The Spice Girls officially announced today that all five original members will reunite and perform for 11 concerts around the world in December and January. The concerts will be the first time they’ve performed together since breaking up in 2001, and they’re expected to make about $20 million each. Which is nice, because I think most of them were getting sick of eating cat food and sleeping in dumpsters. Besides Posh, have any of them done anything except become old and unemployed? If this thing falls through I just hope Wal-Mart lets them have their jobs back.
Frakkin | June 28, 2007 at 1:32 pm
First?
joejoe | June 28, 2007 at 1:33 pm
it wont last 5 gigs
theshizzler | June 28, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Now if only the Backstreet Boys and All-4-One would get back together my life would be complete. And by life I mean personal hell. And by personal hell I mean repressed masturbatory fantasies. :(
jen | June 28, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Gross.
joejoe | June 28, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Posh looks like she’s already bitching about something
Texas Tranny | June 28, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Drag Queens on Tour. I’ll be the first in line.
p911gt10c | June 28, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Hey Spice Girls, it’s me, your 15 minutes of fame. Listen, we had a good run there for awhile. I mean, lets face it,you’re a sideshow attraction, a gimmick. Your “music” really didn’t have any meaning and I carried you about as far as I could take you.
So what I’m saying is…don’t push it. Just take your millions and go spend ‘em. Look at Posh, she’s done well, being famous for no reason at all. Just follow her lead. You’ll never be respected, but people will still wanna take pretty pictures of ya !
Shinanigans | June 28, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I wanna go watch Spice World now
Quinn | June 28, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Psh used to be hot! Now she looks like a freaky robot woman experiment gone BAD.
Jack Smith | June 28, 2007 at 1:38 pm
“Besides Posh, have any of them done anything except become old and unemployed?”
Yeah Scary did Eddie Murphy.
And she’s got the kid and the DNA to prove it.
CountDrunkulaXxX | June 28, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Whoa! Look in the older picture at Posh’s “peace” sign! Those are HUUUUGE! Ive never seen a peace sign look like that in all of my life.
Shinanigans | June 28, 2007 at 1:39 pm
I might add that it’s amazing how Posh’s boobs defy gravity
JC | June 28, 2007 at 1:39 pm
i know which one is skanky spice but which one is geriatric spice ?
their music sucked then as it does now.who the hell are the tards that are going to buy tickets to these old ladies lip syncing on stage ?
Ooba Gooba | June 28, 2007 at 1:41 pm
The only decent looking one of the bunch is the blonde.
James | June 28, 2007 at 1:42 pm
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Superfish | June 28, 2007 at 1:42 pm
i’d hit it…all five of them.
and if they dont have their jobs at Costco, Baby and Ginger can still wash my car like they’ve been doing for the past ten years
GooniesNeverSayDie | June 28, 2007 at 1:43 pm
based on the before and after pics, here is what they have all been doing:
Posh: has been getting breast implants
Sporty: eating at Taco Bell and growing her bangs
Ginger: rented Anne of Green Gables and then joined a polygamous colony
Baby: finally accepted her receding hairline
Scary: slept with Eddie Murphy, took out her tongue ring
lambman | June 28, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Everybody but Posh looks better now…Posh was way hot back then, I don’t know what she is now.
But the rest look great, and I for one think this will either be entertaining or a hilarious trainwreck either way we win!
maeby | June 28, 2007 at 1:47 pm
# 10 “Besides Posh, have any of them done anything except become old and unemployed”
I was not aware that Posh “did anything” except throw up her food, and practice her constipation faces.
bill | June 28, 2007 at 1:47 pm
LET THE RENAMING BEGIN!!!!!!
Posh Spice -> Sith Lord Spice
Scary -> Eddie Murphy’s Baby Momma Spice
Baby -> Busty
Sporty -> Slinky
Ginger -> Hippy/Easy
steve | June 28, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Which one is “OLD Spice”?
I make me laugh.
veggi | June 28, 2007 at 1:48 pm
@3- NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
steve | June 28, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Which one is “OLD Spice”?
I make me laugh.
jessica | June 28, 2007 at 1:48 pm
omg i am scared.
although emma does look hotter.
victoria’s boobs look awful
Cracka | June 28, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Isnt that one of the signs that the world will soon end?
DancingQueen | June 28, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Barf.
maeby | June 28, 2007 at 1:50 pm
that comment was directed toward the superficial- not # 10
RichPort | June 28, 2007 at 1:50 pm
One skinny girl and four chubbers… they look like the number 10000.
