The Superficial Ketchup

August 11th, 2006 // 23 Comments
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  1. ImSuicidal

    FIRST!!! But I don’t care.

  2. ImSuicidal

    SECOND also!! The Superficial is on a downward spiral!!!

  3. THIRD too??? Click the link for the “soon to be” new Superficial!!!

  4. FOURTH too??? C’mon! The link is where all the cool, hip and happenin’ people are already starting to congregate!!!

  5. Lou Diamond Phillips? He’s still relevant?

    http://www.celebslam.com

  6. ImSuicidal

    FIFTH!!! This is getting ridiculous! Am I the only one without a date tonight! No wonder I’m Suicidal. FUCK me and FUCK me hard!! Harder you nambee-pambee!!!

  7. ImSuicidal

    Shit!!! Missed it by 3 minutes.

    I’m done!

    Sincerely
    Not “Hopeless_”
    (and thank god for that)

  8. Ivana Mandalay

    Message to Kanye:
    “If you ain’t no punk, holla we want pre-nup, We want pre-nup!”

    Message to Alexis:
    Stick by his side,
    I know this dude’s ballin’,
    and yeah that’s nice.
    And they gunna keep callin and tryin,
    but you stay right girl,
    and when you get on,
    he’ll leave yo ass fo’ a white girl.

  9. uncle_leo

    This site blows donkey. What happened?

    Suicidal, you are one annoying fuck, but I have to say your blog is pretty good.

  10. uncle_leo

    Suicidal, you are one annoying fuck, but I have to say you’re blog is pretty good.

  11. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    Wow. This site is about as interesting as a church sermon. Excuse me while I go turn on a religious network and REALLY be entertained.

  12. @9 & 10 uncle_jesse, er I mean _leo! It isn’t MY blog, I’m just a messenger sent to warn the masses of the impending wasteland theSuperficial is slowly becoming. If you don’t want to get caught in the “Spank Cheeks” fiery jet wash as she rockets into the straosphere, I suggest you get onboard while there are still seats available.

  13. herbiefrog

    waiter…
    there’s no lohan
    in my ketchup..

    …sorry man
    …stick around a mo :)

  14. Lou Diamond Phillips- shame on you for hitting your girlfriend. That is why girls… I Kick Box, some guy thinks he can push you around… a swift round house to the both of his heads usually cures him of that idea.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  15. Justin Igger

    when they told lou diamond they want him to eat his girlfriend in this picture i think he misunderstood

  16. hotintempe

    I just hope this Alexis he is engaged to isnt a whitey. It would be a shame.

  17. ImBringingBloggingBack

    So funny, I had used the Lou Diamond (no relation to Dustin Diamond) picture too.

    La Bamba star is LaBummed.

    ImBringingBloggingBack

  18. So funny, I had used the Lou Diamond (no relation to Dustin Diamond) picture too.

    La Bamba star is LaBummed.

    -ImBringingBloggingBack

  19. datter

    “Pop culture referenes for the win!”

    … and terrible spelling, for the BIG LOSS. More “after the jump”.

    I SAID BIG LOSS!

  20. jaysaj

    i agree with #16, it would be a crying shame. I have nothing against inter-racial marriage. its just…………..

  21. ha ha….that guy’s so washed up he’s probably just trying to get some publicity…

  22. I really wonder what la bamba means? the song must be related to what he done. hehehe

  23. If Carmen Electra is finally divorced men will line up to have a date with here and if you are a lucky guy you could be her girl.lol

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