The Oscars: Ladies of the Red Carpet

February 25th, 2008 // 76 Comments

Scope it out. Here’s some of Hollywood’s hottest ladies on the red carpet at last night’s Oscars: Heidi Klum, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Katherine Heigl and Best Actress winner Marion Cotillard. Feel free to pick them apart, marvel at them or perhaps throw a tuna sandwich at the screen. It’s your call. Me? I’ll be sitting here making Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl watch me build a spaceship out of LEGOs at my desk. Yeah, let’s see Patrick Dempsey make awesome laser sounds then get yelled at by his boss. McDreamy ain’t got nothing on me.

Photos: Getty Images
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  1. liz

    1st u bastards

  2. jrz

    When they called that french chick’s name she immediately threw her hands up in the air.

  3. liz

    Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  4. FIRST

    FIRSTT

  5. combustion8

    I didnt realize the circus was in town, til I saw katherine heigl.

  6. deacon jones

    apparently, liz saw jimbo naked.

  7. Windy Elliott

    I think a 5th grader did Heigl’s makeup.

  8. Emma

    ugh, I hate Heidi Klum for being so gorgeous.

  9. viv

    wow heidi looks badass

  10. stizz

    Heidi always looks good but the collar on her dress kinda reminded me of labia.
    Jennifer Garner’s annoying – nice dimples. Pfffffffft.
    Alba is carrying her baby weight well.
    Katherine looks awesome – that dress rules. She looks like the definition of a movie star.
    The french broad looks gorgeous – dress was awesome and she seemed really sincere when she won.

  11. A sea of boring dresses and a mermaid. Where’s Bjork when you need her?

    http://www.cafepress.com/teepod

  12. judge mental

    dear jessica “i used pregnancy to get a wedding ring” alba,

    nothing says classy like showing up to a red carpet event with white deodorant crumbs in your armpits.

    sincerely,
    judge mental

  13. @6 I think it is time for you to take a nap after that strenuous joke you had to think long and hard about. So go crawl back in your cage and have your momma tuck you in.

  14. Gerald_Tarrant

    Heidi Klum – WTF is up with the dark spots around her hair line? Bad dye?

    Jennifer Garner – She’s tainted now that she has been with Chin Assfleck.

    Jessica Alba – That dress is hideous, but it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

    Katherine Heigl – Is she really ‘it girl’ worthy? She’s cute but only a so-so actress.

    Marion Cotillard – I think I like this chick more because she looked like shit in the film she was in. She’s actually really beautiful.

    Diablo Cody – Nasty nasty nasty. I wouldn’t mind tucking her knees behind her ears.

  15. Yes Bjork is sadly missed. Lots of red this year. Alba always looks good!!

    http://www.celebrity-clothes.com/

  16. bbboooooorrrrrinnnnnggggg *yawns* who the fuck cares about the oscars anyway? I need drama to keep me awake.

  17. survey sez

    #14

    i think heidi’s problem is her husband is rubbing of on her.

  18. toa

    oK Why the fuck is Heidi Klum even at the oscars?????

  19. @16 Jenjen, I would think your link would give you some drama and keep you wake.. But yes, this is boring!!

  20. joebird

    And the Oscar goes to……….LIZ for being first!! Congratulations Liz! Phenomenal job, no really. Great work……..

  21. Mylith

    She is beautiful and gorgeous! Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called millionairefriends.com last week. Is she dating someone there?

  22. adeliza

    Heidi looks great, except for that fucking stupid ass fake bun on her head.

  23. fergernauster

    HEY, FISH!!! Where’s ELLEN PAGE?!!!

    (Oh… and I heard she’s gay.)

  24. Champ

    #2 she was surrendering and retreating.

  25. Windy

    Why does someone always bring up that stupid millionaire dating site?

  26. jrz

    24—yeeeeah…..that’s….kinda my point.

  27. deacon jones

    eh, Id take Pam Anderson and a bag of blow any fucking day over these broads

  28. jrz

    Hmmmm…….good question!

    So why did the Academy snub Brad Renfro by not including him in the memoriam? The Academy is pretty much tight as a drum.

    A flack tells us a small group of people make extremely difficult choices but refused to say what criteria are used to make those decisions. She added we shouldn’t waste our time cause no one would discuss it further.

