The Superficial Dirt
– Ashlee Simpson has vowed to keep her rack under wraps and never expose herself in a men’s magazine. Ashlee told “Blender” magazine that she is proud of her ample chest, but is too conservative to expose them to the media.
— Those rumors about Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston adopting a baby are getting stronger. This time it’s Brad’s younger brother, Doug, that told a British tabloid he’s looking forward to becomming an uncle saying, “We’re delighted that Brad and Jen are adopting. It will be a great addition to the family.” The couple is also reported to be house hunting in England.
— Rodney Dangerfield underwent a seven-hour operation yesterday to replace a heart valve. A spokesman says Rodney made it through surgery and is currently resting comfortably in intensive care. Dangerfield is expected to be hospitalized about a week and should be able to return to work in about two months, to the dismay of little children everywhere.