I’ve got some extended Fourth of July plans so there probably won’t be any new posts until Wednesday. If Paris Hilton adopts a baby or Britney Spears accidentally runs over Sean Preston with a lawn mower I’ll try to cover it, but odds are I’ll be too drunk to even remember what a Sean Preston is. And I couldn’t decide between putting up a picture of fireworks or the American flag so I just went with a shot of New York being blown up by a giant space ship.
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
In Canada, our long weekend is over, and I am back at work.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ughh..my day just isnt the same without my daily dose of excessive cruelty and sarcasm. ill have to tease normal people for the time being until the superficial is back. shit.
I got your cock hangin’ right here 152!
155 Are you sure? I can’t see it. Bring it closer.
143…
Go back to sucking Republican cock.
That way, your mouth will be occupied and you can stop with your blahblahblah propaghanda.
157
chill-out dick head, what are you an oppressed teenager mad at your parents that you were ever born.
Go outside and fire up dem piccolo pete’s or better yet, “GO GET LAID” and stay off the meth.
#148
your right the “smart men” did not invent freedom, they provided it for us.
“You think you live in the only country in the world with the freedom to say what you want/do what”. Of course not, but most of those freedoms in other countries would not be around if the U.S. didn’t save the fucking world from germany, italy, and japan, be thankful that you are not living in a communist world, butt-head.
#115: you should give Canadian music a bit of a better chance then naming off a few mainstream artists. I could name off 500 American artists that are huge right now but suck major ass. What about Death From Above 1979, Arcade Fire, Metric, AlexisonFire…Not saying they’re the best or anything, but they beat out all the overplayed American artists on the charts right now for sure (Paris Hilton debuted at #18 on the US charts might I add) turn off Vh1 and get with the millennium, Morissette is sooo 90′s
Man i didn’t know anything about American history but now after all the info given i am all full up – but then i don’t know if the info i’ve been given is true in these posts?
God the people posting about the history are Americans but they are still getting confused! Go back to school!
#148 – You are right there are so many more countries that have way more freedom than USA.
I’m from New Zealand and over here peoples views of America is that there is a lot of violence – like people that just walk around with guns and shit! Over here it is pretty much unheard of – even our cops walk around unarmed!
I’m not dissing USA at all – i haven’t even been there – but i would like to one day. But i’m glad that i can always come back to my safe haven – NEW ZEALAND!
#148 – You are right there are so many more countries that have way more freedom than USA.
I’m from New Zealand and over here peoples views of America is that there is a lot of violence – like people that just walk around with guns and shit! Over here it is pretty much unheard of – even our cops walk around unarmed!
I’m not dissing USA at all – i haven’t even been there – but i would like to one day. But i’m glad that i can always come back to my safe haven – NEW ZEALAND!
158.
You’re not even a real person.
Go back to obscurity.
Stallion – FORZA ITALIA!!!
164 – That was rather weak.
Man it’s boring here today!
http://celebritysmackblog.com/
Ah, New Zealand,
Where men are men,
And sheep are scared.
It’s that australian state off to the east isn’t it?
Do you know what’s on the back of most TV sets in NZ?
a sticker that says”property of Radio Rentals, Bondi”
Sorry, that’s all I have…along with my kiwi passport- and the scar on my neck, where they removed the second head.
#167
and well they might be
if i’ve seen anything…
…166 about to becpome
…less boring if you
…know what we mean…
…and i’m sure that you do : )
#167 you seem to want to…
…so lets discuss
…bestiality
…fucking an animal
…in some way
happy?
i’m done…
…did you have
…something else
…you wanted to say?
#167 – What? A state of Australia!! WRONG! That’s like saying Canada is part of USA! They are like arch rivals!
Have you heard of the ALL BLACKS, Lord of the Rings, King Kong, Bungy Jumping, Well all from New Zealand. So get your facts straight before you start bashing my country!
WorldwideWendy – Ha! What a joke!
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Who’s next motherfuckers………………..
Really?
http://www.myspace.com/lookatdain
For fuck’s sake, people.