    Could it have something to do with the circumstances surrounding Renfro’s death? It’s uncomfortable to applaud when an actor dies from an overdose. Of course, exceptions must be made for huge stars who OD. Heath Ledger made the cut

  29. #27

    Well, mostly just the blow..

  30. maybe he didn't qualify

    #28

    Brad died before the Jan 31st cutoff date, but he may not have been an actual member of the Academy at the time of his death. The “In Memoriam” reel is for deceased academy members (regardless of nominations/awards or branch/profession). Check out their website. They list the members who have died since Feb. 2007. Renfro’s not on the list. Also, Roy Scheider died in Feb. 2008 so he should be included in next year’s show.
    How does a person become a member of the Academy? Here’s what I found – Membership in the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is by invitation only. The Academy sends out invitations to a very limited number of qualified members of the film community once a year. Membership in the Academy normally fluctuates between 6,000 and 6,500 voting members.

    Candidates for membership are proposed by current Academy members and then voted on by committees consisting of prominent representatives of the Academy’s 14 branches – directors, screenwriters, documentary filmmakers, etc. A candidate normally has the backing of at least two members of the branch for which he/she may qualify. Candidates must receive an endorsement by the appropriate branch executive committee before their name is given to the Board of Governors for its approval.

    The Academy has tightened their entrance standards, with only the most impressive candidates invited to join the distinguished group. Academy Award nominees, if not already members, are automatically considered for membership (but not guaranteed an invitation to join).

    The majority of the members are from the United States of America, however membership is not limited to U.S. citizens. Members remain eligible to vote until they have passed on or opted for retired (non-voting) status.

    SOURCE: The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences

  31. sibi

    #18 – Good question. And why is Alba there? Were the Razzies full?

  32. dude

    whaddafuck is heidi klum doing at the Oscars? Like she’s gonna win one?

  33. Frank Lucas' Bitch

    I was so happy Marion won. I would have thrown up if Ellen Page had gotten an Oscar over Marion, Julie Christie or Cate Blanchett (the “Golden Age” sucked ass but she was phenomenal there)

  34. fergernauster

    I think Ellen Page should have won; not that fish-scaled French woman.

    Because ELLEN PAGE IS A LESBIAN!!!

  35. Gerald_Tarrant

    #30 – “The majority of the members are from the United States of America”

    Then what the hell happened last night? Euro-guilt?

    Best Actor – English
    Best Actress – French
    Best Supporting Actor – Spanish
    Best Supporting Actress – English

  36. LADY OF THE BLACK CARPET

    Vanessa Williams is obviously using too much botox.

    Man, you guys gotta see this pic of her nude (the scandal that cost her the Miss America crown). Damn. That’s a bush. Hell, that’s a hedge. I’ve never been with a black girl, but I guess it’s a fro down there too. They should’ve let her keep the crown, give her a lawnmower for that quilt sized bush, and take pity on her.

    http://www.freecelebritymoviearchive.com/tgp2v3/vanessa_williams/thumbs/nude_celebrity_9.jpg

  37. sjchick

    I think Kathrine Heigl’s dress was beautiful, but what’s up the the bronzer over kill. Her cheeks look like someone beat the crap out of her.

  38. Yep, that's a bush alright, but here's a better link

    freecelebritymoviearchive.com/tgp2v3/vanessa_williams/thumbs
    /nude_celebrity_9.jpg

  39. senorita19

    What’s up with Kathrine’s face? Did her face fall asleep in a tanning bed?

  40. Auntie Kryst

    The Oscars were boring. They needed a Native American protest or a streaker again this year. Yawn.

  41. hottina

    is that really her pussy? her inner lip is like sticking out, ewww. that must have been before the airbrushing days…. and razors….

  42. fergernauster

    The latest buzz is that Ellen Page hit on Kathy Bates at Elton’s Oscar After-party!!!

    SUPERFISH, get THAT story!!!

  43. BreakTime

    Jennifer Garner looks like a tranny, as usual.
    Katherine Heigl is attempting to look glamorous, when in fact she always looks alike a robust German Frau that should be milking cows in the Black Forest.
    Alba needs a more forgiving hairstyle and should stay away from awards where good acting is rewarded.
    Heidi needs to have the word overexposure explained to her.

