The Situation understands trial and error

The Situation mugged it up for the paparazzi yesterday by trying to pick up random women at a bar in Miami and, of course, eventually snagged one because he’s on TV. Which is almost an accomplishment until you remember that’s entirely how Jon Gosselin got his penis wet and he technically has Down syndrome. It’s like using roofies except you don’t have to pretend the sex is so good she fell asleep.

Or so I hear.

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