Scope it out. Here’s some of Hollywood’s hottest ladies on the red carpet at last night’s Oscars: Heidi Klum, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Katherine Heigl and Best Actress winner Marion Cotillard. Feel free to pick them apart, marvel at them or perhaps throw a tuna sandwich at the screen. It’s your call. Me? I’ll be sitting here making Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl watch me build a spaceship out of LEGOs at my desk. Yeah, let’s see Patrick Dempsey make awesome laser sounds then get yelled at by his boss. McDreamy ain’t got nothing on me.
Photos: Getty Images
liz | February 25, 2008 at 1:27 pm
1st u bastards
jrz | February 25, 2008 at 1:28 pm
When they called that french chick’s name she immediately threw her hands up in the air.
liz | February 25, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
FIRST | February 25, 2008 at 1:28 pm
FIRSTT
combustion8 | February 25, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I didnt realize the circus was in town, til I saw katherine heigl.
deacon jones | February 25, 2008 at 1:34 pm
apparently, liz saw jimbo naked.
Windy Elliott | February 25, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I think a 5th grader did Heigl’s makeup.
Emma | February 25, 2008 at 1:36 pm
ugh, I hate Heidi Klum for being so gorgeous.
viv | February 25, 2008 at 1:37 pm
wow heidi looks badass
stizz | February 25, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Heidi always looks good but the collar on her dress kinda reminded me of labia.
Jennifer Garner’s annoying – nice dimples. Pfffffffft.
Alba is carrying her baby weight well.
Katherine looks awesome – that dress rules. She looks like the definition of a movie star.
The french broad looks gorgeous – dress was awesome and she seemed really sincere when she won.
Geoff | February 25, 2008 at 1:41 pm
A sea of boring dresses and a mermaid. Where’s Bjork when you need her?
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http://www.cafepress.com/teepod
judge mental | February 25, 2008 at 1:44 pm
dear jessica “i used pregnancy to get a wedding ring” alba,
nothing says classy like showing up to a red carpet event with white deodorant crumbs in your armpits.
sincerely,
judge mental
Jimbo | February 25, 2008 at 1:45 pm
@6 I think it is time for you to take a nap after that strenuous joke you had to think long and hard about. So go crawl back in your cage and have your momma tuck you in.
Gerald_Tarrant | February 25, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Heidi Klum – WTF is up with the dark spots around her hair line? Bad dye?
Jennifer Garner – She’s tainted now that she has been with Chin Assfleck.
Jessica Alba – That dress is hideous, but it would look great on the floor next to my bed.
Katherine Heigl – Is she really ‘it girl’ worthy? She’s cute but only a so-so actress.
Marion Cotillard – I think I like this chick more because she looked like shit in the film she was in. She’s actually really beautiful.
Diablo Cody – Nasty nasty nasty. I wouldn’t mind tucking her knees behind her ears.
celebrity clothes | February 25, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Yes Bjork is sadly missed. Lots of red this year. Alba always looks good!!
http://www.celebrity-clothes.com/
jenjen | February 25, 2008 at 1:49 pm
bbboooooorrrrrinnnnnggggg *yawns* who the fuck cares about the oscars anyway? I need drama to keep me awake.
survey sez | February 25, 2008 at 1:50 pm
#14
i think heidi’s problem is her husband is rubbing of on her.
toa | February 25, 2008 at 1:51 pm
oK Why the fuck is Heidi Klum even at the oscars?????
Jimbo | February 25, 2008 at 1:52 pm
@16 Jenjen, I would think your link would give you some drama and keep you wake.. But yes, this is boring!!
joebird | February 25, 2008 at 1:55 pm
And the Oscar goes to……….LIZ for being first!! Congratulations Liz! Phenomenal job, no really. Great work……..
Mylith | February 25, 2008 at 1:56 pm
She is beautiful and gorgeous! Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called millionairefriends.com last week. Is she dating someone there?
adeliza | February 25, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Heidi looks great, except for that fucking stupid ass fake bun on her head.
fergernauster | February 25, 2008 at 2:05 pm
HEY, FISH!!! Where’s ELLEN PAGE?!!!
(Oh… and I heard she’s gay.)
Champ | February 25, 2008 at 2:08 pm
#2 she was surrendering and retreating.
