The Superficial Ketchup

August 11th, 2006 // 23 Comments
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Comments (23)

  1. ImSuicidal | August 11, 2006 at 6:52 pm

    FIRST!!! But I don’t care.

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  2. ImSuicidal | August 11, 2006 at 7:00 pm

    SECOND also!! The Superficial is on a downward spiral!!!

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  3. ImSuicidal | August 11, 2006 at 7:03 pm

    THIRD too??? Click the link for the “soon to be” new Superficial!!!

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  4. ImSuicidal | August 11, 2006 at 7:07 pm

    FOURTH too??? C’mon! The link is where all the cool, hip and happenin’ people are already starting to congregate!!!

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  5. CelebSlam.com | August 11, 2006 at 7:09 pm

    Lou Diamond Phillips? He’s still relevant?

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  6. ImSuicidal | August 11, 2006 at 7:12 pm

    FIFTH!!! This is getting ridiculous! Am I the only one without a date tonight! No wonder I’m Suicidal. FUCK me and FUCK me hard!! Harder you nambee-pambee!!!

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  7. ImSuicidal | August 11, 2006 at 7:15 pm

    Shit!!! Missed it by 3 minutes.

    I’m done!

    Sincerely
    Not “Hopeless_”
    (and thank god for that)

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  8. Ivana Mandalay | August 11, 2006 at 7:56 pm

    Message to Kanye:
    “If you ain’t no punk, holla we want pre-nup, We want pre-nup!”

    Message to Alexis:
    Stick by his side,
    I know this dude’s ballin’,
    and yeah that’s nice.
    And they gunna keep callin and tryin,
    but you stay right girl,
    and when you get on,
    he’ll leave yo ass fo’ a white girl.

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  9. uncle_leo | August 11, 2006 at 8:58 pm

    This site blows donkey. What happened?

    Suicidal, you are one annoying fuck, but I have to say your blog is pretty good.

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  10. uncle_leo | August 11, 2006 at 9:01 pm

    Suicidal, you are one annoying fuck, but I have to say you’re blog is pretty good.

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  11. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | August 11, 2006 at 11:56 pm

    Wow. This site is about as interesting as a church sermon. Excuse me while I go turn on a religious network and REALLY be entertained.

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  12. ImSuicidal | August 12, 2006 at 12:41 am

    @9 & 10 uncle_jesse, er I mean _leo! It isn’t MY blog, I’m just a messenger sent to warn the masses of the impending wasteland theSuperficial is slowly becoming. If you don’t want to get caught in the “Spank Cheeks” fiery jet wash as she rockets into the straosphere, I suggest you get onboard while there are still seats available.

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  13. herbiefrog | August 12, 2006 at 1:00 pm

    waiter…
    there’s no lohan
    in my ketchup..

    …sorry man
    …stick around a mo :)

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  14. HolisticWisdomcom | August 12, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    Lou Diamond Phillips- shame on you for hitting your girlfriend. That is why girls… I Kick Box, some guy thinks he can push you around… a swift round house to the both of his heads usually cures him of that idea.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  15. Justin Igger | August 12, 2006 at 6:01 pm

    when they told lou diamond they want him to eat his girlfriend in this picture i think he misunderstood

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  16. hotintempe | August 12, 2006 at 8:59 pm

    I just hope this Alexis he is engaged to isnt a whitey. It would be a shame.

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  17. ImBringingBloggingBack | August 13, 2006 at 11:44 am

    So funny, I had used the Lou Diamond (no relation to Dustin Diamond) picture too.

    La Bamba star is LaBummed.

    ImBringingBloggingBack

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  18. ImBringingBloggingBack | August 13, 2006 at 11:45 am

    So funny, I had used the Lou Diamond (no relation to Dustin Diamond) picture too.

    La Bamba star is LaBummed.

    -ImBringingBloggingBack

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  19. datter | August 14, 2006 at 9:12 pm

    “Pop culture referenes for the win!”

    … and terrible spelling, for the BIG LOSS. More “after the jump”.

    I SAID BIG LOSS!

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  20. jaysaj | August 16, 2006 at 6:55 am

    i agree with #16, it would be a crying shame. I have nothing against inter-racial marriage. its just…………..

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  21. HollywoodSnark | April 12, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    ha ha….that guy’s so washed up he’s probably just trying to get some publicity…

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  22. Keisha Adams | August 27, 2008 at 6:57 am

    I really wonder what la bamba means? the song must be related to what he done. hehehe

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  23. rowena smith | October 15, 2008 at 4:50 am

    If Carmen Electra is finally divorced men will line up to have a date with here and if you are a lucky guy you could be her girl.lol

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