YOUR is possessive singular
YOU’RE is a contraction of ‘you are’
THEIR is a possessive pronoun
THEY’RE is a contraction of ‘they are’
THERE is an adverb meaning ‘location’…
SHIT! How HARD is this? I have to agree that the American education system is completely WHACK when the majority of supposedly ‘literate’ English-speakers in the US can’t fucking differentiate between these completely different words.
Megan Hair-Ass is the WORST about typing “your” when she apparently means “you’re.” Fuck, check it on a grammar site. It makes you look like a complete dipshit to get something that EASY wrong all the time.
On an unrelated side note, my fucking neighbors are all over their Fourth of July fireworks, way beyond what’s normal and legal here. I feel like I’m in Fallujah and the US military just arrived for Shock and Awe.
They’ve obviously altered the fireworks that actually SELL here, because I think the last one just broke the sound barrier.
I hate when morons get their hands on gunpowder.
@142
Ahhh…you are so right. Of course, I am wrong, what was I thinking? Thank your lawmaker’s then. I don’t care.
Where were you at in the war? I’m just wondering because I haven’t been there yet, and I didn’t know that it’s all playing cards and surfing the internet! Sounds like fun, like a fucking vacation!
I better pack up my shit and get on the next plane out, because if you are right (and by the sound of it, I’m SURE you are), and that’s all they do is play cards and get on the internet, I’d rather be there than running a household with two kids, and a full-time job!
My husband is so lucky to get a year and a half long break from us to go play cards and fuck around on the internet!
I wonder why we have lost so many over there? Papercuts that wouldn’t stop bleeding? Electrocution from the computer cords? Hmmm…I’m going to have to look into that.
Thanks for the tip. You really opened up my eyes. Without people like you telling us what we are REALLY doing, we’d all be in a fucking world of hurt!
173, I’m right there with you. You’re right on the money, too. Yes, it’s (not its) #143 here. Indeed I don’t mean to praise the current US administration by any means, no matter my alignment. I only meant to chime in on this holiday and express what it means to me. I won’t even think twice about not replying to the ignorant, shoot-from-the-hip posts that have been made in reply to my original post; here’s some money: buy a clue and read a history book. It’s about freedom, no matter the race or color, country or continent, we all want it and freely express it here. I applaud that. But the fourth is about freedom from the government THEN, 230 years ago, dipshit. To assume I knock other countries is presumptious, to put it nicely. Mock my ‘freedom’ if you will, but here’s a contribution to that clue you should have bought by now: not everyone walks around carrying a gun. Do you really think this whole country is the wild west you saw in cartoons or read about on your box of children’s cereal? Drop the bong and pick up a book.
God Bless the World, to be sure, but I have to plug America.
Oh yes, and Nikk the Templar (#142) is a dildo.
And I can’t wait until a new post about a ridiculous act/look a celebrity has come up with, in all their Hollywood genious, so that we can get back to a common enemy, instead of everyone (ignorantly) bashing America.
HollyJ I think I’m in love with you.
We can all thank George Washington for defeating Napoleon at Gettysburg, and then creating America in the image of Ancient Rome during the time of Jesus. You people need to stop shooting Jack Daniel’s into your eyeballs and read all the history books I’ve written on the back of three-day-old pizza boxes, that I made after I ate acid once in college and thought moving cars couldn’t harm me. In chapter three, I discuss how our Founding Fathers put copper wire in all our walls to preserve our Nation’s history, and how the advent of plastic plumbing makes us forgetful. In chapters 7 and 8, I sign my name 325 times, and try to remember how to spell the word, “their”. In chapter 10, I discuss how Eisenhower killed Hitler in Japan, how Cobra Command is actually the Libertarian Party, and why Pink Floyd was more interesting with Syd Barrett.
Oooh, the mindless automatons are insulting me.
I’m scared.
#174, you voluntarily joined. Nobody stopped you. Quit whining about how it is over there and go get fingercuffed.
#175 – Did you even read what 148 said? THAT’S on the fucking money.
Your so funny…. Just wanted to comment on how you always make me laugh while I’m at work annoyed by the people around me. Ha ha… Good job! Keep it up!
#180
I wasn’t whining about anything you dumb fuck. I was asking YOU a simple question.
BTW, what the fuck is “fingercuffed”?
Another question I’m probably whining about.