The Page 3 Girls launch things

September 26th, 2008 // 105 Comments

Apparently, I wasn’t joking when I said it’s “British Chicks in Lingerie Week.” Who knew? Anyway, here to round off the week are Page 3 Girls Rhian Sugden and Rosie Jones launching the Ann Summers store in Liverpool. If you’re wondering who is who, get the hell off my site. Ha! I’m kidding – about the leaving. I seriously have no clue what their names are, so, yeah, I’ll take that Pulitzer now.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Ferdinand Narcos

    It’s nice to know my fellow Americans are willing to share our vast knowledge of spray tanning and boob fakery….

  2. Jen

    STOP POSTING THIS SHIT!

  3. ” boob fakery….” those are real yay.
    That Vikki is, after Katie Downes, quite good looking, her lips are enticing, but… she’s so young!.
    “corrosive, carcinogenic chemicals” It’s not corrosive,as it is stored in plastic, since when is the filling carcinogenic, some are even saline. Carcinogenic? only if you burn it and smell the fumes… again.

  4. meska

    blonde can do with a paper bag over her face

  5. netfen

    @53 Just wondering…do you think female genital mutilation carried out in African & middle eastern countries is a barbaric & ridiculous cultural practice which reduces the females’ capacity to enjoy sex…? If disagree with that practice then…

    How is getting breast implants any different? There are so many class-action law suits that sue the manufacturers of implants, and the doctors who implant them, for all the fucked up complications that arise, such as (painful) breast hardness and leakage. Not to mention the complete loss of breast sensitivity which is an inevitable outcome. When having sex with a woman with implants you cannot rest your weight on their chest, as this too is painful for them as the implant presses against the bone.

    Getting implants reduces a woman’s capacity to enjoy sex.

  6. GG1000

    EEEWWW, great to see the ‘Auschwitz with tits” look has made it across the Atlantic. If that blonde didn’t have implants, she’d look like “feed the children” ad!

  7. Erica Lew.

    RIP Paul Newman. <3 Age 83.
    Fish, you always take off when people die.

  8. Spikey

    Very beautiful pictures of this 2 Gils.
    i have seen more pictures on http://www.redtube.to

  9. madeline shakespeare

    Those girls are butterfaces

  10. madeline shakespeare

    Those girls are butterfaces

  11. sunywhite

    She’s no doubt beautiful! And I love young lovely girls, I don’t really care about the social norm! sincere and sensual people on __Agelessmate.c o m__ care nothing but chemistry! True love and feel right are what they really care!

  12. {{ (_|_) }} ..............................

    That’s not lingere – hell I’ve seen more risque’ crap on the streets of San Francisco

    Thems party digs !!!!!

  13. Air Mail

    Rodney Dangerfield had a joke for this:

    “At my age, If I take two girls home at the same time, it’s so they have someone to talk to after I fall a sleep!”

  14. Leila

    The blond does have bony arms!, her page3.com photos were even modified to add some weight, but if that’s not enough her damn forehead is all wrinkly and she’s only 20. The other girl is gorgeous, some of those page 3 girls are absolutely amazing, they should’ve picked the ones for that store thing better.

  15. kevTHA

    i never thought about that-how since her breasts most likely ARE fake, that would make her too skinny. i was about to rag that just because she has an incredible body with a flat stomach doesn’t make her unhealthy, she’s just bangin. Which is why they put her in that outfit.
    But the fake boobs would make anyone lookmore healthy like “oh yeah, check out all this fat i have. i totally eat”
    SNEAKY!

    ps i have seen skinnier arms though. i think theys fine.

  16. Jealous fat girl

    I don’t get why people think that’s too skinny??? It’s true what my girlfriend says – skinny girls get more shit than fat girls these days! Why is it so bad that people work their asses off to have a nice, fit body — and then they get ridiculed for it! When you see a really ripped guy, chances are that he has very little body fat, but no one makes fun of them because they have built up their muscle mass; the only difference with girls is that they don’t want to build up muscle mass, so when they lose weight from working out, it makes them look skinny! I’d say that girl looks VERY healthy, and is in no way dangerously skinny.
    …and she has super nice hoo-ha’s!