Windy | February 25, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Why does someone always bring up that stupid millionaire dating site?
jrz | February 25, 2008 at 2:12 pm
24—yeeeeah…..that’s….kinda my point.
deacon jones | February 25, 2008 at 2:17 pm
eh, Id take Pam Anderson and a bag of blow any fucking day over these broads
jrz | February 25, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Hmmmm…….good question!
So why did the Academy snub Brad Renfro by not including him in the memoriam? The Academy is pretty much tight as a drum.
A flack tells us a small group of people make extremely difficult choices but refused to say what criteria are used to make those decisions. She added we shouldn’t waste our time cause no one would discuss it further.
Could it have something to do with the circumstances surrounding Renfro’s death? It’s uncomfortable to applaud when an actor dies from an overdose. Of course, exceptions must be made for huge stars who OD. Heath Ledger made the cut
#27 | February 25, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Well, mostly just the blow..
maybe he didn't qualify | February 25, 2008 at 2:24 pm
#28
Brad died before the Jan 31st cutoff date, but he may not have been an actual member of the Academy at the time of his death. The “In Memoriam” reel is for deceased academy members (regardless of nominations/awards or branch/profession). Check out their website. They list the members who have died since Feb. 2007. Renfro’s not on the list. Also, Roy Scheider died in Feb. 2008 so he should be included in next year’s show.
How does a person become a member of the Academy? Here’s what I found – Membership in the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is by invitation only. The Academy sends out invitations to a very limited number of qualified members of the film community once a year. Membership in the Academy normally fluctuates between 6,000 and 6,500 voting members.
Candidates for membership are proposed by current Academy members and then voted on by committees consisting of prominent representatives of the Academy’s 14 branches – directors, screenwriters, documentary filmmakers, etc. A candidate normally has the backing of at least two members of the branch for which he/she may qualify. Candidates must receive an endorsement by the appropriate branch executive committee before their name is given to the Board of Governors for its approval.
The Academy has tightened their entrance standards, with only the most impressive candidates invited to join the distinguished group. Academy Award nominees, if not already members, are automatically considered for membership (but not guaranteed an invitation to join).
The majority of the members are from the United States of America, however membership is not limited to U.S. citizens. Members remain eligible to vote until they have passed on or opted for retired (non-voting) status.
SOURCE: The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences
sibi | February 25, 2008 at 2:25 pm
#18 – Good question. And why is Alba there? Were the Razzies full?
dude | February 25, 2008 at 2:27 pm
whaddafuck is heidi klum doing at the Oscars? Like she’s gonna win one?
Frank Lucas' Bitch | February 25, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I was so happy Marion won. I would have thrown up if Ellen Page had gotten an Oscar over Marion, Julie Christie or Cate Blanchett (the “Golden Age” sucked ass but she was phenomenal there)
fergernauster | February 25, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I think Ellen Page should have won; not that fish-scaled French woman.
Because ELLEN PAGE IS A LESBIAN!!!
Gerald_Tarrant | February 25, 2008 at 2:31 pm
#30 – “The majority of the members are from the United States of America”
Then what the hell happened last night? Euro-guilt?
Best Actor – English
Best Actress – French
Best Supporting Actor – Spanish
Best Supporting Actress – English
LADY OF THE BLACK CARPET | February 25, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Vanessa Williams is obviously using too much botox.
Man, you guys gotta see this pic of her nude (the scandal that cost her the Miss America crown). Damn. That’s a bush. Hell, that’s a hedge. I’ve never been with a black girl, but I guess it’s a fro down there too. They should’ve let her keep the crown, give her a lawnmower for that quilt sized bush, and take pity on her.
http://www.freecelebritymoviearchive.com/tgp2v3/vanessa_williams/thumbs/nude_celebrity_9.jpg
sjchick | February 25, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I think Kathrine Heigl’s dress was beautiful, but what’s up the the bronzer over kill. Her cheeks look like someone beat the crap out of her.
Yep, that's a bush alright, but here's a better link | February 25, 2008 at 2:36 pm
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senorita19 | February 25, 2008 at 2:42 pm
What’s up with Kathrine’s face? Did her face fall asleep in a tanning bed?
Auntie Kryst | February 25, 2008 at 2:42 pm
The Oscars were boring. They needed a Native American protest or a streaker again this year. Yawn.
hottina | February 25, 2008 at 2:43 pm
is that really her pussy? her inner lip is like sticking out, ewww. that must have been before the airbrushing days…. and razors….
fergernauster | February 25, 2008 at 2:44 pm
The latest buzz is that Ellen Page hit on Kathy Bates at Elton’s Oscar After-party!!!
