The Spice Girls keep things ‘sisterly’ and not ‘lesbiany’

December 7th, 2007 // 65 Comments

The Spice Girls in defiance of all logic and reason have been on a comeback tour. They appeared at the 12th Victoria’s Secret Fashion show and had a concert in L.A. on Wednesday where they spoke to FOX News about their strictly “sisterly” love:

On being back together:
“All of us together again, it is like a marriage,” Geri “Ginger Spice” Halliwell told us. “You just learn to understand each other, celebrate the differences.”

On what goes down behind closed doors:
“We don’t fight and we don’t share clothes,” Melanie “Scary” Brown said. “And we don’t sleep together.”

On Scary Spice’s attempts to lesbi-fy things:
“She has tried it on us though,” Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham told Pop Tarts while pointing at Scary with arms entwined around Emma “Baby Spice” Bunton. “I’ve had to say ‘no’ so many times.”

On Geri Halliwell and I’s mutual obsession:
“I mean, could you imagine waking up to this (points to Scary’s body) every day of your life?” Geri laughed. “I just can’t stop staring at your boobs…”

I dream about the Spice Girl’s having lesbian orgies all the time. I mean, who doesn’t? In my fantasy Baby Spice just pulled off Posh Spice’s plastic head which upsets Ginger Spice causing her sick man abs to glow fire red. Ginger decides to Tae Bo Baby in the face then they make up by massaging each other inside a tank filled with pudding. But don’t think I left out Scary and Sporty Spice. Those two are having a kinky pillow fight over who gets to vacuum my apartment. I never really got to find out who wins because some idiot wanted to use the copier room to actually make copies. Then he had the nerve to ask me where my pants were. It’s none of your beeswax, Mr. CEO of the company.

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  1. Shit BitchCarl

    Forrest

  2. Sir Friday

    Lookn good

  3. veggi

    It’s about Thyme. Get it! Thyme… *hides head in shame*..

  4. Mr Semprini

    Blehh, they’re all lesbians. I went backstage to invite them to my Vroom-Vroom-Room-a-Luvin and they turned me down. Flat. So they gotta be lesbians coz no one can resist the Semprini. Woka-chikka-bow-wow!

  5. Nefarious Crotch Kicker

    Why are they dressed like air mattress/space waitresses?

  6. @5 They are dressed like that so you will be asking yourslef that question and not listening to them sing. I think I would rather go see Hanna Montana than these animated fembots.

  7. everyoneisdumb

    haha veggi – did you post that just so you can make that joke? by the way, meat is AWESOME!

  8. Auntie Kryst

    I thought Sporty Spice was the dyke because of her name. I figured she used to play volleyball and was on women’s basketball team. By the way, who is the asshole that asked for this reunion anyway?

  9. D. Richards

    I don’t understand the big deal. Were the Spice Girls ever really famous? Do people really care if the Spices tour again;or record music that a whole staff of song writers limp-dicked through?

    It’s fun to watch the Spice-cunts perform because they’re not very confident. They’re just up there lip-syncing. It would take a tremendous set of balls to perform as a Spice Girl. They know that nobody gives a shit about them. But they forge ahead. They’re pros. Victoria’s the best. She’s almost not even there. She’s just following her compadres around like a little sister or something.

  10. raven

    geez baby got fat

  11. raven

    geez baby got fat

  12. raven

    geez baby got fat

  13. HollywoodMom's

    They look like they are made out of plastic (Victoria Beckham) or like very rich mom’s off to the boarding school to see there kid perform in the school play. The magic is gone. All that’s left is the memories.

  14. LL

    I hate to say anything nice about them because their “music” is so heinous, but they’re all looking pretty good. Even Posh looks OK. Any one of them beats Britney now, looks-wise. Britney’s the one who should hang her head in shame.

  15. It took me so long to get rid of them, and now they are “coming back”???

    Wasted efforts…I suppose next you’ll tell me Britney’s making a comeback!!!!!

  16. veggi

    FRIST!!! Brit only makes back come.

    gawd, that was fucking gross!..

    bloody mary time!!!!!!!!! see ya fuckers!..

  17. D. Richards (Saint.)

    How much would it cost to have all of them take turns doing me with a strap on? Cause I’m kinda gay like that.

  18. john's girl

    What’s going on with Posh’s shins?

  19. leeshka

    Ok, so… is that Posh, or is it that McCartney fellow’s exwife? I’m seeing some prothesis going on. HOLY SHIT… that’s not Posh Spice. That’s freaking Pan! Amazing that a Satyr can lipsync that well.

  20. #6 Hey watch it man

    Don’t talk trash about Hanna Montana. She is easily the most talented entertainer alive.

  21. D. Richards (Clone.)

    #17? I think I may have a fan-boy. You a fan, Dick? I like the way you immitate me. You’re good, kid. Damn, good.

  22. Posh is a human robot.

  23. George Best

    The Spice Girls are all hot. Posh is the best!!

  24. Um… has everyone forgotten that “Scary” was doing Shrek’s Asinine friend a couple of years ago, and has the baby to prove it? Oh, wait, I get it… she didn’t jump, she was pushed?

