After two days of deliberating, it became clear from the get-go that one caption – How do I put this? – basically schooled all your asses. And, with that, I’m proud to present you the winning entry in The Superficial Wants to Botox You in the Face Contest from Kiki in Palm Harbor, Florida:
“Move your head, bitch. You’re blockin’ my upskirt.”
Nice. Thanks again, to everybody who participated. It truly is an honor being able to reach out to my readers – and inject them in the face with Botox. Now I know what Superman must feel like. Congratulations, Kiki!
Photo: Flynet
Particle)Man | December 3, 2008 at 3:32 pm
RFist!
Erica | December 3, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Congrats Kiki!
Kiki | December 3, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I won! Wheee!!
FRIST!!! | December 3, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Kiki is an ugly fat slut.
havoc | December 3, 2008 at 3:40 pm
LOL! Yeah, that was a good one…..
Congrats.
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Deacon Jones | December 3, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Ouch
VanillaFace | December 3, 2008 at 3:46 pm
FUCK!! I needed that botox. can we go half and half on it kiki?
lulu | December 3, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I personally liked “Nothing tickles more… than crabs on your thighs” the best :) it definitely made me lol. but congrats to kiki
Pixie | December 3, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Gratz Kiki! Yeah I read the comments because I was bored, and I saw Kiki’s which I thought was mildly witty. The rest were just sad. Like they were written by a bunch of 12 year olds with all the fart/dick jokes.
ipa | December 3, 2008 at 3:56 pm
i’m speechless.
i don’t know what to say.
i went over to IWS to read the entries for the monty python contest. i expected the same uninspired, lame ass utter BS like for this friggin botox contest. however … the entries at IWS are so full of fun, proving humor and wit and a sense for the funny … amazing. i’m truly impressed.
so in conclusion, fish readers are ugly wrinkled dumbfucks in dire need for botox. IWS readers are clever, smart, funny and beautiful people.
Mr. McCuntlipz | December 3, 2008 at 3:57 pm
i would say congrats but im taking a shit and its hard to talk while i am straining this hard
VanillaFace | December 3, 2008 at 3:57 pm
#9
Mine was genious . . . calling it a work of art would be an understatement. . . (sigh) I don’t remember what i wrote . . . couldn’t have been that bad.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | December 3, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Kiki’s upskirt looks like a sharpee’s neck.
carnie | December 3, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Why can’t I get past the second page on the site? It keeps tossing me back to the first page instead of moving on.
mi | December 3, 2008 at 4:07 pm
why can’t i still not view the 3rd page of this site?? fix it NOW.
toolboy | December 3, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Good one…..
mi | December 3, 2008 at 4:09 pm
EXACTLY carnie. i mentioned this on the brad pitt post but they ignored me!
Jesse | December 3, 2008 at 4:11 pm
@Pixie
As hypocritical as it may sound, you can’t really expect much from a lot of the people that come to this site. I was actually surprised that The Superficial even expected to get anything even remotely witty and/or funny out of these people.
Jane | December 3, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I didn’t find that funny at all.
Christina | December 3, 2008 at 4:35 pm
What does it mean? I am being serious here too, not trying to knock Kiki. Can somebody explain why this is funny?
Christina | December 3, 2008 at 4:35 pm
What does it mean? I am being serious here too, not trying to knock Kiki. Can somebody explain why this is funny?
Uncle Eccoli | December 3, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Well done, Kiki!
Pathetic Worm | December 3, 2008 at 4:45 pm
“Up the bum, no babies”
PICTURE THIS
Answer Guru | December 3, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Ahahaha! I love the caption! very inspired, perfect!
Christina | December 3, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Nevermind. I googled upskirt. Now it’s funny.
hisfavbrunette | December 3, 2008 at 4:49 pm
christina….i agree with you. seriously, not knocking you kiki and im jealous you get free botox…..but i really dont get it :( i laughed, but im not really sure if i knew what i was laughing at…..congrats anyway though!!!!
hisfavbrunette | December 3, 2008 at 4:51 pm
oh and please dont let someone inject motor oil in your face!!!!!!! seriously.
