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May 1st, 2006 // 19 Comments

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Comments (19)

  1. ziggurat | May 1, 2006 at 5:38 pm

    FIRST

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  2. ziggurat | May 1, 2006 at 5:38 pm

    I am officially the greatest human being ever to live.

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  3. krisdylee | May 1, 2006 at 5:40 pm

    I do believe Rosie joining The View is just the reason I need to never ever watch that stupid fucking show ever…. Not that I ever did, except once, when I was really sick, needed to puke, so I turned it on for one minute. Did the trick…as I barfed up my kidneys, liver, vagina and left big toe…

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  4. Pearly | May 1, 2006 at 5:41 pm

    Paris Hilton : “Smoking looks so cool”
    me :”Really? Tell me, how does herpes look?”
    Paris Hilton :”Hot”

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  5. Pearly | May 1, 2006 at 5:43 pm

    You would have to hold a gun to my head to get me to watch “The View”. Whose view? A bunch of spoiled, rich bitches???

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  6. WTF | May 1, 2006 at 5:47 pm

    great! now there will be two fat, angry bitches on THE VIEW for us to love.

    where’s my gun?

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  7. PocketRocket | May 1, 2006 at 6:02 pm

    Colbert SUCKED.

    The thought of the carpet-munching going on behind the scenes of The View is enough to make one want to projectile vomit!

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  8. gammanormids | May 1, 2006 at 6:22 pm

    #4
    LOL! ;)

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  9. ieatthepoo | May 1, 2006 at 6:29 pm

    Brett Ratner is a fucking idiot. How does X3 end – Wolverine jumping up and cutting the moon in half?

    As for The View, I’ll watch it now just to see Rosie and Joy tear that little Republican cuntwad Elizabeth a new asshole.

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  10. Italian Stallion | May 1, 2006 at 6:31 pm

    It’s gonna be so funny when the stage on the View breaks………

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  11. Grphdesi23 | May 1, 2006 at 7:53 pm

    At least Rosie and Star will having something in common to discuss….

    gay parenting.

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  12. gogoboots | May 1, 2006 at 9:50 pm

    Well that Corbert thing was pretty funny. Actually. I don’t watch The View and I hate Rosie O’Donnell, not because she’s an “angry lesbian” but because she’s just annoying. I also find four women talking about…I don’t know, shit, makes for terribly boring TV. The Paris thing is just too annoying to even think about, maybe she should start smoking, it’ll only help the skin cancer she’s inflicting upon herself at tanning salons across the Beverly Hills tri-state area. Andy Dick is friggin hilarious…!

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  13. Captain Awesome | May 1, 2006 at 11:07 pm

    Colbert tore those douchebags a new one. Praise his giant, liberal balls.

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  14. Steph | May 2, 2006 at 9:09 am

    I wonder if Paris will find her tracheotomy cool one day too

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  15. sweetcheeks | May 2, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    Smoking IS awesome. I’m glad a celebrity finally endorsed it. I just wish it had been somebody cool, like Angelina Jolie or Kiefer Sutherland.

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  16. sweetcheeks | May 2, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    I don’t care if he is a raging drunk, I love Jack Bauer.

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  17. Mr. Fritz | May 2, 2006 at 6:50 pm

    Steven Colbert is the shit. Why oh why is Rosie O’Donnell returning to TV? Hey, I’m usually getting high on my morning break when The View appears. So, like, never mind! Also, why is Andy Dick still alive?

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  18. bakismaki | May 3, 2006 at 1:10 am

    Colbert is pretty brilliant. He has cojones too. He was throwing around veiled insults left and right. You could just feel the discomfort from the crowd.

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  19. chevygirlsleeksilverado21 | May 10, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    Colbert is awesome. He speaks what everyone else is only thinking. I watch him and John Stewart all the time. They are the reality check that this world is in need of. And #4 almost made me fall outta the chair. NOW THAT’S HOT!!

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