Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were invited to an exclusive dinner hosted by Mario Testino to honor French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld among others, but failed to RSVP and were sent away when they arrived at the door.
“There weren’t places for them because they hadn’t RSVPed,” says one guest. “They were refused entry at the door!” Brandon Davis and Mischa Barton were also denied their unauthorized plus-ones.
It’s been a pretty embarrassing couple of weeks for celebrities lately. Sure, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton make up about 98% of the embarrassment, but even people you haven’t thought about for years are getting the shaft. What kind of world do we live in where doing a perpetual Zoolander impression can’t save you from the shame of rejection? It’s like I can’t believe in anything anymore.
A2ROX | September 12, 2006 at 1:39 pm
FIRST!!!! too bad for them. what have they done in the last year anyway?
A2ROX | September 12, 2006 at 1:40 pm
it’s about time they all get their comeuppance!
ShotintheArm | September 12, 2006 at 1:43 pm
third? ashley is hot.
Binky | September 12, 2006 at 1:44 pm
My sources tell me they thought they wouldn’t have to RSVP a dinner because everyone would know they wouldn’t touch the food.
Spindoc | September 12, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Guess instead of wasting their time making a movie that bombed (New York Minute) they should have read a book on good manners. Just like Paris Hilton should have paid attention in class when they told you how to avoid Herpes…or Lindsay Lohan should have listened when they said that sun, drinking, and drugs would age you….or Tara Reid should have paid attention when the lesson was taught that said being a bitchy idiodic drunk whore could have serious career implications.
Jacq | September 12, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Mary Kate wasn’t there to eat anyway. They should have put her in a corner to remind her that food is BAD.
Jacq | September 12, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Greasy Bear could have slipped in like a cockraoch under the door and Mischa was actually turned away because of two HEINOUS pit stains.
Punkin | September 12, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Wouldn’t it be funny if Brandon Davis’s “plus one” was Paris Hilton? Soon they won’t even let her into Walmart.
Wigwam1 | September 12, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Are you ever going to mention the fact that Britney had her baby? For the love of God, what is taking you so long? It only happened 12 hours ago. Christ.
jackspratling | September 12, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Oprah was turned away as well, because she failed to RSVP for two portions. She’s claiming it’s racist.
CelebSlam.com | September 12, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Who are they kidding? They don’t eat.
http;//www.celebslam.com
danielle | September 12, 2006 at 1:55 pm
9 – I know, I all ready have the baby’s picture as my wallpaper.
I love Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Why did they have to turn them away? It must have been a typo.
bigponie | September 12, 2006 at 1:55 pm
I could have sworn the commercial said “double your pleasure”, but with these two its more like “double your terror” and what the fuck are they smirking about, the only time girls smirk that way is when they’re looking at a 12″ cock. I swear they look like those bratz dolls, big head in a small body.
PunjabPete | September 12, 2006 at 2:03 pm
WTF? They got twin nose jobs a while back but nose number one (on left) looks totally crooked? Too much of the Peruvian Snow I take it?
Shaun | September 12, 2006 at 2:09 pm
From:
waiting on her next fix: http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/newsimages/september2006/mary-kate-olsen-filthy-hippie-sep-3-2006-02.jpg
To:
getting rejected from a french “exclusive dinner”.
Life is great. :-)
Shaun
dupababy | September 12, 2006 at 2:15 pm
oh man.. they should call in the big guns.. munchkin union labor number 666.. or is it the international federation of trolls? i keep getting those mixed up.. this shit is so unfair.. first parisite now marykrate and ashflea.. who’s next? princess crystal meth? perish the thought.. the world’s going straight to hell in a handbasket..
The Devil's Prom Date | September 12, 2006 at 2:22 pm
All is going according to plan: just a few more well-timed rejections/disappointments and these girls will be doing twin lezbo softcore porn faster than you can say Shannon Tweed.
…excellent…
Chodite | September 12, 2006 at 2:24 pm
F’ing alien trolls.
shmoody | September 12, 2006 at 2:25 pm
I slept with the Olsen twins before they were famous.
RichPort | September 12, 2006 at 2:27 pm
I hear their measurements are 36-22-36… but that’s only if their standing side by side. It’s a shame because they have those slutty little faces, and the bodies of 9 year old boys. YUCK… one of those cruel tricks god or allah or yahweh or bhudda or the dalai lama or vishnu plays I guess…
Giggles | September 12, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Maybe they’ll learn some manners. Maybe?
scrooge | September 12, 2006 at 2:43 pm
I think the world is finally righting itself.
BigJim | September 12, 2006 at 2:45 pm
I wish they’d return my calls so I could put them in one of my “Barely Legal” films.
-Larry Flynt
Tanor | September 12, 2006 at 2:54 pm
RVSP (r
polypam | September 12, 2006 at 3:04 pm
I love that there is a backlash against all of these pathetic celebutards and that fewer and fewer people refuse to kiss their butts. I see this trend very encouraging.
