The Spice Girls back together

June 28th, 2007 // 195 Comments
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The Spice Girls officially announced today that all five original members will reunite and perform for 11 concerts around the world in December and January. The concerts will be the first time they’ve performed together since breaking up in 2001, and they’re expected to make about $20 million each. Which is nice, because I think most of them were getting sick of eating cat food and sleeping in dumpsters. Besides Posh, have any of them done anything except become old and unemployed? If this thing falls through I just hope Wal-Mart lets them have their jobs back.


  1. stephanie DANG!

    oh hi Posh’s boobies.

  2. sharpeidude

    I hear that for the encore portion of their first reunion concert that they will do a queef rendition of God Save The Queen. Can’t wait!

  3. jane808

    did posh get new boobs?

  4. christinahalliwell

    OMFG are y’all (the commenters) serious?! Could you be any more immature seriously, grow the fuck up and learn that just because you don’t like it doens’t mean a million other people won’t! I’m so fucking sick of america and all these stereotypes (and I LIVE in america!)

    ANYWAY, I’m VERY excited! We spice fans have been waiting a long time for this!! You watch, this comeback will be huge!

  5. Bu

    Posh/ Vicki: looks so fake that she is now really UGLY! Poor Becks. Posh should be renamed “Too Scary Spice”

    Mel C: looks great

    Mel B: Just had a baby and looks good

    Emma: Looks almost the same

    Geri: looks like Elisabeth shue with drapes on

  6. Lucky#13

    Victoria is looking… well, posh. Mel C. looks way better than before. Geri looks like a hippie. Emma looks the same. And Mel B. STILL looks like WHAT-THE-FUCK-HAPPENED.

  7. BaldAsBritney

    Wow I’m glad they are back together! I think thier first show should be in downtown Bagdad !

  8. nicolai

    is the fembot also known as Posh incapable of smiling? or is she just playing her part of Posh spice? all the girls smile, except the fembot victoria, its like a little voice in her head is saying “dont smile, dont smile, pose victoria, Pout!”

  9. Kete

    Posh looks OLD. Can’t we send her emails to go back to her dark hair? And also, letters to the others to dress like singers? It’s like looking at our moms!

  10. norton

    They all look pretty good… with the exception of Vicky “Posh” robo-bitch. She just looked like a little bitch in the old photo now she looks like robo-bitch. Nice to see some things never change, at least when it comes to attitude (let’s not talk about the rock hard fake tits, jaw reconstruction and bulemia.)

  11. IC

    um, so the only thing that’s changed is that they all got boob jobs, right?

  12. surprisingly, with the exception of posh, who looks like a freak, all the other spice girls actually look BETTER than they did when they first were a pop group. thats unheard of!

  13. StoneRose

    Yeah, all of them look better now, save Victoria.

    BTW, Sporty is the new Posh.

  14. antispace

    Posh is going to look so bad (worse, considering she looks bad now) when she gets old. haha

  15. Melanie Jizzum was always the prettiest and most talented.

  16. Posh Spice used to be sooooo hot! What the hell happened to her? She is like the Michael Jackson of the Spice Girls.

    If I were David Beckham I would run far, far away from that fugly bitch.

  17. astella

    all lookin’ way hotter, except carrot spice.

  18. Casey

    Nah, I still love them (Except Sporty- never liked her much). The concerts aren’t anywhere near my city, so I won’t be going, but I’m pretty sure I would if I could. :)

  19. cory

    Well first of all scary spice looks like she is just there because the trying to have eddie murphys baby and blackmailing him fell through and she needs a rich quick scheme. Posh wins the prize for most silicone added since the original five broke up. Geri is no longer sexy spice, i would say more like Grandmother spice, come on can that sun dress cover up any more of her. Emma looks like she stepped into a time warp because she hasnt changed great genes. And well sporty spice is now sexy spice, the girl looks damn fine!

  20. HEY DONT TALK ABOUT DRAG QUEENS IM REALLY GOOD FRIENDS WITH A LOT OF DRAG QUEENS

  21. wow, it’s the 7th. sign of the apocalypse! everyone take cover!

  22. wonderwoman

    What? They suck

  23. gimena

    holaa!

    soy de argentina
    y estoy re feliz de la noticia
    desde ya las voy a ir a ver a las spice el 24 estaran aca en argentina!!!

    besos para los q comparten el sentimientoo!

    SPICE GIRLS FOREVER!
    GIRL POWER

  24. sandra

    Argentina, ¿Qué edad tienes 5?

  25. 171=hell yea:
    bring that zhit on…
    letz end thiz zhit now..
    alot of fuckerz going down…

  26. PsychoChild

    @174 LMAO!

  27. Charlotte

    They all look beautiful exept for posh…she looks REVOLTING euughh she looks like a prostitute and you can tell she thinks she looks really hot but she just looks ill…i think geri looks the nicest, all natural and pretty :) Yay to the spice girls coming back!!

  28. Snatchit

    Wow, what a reversal… Sporty Spice is acutally the hot one now. Beckham looks like an alien creation and damn near makes me want to hurl. The rest – other than Sporty – look like the should be home tending to their kids.