  17. Poon Tang

    Hey Ultra Sly, you’re retarded. How was I defending myself again?! All I did was point out how useless most of you regular Superficial commenters are. And yeah, I gained weight after I stopped taking Adderrall but it was a GOOD thing because I no longer look like an emaciated bag of bones with legs. So congrats to you for your lame attempt at insulting me. I’d insult you back but I feel as if my post in #38 pretty much covered everything that you’re about. All you could come back with was “HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE FAT RAWR”

    Sad little man, you are.

  18. Amber

    These girls have no thighs at all.

  19. Dani

    STOP POSTING SHIT ABOUT RANDOM NON-FAMOUS CHICKS IN LINGERIE/BIKINIS! NO ONE CARES!

  20. “Not to mention the complete loss of breast sensitivity which is an inevitable outcome” sources?, bellow the muscle, above the muscle, trough nipple? “ridiculous cultural practice ” that is true, mutilation is absurd, I thought it was imposed, not by choice like boobies, but breast are more of a behavior favored by natural selection, I see it as a tendency to look like the chosen female of a desired male, instead of picking a similar male willing to cope, they decide to modify their appearance, overcoming fear of inequity, what ya think? moving to a sociobiological factor, which is based in natural selection, but also in social influence (and genetics, but that’s wishful in this case). plus, mutilation usually involves injury, implants are used to “fix” , like in mastectomy actually alleviating injury , physical and psychological, as in this context, so mutilation and breasts are opposites, unlike rinhplasties.” There are so many class-action law suits that sue the manufacturers of implants, and the doctors who implant them, for all the fucked up complications that arise,” Manufacturing deffects and iatrogeny should be sued, but are different from side effects., and complications are not norm, with factors like anesthetics, ventilation, heart defects, complications are part of each individual.”When having sex with a woman with implants you cannot rest your weight on their chest” Never had sex, so… “as this too is painful for them as the implant presses against the bone.” no it doesn’t, it presses against their connective tissue, open one up, you’ll see. And if you tap them in the recovery room, then it makes sense, but nerves have something called habituation, which lets you wear clothes without feeling every fiber, or earrings without screaming in constant pain, same here, takes a while but they stop feeling pain, good thing you rethought about insensitivity. “Getting implants reduces a woman’s capacity to enjoy sex.” they are supposed to enjoy it?, I’ll remember that.

  21. “How was I defending myself again?” “of course, insult anyone who disagrees with their media-induced feelings about what’s beautiful and what’s not” just in case someone take a swing at you right? “All I did was point out how useless most of you regular Superficial commenters are. ” no you didn’t, you pointed out how sexless ,men who criticize looks in any way, are. “I gained weight after I stopped taking Adderrall but it was a GOOD thing because I no longer look like an emaciated bag of bones with legs.” so you didn’t like yourself thin, right?, your self-esteem suffered and you became insecure. ” So congrats to you for your lame attempt at insulting me.” I didn’t insult you, I thought we were noticing obvious things about people while complaining about those of other gender who do the same here. Plus, I’ll say yes if you ask nicely :-*

  22. that’s a coat of loose connective, not haversian, periostone, etc, before Poon notices and kicks my ass.

  23. Air Mail

    Danni, this is whats guys talk about in tit bars… anything and everything. The Superficial, like a titty bar is a relaxing place to talk.

  24. farty_mcshitface

    good god, that blonde is awful. i’m talking about nicole richie skinny. flat-out horrible. for someone’s sake woman- hit the freakin weights and eat something. anorexia is disgusting!!!!!

  25. Binky

    (LOL Gerald #48)
    and
    R I P Paul Newman.

  26. blowhard

    If you find this story boring or pointless, how about keeping off the fucking messageboards? I want to read about how other dudes are spelunking their DNA onto screens around the world like I am, not the opinions of whiny retards with nothing interesting to say. FUCKOFF.

  27. Cliff Notes

    Cliff Notes : Hey – wait a sec – What’s this all about ?
    ” Capital must protect itself in every way… Debts must be collected and loans and mortgages foreclosed as soon as possible. When through a process of law the common people have lost their homes, they will be more tractable and more easily governed by the strong arm of the law applied by the central power of leading financiers. People without homes will not quarrel with their leaders. This is well known among our principle men now engaged in forming an imperialism of capitalism to govern the world. By dividing the people we can get them to expend their energies in fighting over questions of no importance to us except as teachers of the common herd.”
    J. P. Morgan
    Binky : Cliff, I think you might be off topic here.
    Cliff Notes : Oh. Ok. These gals are quite cute.

