In news that no one cares about, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have vowed never to have more children because they
The Osbournes are old
December 5th, 2005 // 9 Comments
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emazing | December 5, 2005 at 11:45 am
I agree. Sharon Osbourne is a stinky old blob, and if Ozzy bit the heads off of any bats, either they came out of Sharon, or she gave birth to them. If he was able to actually DO anything on his OWN, which he isn’t, he should consider biting HER head off.
Sharon should just be glad that her children look like the MORLOCKS from that movie “The Time Machine”, which are kind of sub-human, and EXCEPTIONALLY glad that she has one daughter, who we never see, that is actually kind of pretty and normal.
Sharon and Ozzie are now completely and totally worthless human beings, with nothing to offer this world, and they step in dog poop and don’t know or care, and Sharon is rotting from the inside out.
So there!
HollyJ | December 5, 2005 at 12:42 pm
“Sex with Geriatrics”**** tonight at 7 on CBS: A blank-faced Ozzy flopping around on top of Sharon like a fish on a pier, while she lays there saying the occasional profane word at the camera.
Nikk The Templar | December 5, 2005 at 2:35 pm
They never should have had kids to begin with…..Ozzy’s sperm consists of coke, weed, vodka and lard (that’s how Kelly was made), therefore it should have been improbable for them to have kids.
Lush | December 5, 2005 at 3:15 pm
Wait wait wait… let me make sure I’ve got this right… Ozzy and Sharon AREN’T considering having more children? Cause I could have sworn that wasn’t news.
sirokai | December 5, 2005 at 3:30 pm
If you think of your kids as the bane of your existence, and compare them to “shooting yourself,” then they will definitely turn out bad. People like the Osbournes should not be allowed to have kids!
Stacyy | December 5, 2005 at 3:42 pm
uhm.. this was so random. there are people not having children all the time, so why is this suddenly interesting?
Jenny | December 5, 2005 at 5:05 pm
Maybe Sharon would consider getting into a time machine and erasing Jack and Kelly altogether.
HollyJ | December 5, 2005 at 6:13 pm
I’m with Jenny – retroactive birth control.
CompulsiveThinker | December 6, 2005 at 12:59 am
“Creating attractive well-adjusted children isn