  29. Shanii

    YESYESYESYESYES!!!! THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE

    IVE WAITED ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN

    AND NOW ITS COME TRUE!

    I COULDNT BE MORE HAPPIER!!!!!

    ILY SPICEYS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  30. Krisha

    since they broke up posh has done what she did when they were together. Ride on other peoples coat tails. Hard to believe that any of them were talented, but she was the least of them all. when they broke up she married a “footbal” star with a worse voice than her and punched out a couple of kids.

    now she thinks shes top shit because she hangs with tom cruise and fellow talentless whore jennifer lopez. I think the other girls are secretly laughin at her because she now has giant flotation devices (bigger than her head by the looks of it) attached to her chest.

    As for the others. Geris joined a family of travelling gypsies. Emmas finally had sex for the first time and has fallen pregnant, a good warning to all youngsters to use protection. Mel B’s finally decided to start shaving her head, and wear a wig that doesnt make her look crazy. And Mel C is now loving nto only being the hottest of the group but also the most talented.

  31. Henna

    Victoria looks horrible. And still not smiling.

  32. Posh looks like some sort of fem-bot now. I can’t help but like them though, I was just a kid when they first came out and I used to worship them.

  33. lili

    haha spice girls again!!!

    back to my childhood \o/ lol

    ok, i might not listen to their music now, but i dont understand why r u all bitching, assholes. they r not unemployed girls. lol.

    posh married beckham.lol. that’s a solution.

    sporty (i hated her) is actually having success in europe (yes, europe), so she’s far from being unemployed, since i couldn’t stand hearing her hit song everywhere. even soap opras. lol.

    the other 3 r doing fine, just not on the limelights so u can all waste ur time bitching about it.

    get over them loosers.

  34. Kimberly.

    Ginger (i think that’s her name) looks like she stole that dress from my grandmother.

  35. smallx

    good to know that im not the only realizing all i can think of when i see posh and her outfit is some mix of robot cop and innercity sex worker.
    i hope someone from cali slaps her when her and hubby move for the major league soccer.
    oh, and didn’t she start a clothing line?

    i’m hoping that their promo stylist simply forgot there were 5 and not 4 spice girls needing outfits..looks like the stylist was goin for black, and then turned to geri and said, “omg, youre ginger? i didnt pick out anything for you cus I thought you would automatically come in leather and platform peeptoes!…..here, this tablecloth brings out your hair!”

    ps, baby spice, how convenient youre preggers. i <3 your cankles!

  36. Scott P

    If you have Facebook…join my Spice Girls should die group:

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=3472854186

  37. Stephanie

    And here I was, thinking Ginger was the only one who looked good…

  38. Anak ganteng

    Alhamdulillah akhirnya mereka kembali juga setelah sekian lama bubar! Ayo spice girls, kalian pasti bakal sukses lagi!!!

    Do you understand what I say?

  39. freddy

    holy sh!t, posh is so thin

  40. cydkil

    Wow – what a shameless display of vanity from all five women but especially Ginger (Geri Halliwell) and Posh (Victoria Beckham). Watch it again and count how many times Ginger flaunts her abs and Posh flaunts her bolt on boobs. Only a blind person could actually rate the music in this video as it is a constant barrage of boobs, abs and various other scantily covered body parts.
    What a great message to send to young girls – as you get older you must keep ultra fit then make a video to show the whole world how beautiful you think you are.
    It is sad that these women are still trying to use sex instead of talent to sell their music. Are they really so insecure or do they realize their talent is limited? Go back to your real lives ladies, your 10 minutes of fame ended long ago.

  41. how do you get a boy to come to you when you’ve had a crush on him since 4th grade????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. dumbpeople

    wow, i think you are all dumb,
    1. who cares if posh had implants, yea she could do with out them but hey its her body. sporty infact DOESNT look like shes been eating taco bell. im sure the curtain that gingers wearing costs more than your wardrobe, who cares what baby looks like she had a baby, and scary fucked eddie murphie omg so would you if you had the chance.
    2. none of you would ever be able to bang ANY of the spice girls because wether they have talent or not fact is they got paid ALOT for what they do and you are all nobody’s.
    3. for theyre age they look amazing (:
    4. they sung for a younger crowd meaning like little girls kind of like a hannah montanna type of thing so who cares if theyre music had meaning.
    5. you are all just jealous that they get money for pretty much just looking pretty and singing while you work your asses off and get paid shit.

  43. Sucks no one hardly comes to Hawaii to perform… i would’ve tried to get tickets.
    They all performed live & were all great for what they did on stage..
    Sucks I have to rely on fan footage though,as it looks like they are gonna wait awhile before they put out the tour on dvd (if ever,stupid management).

    Spice Girls will forever rock.
    They will have more fans then the people who “hate” them.

  44. Posh hasn’t changed at all. Well, her hair has, but the someone-shoved-a-pinecone-up-my-butt-and-it’s-stuck-there look on her face sure hasn’t. I’m sure she’s a nice woman, but you wouldn’t be able to tell by those pictures. She looks like a frigid jerk.

  45. I like…so beautiful and sexy,good!

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