The Olsen twins get rejected

September 12th, 2006 // 62 Comments
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were invited to an exclusive dinner hosted by Mario Testino to honor French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld among others, but failed to RSVP and were sent away when they arrived at the door.

“There weren’t places for them because they hadn’t RSVPed,” says one guest. “They were refused entry at the door!” Brandon Davis and Mischa Barton were also denied their unauthorized plus-ones.

It’s been a pretty embarrassing couple of weeks for celebrities lately. Sure, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton make up about 98% of the embarrassment, but even people you haven’t thought about for years are getting the shaft. What kind of world do we live in where doing a perpetual Zoolander impression can’t save you from the shame of rejection? It’s like I can’t believe in anything anymore.


  1. ruhroh

    My God…The older and more bulimic they appear the more they start looking like those puppets used for the Dark Crystal movie. They probably frightened everyone when they jumped on the chandelier and began using shards of it to stab the turkey.

  2. Courtney

    I can’t even believe most of you can tell them apart. Do you have jobs? If so, are they hiring? Because I’m stuck combing the blogosphere for free like a sucker.

  3. beli3ver

    i must confess i hate their faces. and i can’t feel sorry for them D: does it make me a bad person-

  4. andrewthezeppo

    Really the problem was that Mary Kate was just too fat to fit through the door.

  5. bunnyhugger

    hey! when did bigjim get back??
    let’s face it, all these hollywood brats have had adults fawning over them all their lives, telling how wonderful and perfect and beautiful they are, so they figure somebody owes them. wastes of space, all of them.” tee-hee, they won’t turn us away! we’re cute and famous!”

    gag me with a fork.

  6. bunnyhugger

    hmm. my quote marks seem to have a mind of their own.

    oh, well, point made.

  7. the other kind of Indian

    Really, why do they always smirk like that? They used to always show their pearly whites on FH. It’s not like they have snaggle teeth or fangs like Dunst. Is this their sexy look?

    They make Kimmy Gibbler look hot.

  8. Zanzibarinoplotkin

    57. They’re smirking and not showing their teeth in this photo because they both have a mouthfull of [CENSORED]!!! (That’s the real reason they wouldn’t let them into the party.)

  9. ha ha….that’s great – they didn’t rsvp and got raped!

  10. Rachael

    What have they done in the past year; don’t you mean, what have they done since Full House? Why they are considered to be the most famous twins in the world is silly! They both suck

  11. i like this twins

  12. sophi

    why are some of you people against eating disorders and stuff, taking the piss out it and other stuff, on average 1 in a 100 people have eating disorders, chances are you’ve upset one ot the people who have commented, maybe you lot should learn manners and to respect other peoples feelings for a change #

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