

FIRST

I am officially the greatest human being ever to live.

I do believe Rosie joining The View is just the reason I need to never ever watch that stupid fucking show ever…. Not that I ever did, except once, when I was really sick, needed to puke, so I turned it on for one minute. Did the trick…as I barfed up my kidneys, liver, vagina and left big toe…

Paris Hilton : “Smoking looks so cool”
me :”Really? Tell me, how does herpes look?”
Paris Hilton :”Hot”

You would have to hold a gun to my head to get me to watch “The View”. Whose view? A bunch of spoiled, rich bitches???

great! now there will be two fat, angry bitches on THE VIEW for us to love.

where’s my gun?

Colbert SUCKED.

The thought of the carpet-munching going on behind the scenes of The View is enough to make one want to projectile vomit!

#4
LOL! ;)

Brett Ratner is a fucking idiot. How does X3 end – Wolverine jumping up and cutting the moon in half?

As for The View, I’ll watch it now just to see Rosie and Joy tear that little Republican cuntwad Elizabeth a new asshole.

It’s gonna be so funny when the stage on the View breaks………

At least Rosie and Star will having something in common to discuss….

gay parenting.

Well that Corbert thing was pretty funny. Actually. I don’t watch The View and I hate Rosie O’Donnell, not because she’s an “angry lesbian” but because she’s just annoying. I also find four women talking about…I don’t know, shit, makes for terribly boring TV. The Paris thing is just too annoying to even think about, maybe she should start smoking, it’ll only help the skin cancer she’s inflicting upon herself at tanning salons across the Beverly Hills tri-state area. Andy Dick is friggin hilarious…!

Colbert tore those douchebags a new one. Praise his giant, liberal balls.

I wonder if Paris will find her tracheotomy cool one day too

Smoking IS awesome. I’m glad a celebrity finally endorsed it. I just wish it had been somebody cool, like Angelina Jolie or Kiefer Sutherland.

I don’t care if he is a raging drunk, I love Jack Bauer.

Steven Colbert is the shit. Why oh why is Rosie O’Donnell returning to TV? Hey, I’m usually getting high on my morning break when The View appears. So, like, never mind! Also, why is Andy Dick still alive?

Colbert is pretty brilliant. He has cojones too. He was throwing around veiled insults left and right. You could just feel the discomfort from the crowd.

Colbert is awesome. He speaks what everyone else is only thinking. I watch him and John Stewart all the time. They are the reality check that this world is in need of. And #4 almost made me fall outta the chair. NOW THAT’S HOT!!