  28. Phil says, "huh?"

    Actually, if you look at the blonde’s page3 pics, you’ll see that her tits are real. I do know some girls who used to be thick, got taller and skinnier, but kept the larger breasts. She is on the skinnier side, but definitely not Nicole Ritchie-bone-thin.

  29. Gr8 points all Phil.
    (But personwooly, No offense,but if you ever hear the term ‘cull the herd’ – #77 related – do you feel a little bit …anxious ? That type of thing ?)
    Fish – where’s Keely Hazel ? That type of thing. (‘Frank’ from 16th floor got me to ask you that. He watch a lot of movie etc.)

  30. UK_Matt

    They gotta be natural to be Page 3.

    We might have have iffy smiles but we got real titties here…in abundance thanks to the influx of Czech and Polish strippers.

    Rhian is fucking smoking hot.

  31. P H

    This is the best thing you have ever left up for the weekend!

  32. Mikey d

    I can’t believe that some of you say that these chicks are not skinny!!! If you like that, you might as well take a mop and put a blonde wig on it and poke it !!! Or you have a thing for 12 year olds! And I don’t like fat girls either, but this S@#$ has gone too far!!!!

  33. # 80-82 “Culling the herd ” ?
    …..Maybe time for a coffee ?

  34. Poon Tang

    Ahh, Ultra Sly. You’re so useless. My self-esteem didn’t suffer one bit. you obviously think that someone with good self-esteem can’t point out when someone is emaciated and, well, FAKE. I knew that’s what people were going to say because that’s what you people do when you feel as if your bleached blonde bimbos who are pumped full of silicone are insulted. I’ve read the comments section on this board many times and you’re all pretty much the same. Now get off the message board and go to school or something, you sound like a fucking moron.

    (and you might say the same thing, but all you’re doing is quoting my posts and writing one or two word responses; write a paragraph or some shit)

  35. v tard

    To all the peeps complaining about how skinny these girls are, are you even aware that the average height of british girls is like 5′ 4″? They tend to be short.

    Look at picture 7 where they are standing in front of the double doors. They are like 3 and a bit tiles in front of it and still manage to be shorter than the door.

    Trust me, these two models are tiny, their arms are in proportion and the blonde one is lucky not to look like a lollipop (Lara Flynn Boyle anyone?)

  36. So #84-85.
    Gr8 points all .( I mean weelee.)
    So….. Inside job ?
    Having any problems with ‘free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure – that type of thing….etc,,,,

    (You’re never coming back are you # 84 – 85…We’ve seen the show…)

  37. “you obviously think that someone with good self-esteem can’t point out when someone is emaciated and, well, FAKE.” Calling yourself emaciated and fake does not shout good self-esteem, Poon Tang I never said I’d rather a bimbo blonde than you, stop resisting my charm. I’m not going back to school until you send me a picture.
    “you sound like a fucking moron.” where you reading out loud?.

    “You’re never coming back are you # 84 – 85…We’ve seen the show..” click my name.

  38. # 87 I wasn’t really in this conversation, And have no idea what you’re talking about…
    But whenever I see that link – Ultra Sly – I’ll say …
    Cheers.

  39. I haven’t finished that book the other dude told us about Binky, remember?, It’s standing idle, but I bought it already, we need more guns!.

  40. ugh

    Why are English girls so trashy?

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  42. judge-me

    “her breasts are real”

    …thanks for the laugh

  43. hot blond

    the blond is hot…. so everyone stop being jealous
    the brunette is ok? ugly face though and werid body

  44. Ted from LA

    Paul Newman was one cool dude.

  45. alisa

    sooooooooooo jealous of her body……….. and i looked at her site…. her boobs are real… no way they’re fake. hate her

  46. Angie

    So…Sarah Palin dies this week, on Thursday night. That’s something to look forward to.

  47. Binky

    # 97 – Thank God.
    (Things have been rather crappy lately )

  48. they are soooo hot..sexy body..

  49. I have been looking for a new maid…do you think they work evenings?

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