SUPERFISH, get THAT story!!!
BreakTime | February 25, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Jennifer Garner looks like a tranny, as usual.
Katherine Heigl is attempting to look glamorous, when in fact she always looks alike a robust German Frau that should be milking cows in the Black Forest.
Alba needs a more forgiving hairstyle and should stay away from awards where good acting is rewarded.
Heidi needs to have the word overexposure explained to her.
survey sez | February 25, 2008 at 2:47 pm
#35
this is a list of the top grossing movies from jan.1 2007 to dec. 31, 2007 in the united states. i’m guessing the oscar committees saw this list and realized talented american actors were not working much last year.
1 Spider-Man 3
2 Shrek the Third
3 Transformers
4 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
5 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
6 I Am Legend
7 The Bourne Ultimatum
8 National Treasure: Book of Secrets
9 Alvin and the Chipmunks
10 300
11 Ratatouille
12 The Simpsons Movie
13 Wild Hogs
14 Knocked Up
15 Rush Hour 3
16 Live Free or Die Hard
17 Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
18 Juno
19 American Gangster
20 Bee Movie
21 Enchanted
22 Superbad
23 I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
24 Hairspray (2007)
25 Blades of Glory
26 Ocean’s Thirteen
27 Ghost Rider
28 Evan Almighty
29 Meet the Robinsons
30 Norbit
31 The Game Plan
32 The Bucket List
33 Bridge to Terabithia
34 Beowulf Par.
35 Disturbia
36 Fred Claus
37 1408
38 The Golden Compass
39 Charlie Wilson’s War
40 No Country for Old Men
41 Saw IV
42 Stomp the Yard
43 Surf’s Up
44 Halloween (2007)
45 Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married
46 TMNT
47 3:10 to Yuma (2007)
48 P.S. I Love You
49 Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
50 Resident Evil: Extinction
51 Music and Lyrics
52 Are We Done Yet?
53 Atonement
54 This Christmas
55 Michael Clayton
56 Premonition
57 Dan in Real Life
58 The Kingdom
59 Shooter
60 License to Wed
61 Underdog
62 No Reservations
63 Because I Said So
64 Aliens Vs. Predator – Requiem
65 The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep
66 Epic Movie
67 Hitman
69 Fracture
70 Stardust
71 The Brave One WB
72 The Heartbreak Kid
73 Freedom Writers
74 Smokin’ Aces
75 The Messengers SGem
76 The Number 23 NL
77 Good Luck Chuck LGF
78 There Will Be Blood
79 Mr. Bean’s Holiday
80 Breach
81 Zodiac
82 Balls of Fury
83 Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium
84 August Rush
85 Tyler Perry’s Daddy’s Little Girls
86 The Great Debaters
87 28 Weeks Later
88 We Own the Night
89 Mr. Brooks
90 Hannibal Rising
91 The Nanny Diaries
92 Mr. Woodcock
93 Nancy Drew
94 The Mist
95 The Reaping
96 Grindhouse
97 Sicko
98 Across the Universe
99 Perfect Stranger 100 Hot Fuzz
norton | February 25, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Least watched Oscars ever?
Apparently the public has grown tired of watching a bunch of overpaid, intellectually challenged children preen on stage and camera.
Enough with Hollywierd.
zzzzzzzz | February 25, 2008 at 2:52 pm
@45…… i think you’re right about people not wanting to watch the oscars but according to that list of movies, plenty of americans will pay lots of money to see actors preen on a screen. pathetic on both counts.
fergernauster | February 25, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Yeah, #45. I hear ya.
Enough with the TV “awards” shows.
But on with the online trash-fests!!!
becky w. | February 25, 2008 at 2:57 pm
i opted to watch my laundry tumble around in a dryer at the laundry mat over staying home to watch this nonsense.
norton | February 25, 2008 at 3:06 pm
‘Ya, watching some douche preen on film is generally good for the soul since the only other form of entertainment worth seeking is here on the net.
But having to watch these idiots in the real world is simply disgusting.
What ever happend to a reading a good book…? Oh, that’s right, any decent literature gets made into a celluloid fantasy eventually. So we wait for the DVD release. LOL
N.Y. Ted | February 25, 2008 at 3:55 pm
WTF Fish…??? No pics of Clint Eastwood’s illegitimate daughter…old squinty eyes herself Rene Zellwegger…and the rag she usually has on imposing as an actual dress???