GorillaGrod | September 12, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Prediction: Olsen Twins will release an incestuous lesbian 24″ double-ended jelly dong porn DVD by 2010.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 12, 2006 at 3:14 pm
I would have let them in, but then put them over in the corner at the Kids Table.
Naked.
Dory | September 12, 2006 at 3:14 pm
What have they actually done? I know of them and I know they were in some show as kids but that is all…
shmoody | September 12, 2006 at 3:15 pm
@26 you mean they haven’t already?!#!”:?
Damn the one I have must be a fake, my I get suckered all the time by those out of the trunk of car vendors
herbiefrog | September 12, 2006 at 3:28 pm
ashley – chill the fuck out, it wasnt a great party anyway
mk – love the style. feeling the love. dead by thirty… its what i alsways wanted…and look where that got us :)
someone mention the mickey mouse headreasts…
http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/showpic.php?desc=&pic=newsimages/september2006/mary-kate-olsen-filthy-hippie-sep-3-2006-02.jpg
LoneWolf | September 12, 2006 at 3:49 pm
That picture looks like an ad for phone sex….in Munchkin Land
danielle | September 12, 2006 at 4:00 pm
That picture is from 2004. At the LA premiere of their greatest movie “New York Minute” If you were as big an Olsen fan as I am, you’d know that.
http://photos.olsen-fan.net/displayimage.php?album=84&pos=13
jane's eyre | September 12, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Ha ha, Zoolander impressions.
“Magnum…it’s beautiful!”
I’ve always hated that stupid ass smirk they do all the time.
krisdylee | September 12, 2006 at 4:09 pm
hahahahhahhhaaahahhahahahha
haheeehehhahahehhehahhahehhehahhhah
sniff
hahahahhhahahahehhehehahahahah
ok, I’m done….
Jedi Kevin | September 12, 2006 at 4:15 pm
The French may surrender at the drop of a hat, but they are bad ass mo fos when it comes to RSVPs. They will headbutt your ass!
herbiefrog | September 12, 2006 at 4:43 pm
#32 why do i feel…
looking at your picture…
that mary-kate
comes away
with so
much
m
o
r
e
class
than everyone
else present at the event ?
it’s sposed to look like some sort of lesbo lusto twino sistero snugglo lovefest no?
cos it does it for us : )
…next
Selassie | September 12, 2006 at 6:02 pm
Oh my god, how embarassing… that would def give me an eating disorder.
PrincessMuMu | September 12, 2006 at 6:18 pm
Eat shit, you weird half-alien half-fish douche bags.
stonefoxhippie | September 12, 2006 at 10:19 pm
they still have the faces of 5 year olds.
silly girl | September 13, 2006 at 12:41 am
god they’re so ugly!! i don’t understand how they still get all this attention! they haven’t done anything worthwhile in years now and they look like trolls! and what’s up with dressing like hobos and calling it style? those bulging eyes and fishy lips really freak me out!
hav-a-tampa | September 13, 2006 at 2:17 am
They can come to my dinner party. I’m serving spaghettios hot-dogs, and cherry Koolaid.
RichPort | September 13, 2006 at 4:22 am
#41 – Who are you, Jim Jones?
RichPort | September 13, 2006 at 4:33 am
#42 – Good morning Dirtbag damnYELL, nice to see you perpetuating the “imitation is the highest form of flattery”. Trying to sully my name by saying unfunny shit I see. Seriously, go buy a life, if that sort of thing can be paid for with food stamps of course. You were lame in comment #12, and even lamer (from you, not thought possible) in comment #42. I must have really hit a nerve with you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Now run along! Breakfast at Trinity starts soon and they’ll need you to mop. Just remember: it doesn’t work properly if you keep dipping the stick end in water.
Keep studying me bitch. You wouldn’t be the first.
jrzmommy | September 13, 2006 at 5:04 am
Uncle Joey teaches Michelle a lesson in manners on the next special episode of Full House….
I wouldn’t let the Olsens and Mischa in either — they’d monopolize the bathrooms and clog up the plumming with all the post-meal bullimic action.
techiedude | September 13, 2006 at 5:57 am
How hard is it to RSVP an invite? Don’t they pay people to do that? All these young starlets still need to learn basic common sense. It’s hilarious.
jrzmommy | September 13, 2006 at 5:58 am
*** bulimic ***
jrzmommy | September 13, 2006 at 6:11 am
**imposter**
jrzmommy | September 13, 2006 at 6:21 am
my god the originality this morning. signing in under someone else’s name. brilliance. it’s simply never been done. wake the kids and call the neighbors, we have a real renaissance maverick on our hands.
Xopher.tm | September 13, 2006 at 6:25 am
Heh. Zoolander.
“Gasoline fight!”
S.P.F.R.S. | September 13, 2006 at 6:46 am
The Olsen sluts are nothing but child-star has-beens. They were both busy snorting coke which is why they ‘forgot’ to RSVP.