The Superficial celebrates its independence

So we’ll be hearing from you then.

Well then you’ve pretty much guaranteed that she’ll drop Sean Preston 2 out of the lawn and K-Fed will throw a Black Cat at it.

HAPPY FOURTH BITCHES!!

yea, what about lindsay when she has to be admitted into A&E for stage 5 AIDS? if there’s such a thing, that is.

its independence day there huh? cool . youth day in singapore. We all get holidays!

Come celebrate your independence on Spank Cheeks! Included: one super-hot shot of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini. YOWZA! Price: $56 dollars American, made payable to “Sweet P. Cheeks, esquire.” I’ll also accept a mostly-full bottle of Jim Beam.

But what else will I read?
haha.

Happy Fourth Neighbors !

hey guys. Happy independence day from the UK, my first posting here. Love general bitchiness, but isnt wishing someone to be HIV positive crossing the limit a bit? and no, there isnt a stage 5, once you reach the actual AIDS stage there is just that, and then you die, and its horribe, I have seen it first hand myself.

What, no cover while you’re away? Man, you guys need to step up your advertising and hire some more staff. Who’se stuff will I rip off for my own blog in your absence??? Agghhh – I’m sensing an anxiety attack coming on …

What, no cover while you’re away? Man, you guys need to step up your advertising and hire some more staff. Who’se stuff will I rip off for my own blog in your absence??? Agghhh – I’m sensing an anxiety attack coming on …

Thanks #9! We all needed to be reminded to get in the party mood!

What about poor people who have to work during the holidays? What are we supposed to do? Work?! Hands shaking…. vision… getting blurry… must… chew off… own leg… for… some… reason…

Yeah it’s a good thing #9 isn’t a downer or anything, he’s just lucky I’m at work…where I’m not allowed to laugh…and think about how funny the 5 stages of AIDS are.

yes! Detonating tons of explosives over throngs of drunk and sunburned revelers!!! ONLY IN AMERICA, BABY! I particularly like this time of year for all the warning stories on the news that show mannequins getting blasted by cherry bombs.
Hope Italy beats the Krauts tomorrow! :)

Welcome to Earf!

Happy 4th of July to all the Americans reading this! :)

Happy mutha-fuckin’ Birthday, America! I would enjoy the holiday, but I don’t drink so the fact that it is on a Tuesday actually pisses me off ’cause I’m still at work this morning.

Osh, can I have your leg when you’re done? I want to make a lamp out of it.

Independent of horribly surface gossip and sarcastic remarks? My god what is a girl to do! Good thing I have my Fukuoku 9000 for entertainment.

18 – Yes, it would be just like that lamp from “A Christmas Story”, only mine would never break, no matter how bitchy your jealous bitch of a wife is.

I think we should celebrate the 4th by strapping lamebananas to a “firecracker” (and when I say “firecracker” I mean a long-range missile), and launching him over to Iraq.

I wonder how hotplateface will be celebrating?

@18 Who needs to make lamps when you can make a bong?

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/9447058/detail.html

Happy Independence Day! haha

http://www.playpacman.net

You MUST go to msnbc.com and read The Scoop story about Lindsay Hohan. First, the picture of her is from the event that she went to last week-the one where she has on the white satin jacket and the garrish red lipstick. Well, this picture on msnbc must be at the last-call part of the night. Second, Hohan claims she’s never “tried” cocaine.

At least you’re not spending the whole 4th weekend (Friday through Tuesday) with your family.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

I think the odds of Britney running over her son with a lawn mower before July 5th are pretty high.

25 – She looks like she’s been smoking out of that corpse head.

@21 that could be pretty dangerous because I am pretty sure the Iraqis would send him/her back and then we would have splattered banana all over us. Then again there are worse things I guess.

28-I can’t remember, but doesn’t this totally contradict what she said in VF? She looks mighty used up in this picture.

@22: Ha! Three days later and you’re still talking about me. What a loser! Don’t you have anything better to do than come on here and “pretend” you have actual, real friends?

@22: Ha! Three days later and I’m still masturbating obsessively. I’m such a loser! Don’t I have anything better to do than come on here and “spew” at my actual, real enemies?

25
I like how she says that she’d never do drugs because she saw how it tore her parents apart.

That’s kind of like when Angelina said she’d never have an affair with a married man, because her father did it to her mother, and she’d never want to put anyone through that.

*sneeze*hypocrite!

well, it’s really only the true jack-offs that we have an intense dislike for, the assclowns that took a real beating or emotionally disturbed homeschooled cocksuckers that we remember, and that’s why we’re still talking about you…you met all the criteria.

–oops–my comments in 35 were directed to 33, the little maggot who likes to have his/her face get shit upon!

And I love scat. Love it, I say.

If I do you will you do me next? Please?

@33 IS NOT ME! Some asshole is using my identity!!!

And you all call me a snot-nosed teenager. What a bunch of losers…

Independance day is tomorrow, and thank you.

Today is:

Happy Jim Morrison is DEAD Day!

and

Happy Thurston Howell the 3rd is also Dead Day!

34–do celebrities forget that they make statements and that those statements are documented? I sware, they’re just a bunch of blathering monsters that talk for the sake of hearing themselves talk.

that’s weird, 37 isn’t me. hmmm….. how’d that happen?

And what is wrong with being homeschooled? Talk about being prejudiced! I knew a GED would be more acceptable on this site.

And I am not snot-nosed, that’s smegma from jrzmommy’s rancid clit. Damn, bitch! Don’t you ever wash that thing?

Everybody can go home early today. Tell your bosses I said it was OK.

@43: Who are you fake hotplateface?!?!?!?

And can I get a tissue for my nose? Damn!

So… many… stolen identities… must… eat own face… in… despair…
By the way, today is also My Goldfish is Dead Day, and my Grandma is Dead Day. Huzzah!

This site is so lame… I can’t believe someone can use the SAME log in name and act like a dickamillion.

47 Osh;

That was a wonderful service for the fish; Did you ever unclog the toilet from flushing Grandma?

seriously, what the fuck is up with someone signing in as other people and posting comments under other people’s name. That’s wrong.

… especially since I am such an accomplished dickamillion. There is really no need.

So, let’s kiss and make up, jrzmommy, after I find the damn mouth wash, …