After two days of deliberating, it became clear from the get-go that one caption – How do I put this? – basically schooled all your asses. And, with that, I’m proud to present you the winning entry in The Superficial Wants to Botox You in the Face Contest from Kiki in Palm Harbor, Florida:
“Move your head, bitch. You’re blockin’ my upskirt.”
Nice. Thanks again, to everybody who participated. It truly is an honor being able to reach out to my readers – and inject them in the face with Botox. Now I know what Superman must feel like. Congratulations, Kiki!