Emma | December 3, 2008 at 4:51 pm
oh, please. who ever is knocking people for reading this site needs to buzz off. Don’t act like you’re so holier than thou that you can’t just accept the fact that people enjoy satirical writing about celebrities. You’re obviously on this site just like the rest of us. So, for all of our sake’s, just keep your mouth shut.
And, Congratulations, Kiki :]
Rick | December 3, 2008 at 4:55 pm
suck it, Enema
Wrinkly Stiltskin | December 3, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I can’t believe everyone is being a good sport about losing…its like opposite day on xanex…cause damn I really wanted to win. My skin’s like a sidewalk – my cracks are whack, yo!
Sid | December 3, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Good job Kiki. Your prize is a free temporary membership at Tall mingle. com
alex reager | December 3, 2008 at 4:59 pm
My late entry is, “Can you believe they pay me to fart on these seats???”
adonistic | December 3, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Congrats Kiki, you wild woman!
Me | December 3, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Why can’t I see the pics on the site today?
Sportsdvl | December 3, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Congrats! If you can make a comment that is not only funny but true – you deserve to win!
Martha Stewart | December 3, 2008 at 5:07 pm
@ #30
Guess you’ll just have to inject your forehead with that leftover Turkey marinade instead now….I’d just stay away from the Cajun flavor, it’d be a real stinker if you sweat alot
Thumperchica | December 3, 2008 at 5:15 pm
I’m just jazzed one of the only 2 comments that were funny won!!!
CONGRATS!
Randal | December 3, 2008 at 5:19 pm
It looks like we have our own little celebrity here at The FISH in Kiki, who I’m sure we’ll start to see more of now, not only as the original but with the trolls too. Perhaps you could send in a before and after photo of yourself for The FISH to report on, Kiki, so we can try and figure out where you used your supply of botox on.
May the smile on your face be felt by all today. Congratulations again!
Randal
Kahlee | December 3, 2008 at 5:21 pm
@37 which was the other funny one??? I didn’t think there were any.
Christina | December 3, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Emma, you’re a smelly cunt.
Christina | December 3, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Emma. I’m sorry that was mean. My mother told me not to tease fat retards.
Camel | December 3, 2008 at 5:35 pm
OMG Snap! Christina ftw!
Mike | December 3, 2008 at 5:42 pm
It is not that funny. Is Kiki blowing the fish dude? Maybe with those big puffy lips, she will be able to get some suction around the Fish’s little dick.
Rough Daddy | December 3, 2008 at 5:47 pm
oh man! thats B.S. I go robbed!!!!!!!!!!!
PunkA | December 3, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Good luck with the botox, Kiki. Please submit some before and after photos for our enjoyment…
Rough Daddy | December 3, 2008 at 5:51 pm
I called it the moment i saw it, she was good! pure luck though…
Superfish should post the runner ups!
Something like a phenomenon | December 3, 2008 at 5:53 pm
oh yea kiki, a real congratufugulations…keep up the good work so you may eventually botox yourself to look like – let’s say Wayne Newton’s younger sister, Melanie Griffith’s sister, Cher’s girlfriend, Meg Ryan’s stunt double, Carrot Top’s friend with no benefits….to name a few – whoo hoo
Hey, $500 bucks goes a long way with a pseudo Mexicano doctor
Hugs xoxo!!
Mike | December 3, 2008 at 5:58 pm
@38 Randal, could you have your face any further up Kiki’s ass? Are you hoping for an after Botox BJ?
fancy | December 3, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Thank GOD you got rid of that blue bad girls background bullshit
I hated it sooooooo much
thanks for returning to a non obnoxious format
am glad i don’t have to quit visiting after all
xoxo
fancy
lindary | December 3, 2008 at 6:26 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????