FIRST!!! But I don’t care.
SECOND also!! The Superficial is on a downward spiral!!!
THIRD too??? Click the link for the “soon to be” new Superficial!!!
FOURTH too??? C’mon! The link is where all the cool, hip and happenin’ people are already starting to congregate!!!
Lou Diamond Phillips? He’s still relevant?
FIFTH!!! This is getting ridiculous! Am I the only one without a date tonight! No wonder I’m Suicidal. FUCK me and FUCK me hard!! Harder you nambee-pambee!!!
Shit!!! Missed it by 3 minutes.
(and thank god for that)
Message to Kanye:
“If you ain’t no punk, holla we want pre-nup, We want pre-nup!”
Message to Alexis:
Stick by his side,
I know this dude’s ballin’,
and yeah that’s nice.
And they gunna keep callin and tryin,
but you stay right girl,
and when you get on,
he’ll leave yo ass fo’ a white girl.
This site blows donkey. What happened?
Suicidal, you are one annoying fuck, but I have to say your blog is pretty good.
Suicidal, you are one annoying fuck, but I have to say you’re blog is pretty good.
Wow. This site is about as interesting as a church sermon. Excuse me while I go turn on a religious network and REALLY be entertained.
@9 & 10 uncle_jesse, er I mean _leo! It isn’t MY blog, I’m just a messenger sent to warn the masses of the impending wasteland theSuperficial is slowly becoming. If you don’t want to get caught in the “Spank Cheeks” fiery jet wash as she rockets into the straosphere, I suggest you get onboard while there are still seats available.
there’s no lohan
in my ketchup..
…stick around a mo :)
Lou Diamond Phillips- shame on you for hitting your girlfriend. That is why girls… I Kick Box, some guy thinks he can push you around… a swift round house to the both of his heads usually cures him of that idea.
when they told lou diamond they want him to eat his girlfriend in this picture i think he misunderstood
I just hope this Alexis he is engaged to isnt a whitey. It would be a shame.
So funny, I had used the Lou Diamond (no relation to Dustin Diamond) picture too.
La Bamba star is LaBummed.
“Pop culture referenes for the win!”
… and terrible spelling, for the BIG LOSS. More “after the jump”.
I SAID BIG LOSS!
i agree with #16, it would be a crying shame. I have nothing against inter-racial marriage. its just…………..
ha ha….that guy’s so washed up he’s probably just trying to get some publicity…
I really wonder what la bamba means? the song must be related to what he done. hehehe
If Carmen Electra is finally divorced men will line up to have a date with here and if you are a lucky guy you could be her girl.lol
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