CountDrunkulaXxX | June 28, 2007 at 1:50 pm
wow is it just me or is the formerlly ugliest spice girl (SPORTY) kinda like, the hottest one now?? Weird. Id hit that.
Fiddlesticks | June 28, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Did anybody fucking ask for this.. I mean seriously!! Anybody?? Anybody who did should be dragged out into the street and shot
lambman | June 28, 2007 at 1:51 pm
“Besides Posh, have any of them done anything except become old and unemployed?”
since when is marrying a pro-athelete an accomplishment? Posh has done the least since they broke up. They others have all had multiple solo albums, Ginger and Baby are both fairly popular as pop stars in the UK and Sporty is pretty big on the techno scene
Danielle | June 28, 2007 at 1:53 pm
WTF happened to Geri??
She looks like she got attacked by a cast memember of “Little House on the Prarie”
The other three humans look fine. Especially Mel aka Scary Spice.
Posh on the other hand needs to be thrown a sandwich. Her “makers” from Planet Bonesville need to drag her ass back and downgrade those watermelons and that protruding collarbone.
Jose | June 28, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Lets break it down 20 mil times 5 equals 100 million. Divide that by 19 shows that means over 5 million a show. Even if they get 80,000 a show, which does not look likely, maybe at their peak in 1996.That means the tickets would have to be $75 just to pay them, not including the cost that comes with touring expenses. Not buting it. Remember when ABBA was going to get 1 billion for 100 shows? do the math
john | June 28, 2007 at 1:56 pm
none of them have done anything….posh married a horribly overrated soccer player and scary got a kid from sleazeball eddie murphy
Danklin24 | June 28, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Spory is still the hottest one. My god could Victoria’s neck be any longer? She looks like a giraffe.
Kamiki | June 28, 2007 at 2:03 pm
WHAT the Feck has Posh Spice done then? besides marrying a rich footballer?? She’s done nothing and had no success at being anything other than Mrs David Beckham.
Spindoc | June 28, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Victoria Blechem looks like an animatronic love-doll that is running low on oil.
Leo | June 28, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Victoria Beckham must have ran out of plastic surgery money. She looks AWFUL! It looks like the skin on her chest is going to rip. I much prefer the natural look she started off with.
raven | June 28, 2007 at 2:08 pm
i hate posh so much!!!! the good thing is that all their fans have grown and might be listening to some good music now like britney´s, oh wait.
jeezzzz visctoria is really UGLY, did you notice that shes the only one who never sings alone???
jbird | June 28, 2007 at 2:10 pm
#33 – I am certain the overall figure was taking into account ALL sources of revenue (movie/broadcast rights, endorsements, live CDs, etc). If there’s enough buzz coming from this, sponsors will be willing to pay big bucks to have their product names associated with the tour.
eaglepupil | June 28, 2007 at 2:12 pm
One of the spice girls, I think it is “Bitter Spice” did accomplish something. She is having Eddie Murphy’s lust child!
Corrin | June 28, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Actually, all of them have side projects. Sporty is still making music.
kim kimo | June 28, 2007 at 2:17 pm
spice girls are back..
but should i call that spicy?
I Don’t Think So..
Kamiki | June 28, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Emma – Baby is still singing too had some success here in the UK, had a baby of her own though too.
duh! | June 28, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Victoria’s boobs aren’t real at all. I don’t mean “she got a boob job” or implants. I mean like they are actually sculpted out of plastic and attached to the outside of ther chest with double sided tape or something. I’ve heard of helmet head, but helmet boobs?
erica | June 28, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Melanie C has a quite successful solo career. She just released her 4th album.
log | June 28, 2007 at 2:24 pm
worst breasts in history.
bungoone | June 28, 2007 at 2:24 pm
36, even that’s a stretch. didn’t he cheat on her multiple times?
that bitch is going to collapse on stage during soundcheck of the first concert. you can tell she’s completely disgusted having to stand next to those ‘regular sized’ women.
scary is still that, scary. the others don’t look too bad.
mafme | June 28, 2007 at 2:28 pm
It looks like they all grew up– ‘cept for vicky… why does she take herself so seriously? Doesn’t she know that she’s the only one?
Sydney Bristol | June 28, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Posh looks like the bad guy’s girlfriend in a direct-to-video Dolph Lundgren movie. She’s ruthless and is an expert with a particular weapon, say… throwing knives. After sustaining a bad injury from her, Dolph quickly recovers and throws her off a building… one can dream, can’t one?