  44. survey sez

    #35
    this is a list of the top grossing movies from jan.1 2007 to dec. 31, 2007 in the united states. i’m guessing the oscar committees saw this list and realized talented american actors were not working much last year.

    1 Spider-Man 3
    2 Shrek the Third
    3 Transformers
    4 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
    5 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
    6 I Am Legend
    7 The Bourne Ultimatum
    8 National Treasure: Book of Secrets
    9 Alvin and the Chipmunks
    10 300
    11 Ratatouille
    12 The Simpsons Movie
    13 Wild Hogs
    14 Knocked Up
    15 Rush Hour 3
    16 Live Free or Die Hard
    17 Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
    18 Juno
    19 American Gangster
    20 Bee Movie
    21 Enchanted
    22 Superbad
    23 I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
    24 Hairspray (2007)
    25 Blades of Glory
    26 Ocean’s Thirteen
    27 Ghost Rider
    28 Evan Almighty
    29 Meet the Robinsons
    30 Norbit
    31 The Game Plan
    32 The Bucket List
    33 Bridge to Terabithia
    34 Beowulf Par.
    35 Disturbia
    36 Fred Claus
    37 1408
    38 The Golden Compass
    39 Charlie Wilson’s War
    40 No Country for Old Men
    41 Saw IV
    42 Stomp the Yard
    43 Surf’s Up
    44 Halloween (2007)
    45 Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married
    46 TMNT
    47 3:10 to Yuma (2007)
    48 P.S. I Love You
    49 Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
    50 Resident Evil: Extinction
    51 Music and Lyrics
    52 Are We Done Yet?
    53 Atonement
    54 This Christmas
    55 Michael Clayton
    56 Premonition
    57 Dan in Real Life
    58 The Kingdom
    59 Shooter
    60 License to Wed
    61 Underdog
    62 No Reservations
    63 Because I Said So
    64 Aliens Vs. Predator – Requiem
    65 The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep
    66 Epic Movie
    67 Hitman
    69 Fracture
    70 Stardust
    71 The Brave One WB
    72 The Heartbreak Kid
    73 Freedom Writers
    74 Smokin’ Aces
    75 The Messengers SGem
    76 The Number 23 NL
    77 Good Luck Chuck LGF
    78 There Will Be Blood
    79 Mr. Bean’s Holiday
    80 Breach
    81 Zodiac
    82 Balls of Fury
    83 Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium
    84 August Rush
    85 Tyler Perry’s Daddy’s Little Girls
    86 The Great Debaters
    87 28 Weeks Later
    88 We Own the Night
    89 Mr. Brooks
    90 Hannibal Rising
    91 The Nanny Diaries
    92 Mr. Woodcock
    93 Nancy Drew
    94 The Mist
    95 The Reaping
    96 Grindhouse
    97 Sicko
    98 Across the Universe
    99 Perfect Stranger 100 Hot Fuzz

  45. norton

    Least watched Oscars ever?

    Apparently the public has grown tired of watching a bunch of overpaid, intellectually challenged children preen on stage and camera.

    Enough with Hollywierd.

  46. zzzzzzzz

    @45…… i think you’re right about people not wanting to watch the oscars but according to that list of movies, plenty of americans will pay lots of money to see actors preen on a screen. pathetic on both counts.

  47. fergernauster

    Yeah, #45. I hear ya.

    Enough with the TV “awards” shows.

    But on with the online trash-fests!!!

  48. becky w.

    i opted to watch my laundry tumble around in a dryer at the laundry mat over staying home to watch this nonsense.

  49. norton

    ‘Ya, watching some douche preen on film is generally good for the soul since the only other form of entertainment worth seeking is here on the net.

    But having to watch these idiots in the real world is simply disgusting.

    What ever happend to a reading a good book…? Oh, that’s right, any decent literature gets made into a celluloid fantasy eventually. So we wait for the DVD release. LOL

  50. N.Y. Ted

    WTF Fish…??? No pics of Clint Eastwood’s illegitimate daughter…old squinty eyes herself Rene Zellwegger…and the rag she usually has on imposing as an actual dress???

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