After two days of deliberating, it became clear from the get-go that one caption – How do I put this? – basically schooled all your asses. And, with that, I’m proud to present you the winning entry in The Superficial Wants to Botox You in the Face Contest from Kiki in Palm Harbor, Florida:
“Move your head, bitch. You’re blockin’ my upskirt.”
Nice. Thanks again, to everybody who participated. It truly is an honor being able to reach out to my readers – and inject them in the face with Botox. Now I know what Superman must feel like. Congratulations, Kiki!
Photo: Flynet
Thank you Randall. You’ve inspired me with your many insightful posts.
You touched me.
Luv
Kiki
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????
PS Congrats Kiki am glad they chose a good one
are you really gonna get botox??
can you just get money instead?
a friend of mine got her armpits botoxed so they wouldn’t sweat or smell anymore cause she found out she was allergic to dedoderant.
if they botch the botox and you get swelling it’d be way less bad on your armpits then the whole duck lips thing. Antonio Banderas’s wife turned into a scary duck lady – don’t let that happen to you!
2 fibbers lathering each others backside, botox those lying lips!
I laughed. Way to go, Kiki.
@ 43 Botox (Botulinum toxin) doesn’t go in the lips, its injected in to the face in tiny amounts to paralyse the muscles, therefore relaxing wrinkles. Botox in the lips would be a bad idea.
ALL you motherfuckers are so fuckin stupid!
Who the fuck wants botox injections? Are you fuckin serious?
What that girl said wasn’t even funny.
Randal, fucking go to hell asswipe.
Haha, I knew that one was the winner right off the bat. Made me laugh my ass off.
congrats! and you better let them put your pictures up or else bitch. i wanna see how fucked up your face gets :)
I just masturbated to the thought of Kiki shitting on Paris. RAWR!
I usually like reading the reader comments cause you can find a lot of witty gems. I was surprised on how many captions…sucked. Kiki, your witty, snarky entry was a well-deserved win!
I usually like reading the reader comments cause you can find a lot of witty gems. I was surprised on how many captions…sucked. Kiki, your witty, snarky entry was a well-deserved win!
Brittany won!
I don’t understand your comment, but Brittany
won and I’m glad!
Brittany won!
I don’t understand your comment, but Brittany
won and I’m glad!
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????
Good job kiki
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I thought Ted from LA would win for sure. I call bullshit.
Binky: Good point # 69. And Kiki’ – welcome to the site. Those who’ve commented here for years salute you.
Cliff Notes : Who’s Kiki ?
Binky : It’s the States Cliff…..They’re still looking for the WMD’s…you know…that type of thing….
there was a kiki from FL on Paris’ BBF. crazy.
Seriously? “move your head bitch you’re blockin’ my upskirt” won??? Jesus. A monkey could’ve come up with that. You know, if monkey’s could talk.
Kiki, I’m so glad you won and not me! I couldn’t take all this shit from these idiots.
congrats kiki… although to be honest, you didn’t have much competition
A TRANS-SEXUAL in pink, folks!!
america in recession.
……WEIRD?
Congratulations, Kiki! If there’s one person more deserving of a Botox injection … wait, that didn’t … oh, well never you mind … enjoy your botulism … I have to grow my own … old cans of Campbell’s Cream of Vagoo are an excellent source … I sell the stuff to the overwrinkled overbronzed former hippies chicks trying to reclaim their halcyon days of free love and STDs … It’s scary when you have to apply it “down there” … way,way,way too many sagging folds … have to use a quintuple dose … and an oxygen mask … sob, sob, choke … what I have to do for scratch
I have to be honest, I would rather no contest than free botox. This is a serious contest fail, made even sadder by my like (not love, I’m just not there yet) of this site.
Hey someone local! I’m in Palm Harbor too! : ) Congrats Kiki!
Kiki, you no-good botox stealin bitch!
So, you’re a fave over at W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m, are you? Well why the hell aren’t you buying your Own Botox? Damn rich people, coming along and taking Botox from the poor.
What the hell is IWS????
“i’m speechless.
i don’t know what to say.
i went over to IWS to read the entries for the monty python contest. i expected the same uninspired, lame ass utter BS like for this friggin botox contest. however … the entries at IWS are so full of fun, proving humor and wit and a sense for the funny … amazing. i’m truly impressed.
so in conclusion, fish readers are ugly wrinkled dumbfucks in dire need for botox. IWS readers are clever, smart, funny and beautiful people.”
Since there appear to be a few Kikis here, I’ll go by Botox Kiki from now on. :) Thanks for the congratulations from all the nice peeps here! I dunno what I’ll use the Botox on, but I’ve heard it might help migraines which would be awesome for me. I never thought about it much beause I never thought I’d win it!
One thing is for sure: I will NOT be posting my before-and-after pics. My ego is far too fragile to handle all the “Kiki’s an ugly whore” comments that would inspire. :)
LOL!!!! that must have been a hard decision
poon tang, you really live up to your nick your dumb twit. IWS= I WATCH STUFF!!!! one of fish’s fucking sister sites!! omg, how stupid do you have to be …. either this or you’re no regular.
*you
fuck this comment box
Paris Hilton has the face of a medieval wench.
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