  25. R. Dickards (lunatic)

    I really liked the Spice Girls tour. They are a fantastic vocal group with great dancing.

  26. Ted from LA

    I don’t know who any of these people are, but I like the Spice rack on a couple of them.

  27. They are sexy. They had hot videos with black guys. Someone saw their videos at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so. I think they are hot. passionate love sen*e

  28. endoftheshityear

    the soccer one, is her fake name Ploosh or something,
    the one on the far-right in the pic,
    is starting to look like Nancy Reagan

    ….. the geriatric Nancy I mean, of course, so that’s not a compliment

  29. Ript1&0

    God this is too much to take. Potential spankings, fish butter, and now D Richards has a troll, and I’m just not cool enough to be a fan. Not cool enough at all.. oh my god… I want to be. Say something nasty and mean, it’s hot as hell.

    I gotta go.

  30. Dude

    The performance was lame, and the song is terrible. Posh looked as talentless as ever, and twice as clunky. Im not really sure how these chicks made it to begin with, and I hope nothing but failure for the reunion. I hear they’re opening for Tool.

  31. Dan

    “I’s”?

  32. Dan

    Hold on, I’m still checking I’s dictionary…

  33. Maybe paris wants to lick some kind of PUSSIE and make a sex-tape of it. She is used to make sex-tapes of everything that gives her person extra attention. I would not be surprised when someday a new sex-tape will be released called: ONE NIGHT IN PARI’S HORSE-STABLE!!
    Fucked by a gigantic HORSE!!

  34. magpie

    I’d make a sex tape with em. harharhar

  35. Blondamnation

    OK I’ll say it if no one else is going to. BABY GOT BACK.

    Her hips are wider than 3 ‘Posh’es all mashed together.

    God #34, do we have to listen to you again?? Go find that lonely guy porn site you’re addicted to, please, and leave this site alone. You make me want to vomit more than the spice girls..

  36. Blondamnation

    @34 and what the fuck, by the way, are you reading? Some old Paris post? Wipe of your computer screen and take a look.
    And please leave that horse alone. If you’re that desperate I hear Tara Reid needs a date.

  37. lisa630

    Come on! Girls! What you are doing is alluring the guys to commit.
    Guys, the pubspa.com is a good place for you to make friend and get new information you want.

  38. Grape Ape Pees Wine on You

    #38 — thanks for the extremely insightful post.

    Hmmm…I think each of these ladies looks pretty good. Just because Posh doesn’t smile much doesn’t make her a robot. She’s actually got a decent self-deprecating sense of humor.

    If you’re a woman, you’d kill to look like any of those ladies.

  39. Grape Ape Pees Wine on You

    #38 — thanks for the extremely insightful post.

    Hmmm…I think each of these ladies looks pretty good. Just because Posh doesn’t smile much doesn’t make her a robot. She’s actually got a decent self-deprecating sense of humor.

    If you’re a woman, you’d kill to look like any of those ladies. If you’re a dude, you’d kill to have any of those ladies.

  40. Grape Ape Pees Wine on You

    #38 — thanks for the extremely insightful post.

    Hmmm…I think each of these ladies looks pretty good. Just because Posh doesn’t smile much doesn’t make her a robot. She’s actually got a decent self-deprecating sense of humor.

    If you’re a woman, you’d kill to look like any of those ladies. If you’re a dude, you’d kill to have any of those ladies.

  41. A

    Better girls i see walking on the streets… They are medium, nothing special. Come to Ukraine and see how NATURAL beauty looks :D

  42. D. Richards (Bastard.)

    #30. Hello, Ript. You’re just a greasy little sponge; soaking up the grease that comes from my testicles after I fuck you with the hate that courses through my veins. Aren’t ‘cha? Aren’t ‘Cha?! Yes! You are. Yes!

    Was that filthy enough? I can be filthier. I promise. God, I don’t want you to see how fragile I really am. Oh, god..

    I like Ript1&0. Most of these people that post shit here at The Super are just so fucking “real”. You can’t say anything without their problems showing. Ript isn’t one of those people.

  43. they are great, the clothes, hat, and the hair. i signed in the site
    sugarmommymeet.com and some men were talking them and said they are
    attractive.

  44. Ript1&0

    YES!!! YES!!! I almost came on myself reading that. Fuck man.

    Filthy and fragile is a good combination. So is being real and having problems.

    But anyway back to the hate, please. Just keep being a dick and I’ll keep having to leave periodically to fuck myself.

  45. hot girls, like the girls I’ve met on casualpal.com

  46. Roses

    Posh looks so much nicer with her hair like this. She is almost beautiful now and not her normal alien looking self.

  47. They all look so hot!! Geri’s abs are SIIIIIIICCCKKK!!!! Mel B’s body is a perfect hour glass shape.

  48. tc

    In order of preference :

    Scary (missionary, then arse)
    Ginger (bj, then missionary)
    Baby (missionary only)
    Sporty (arse only)
    Posh / a blow up doll (bj, missionary, arse).

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