Here’s the first in what’s apparently going to many “naked” shots of Jersey Shore Snooki which she denied existed if you can’t tell by the word balloon which should’ve been replaced with an actual hot naked chick so I’m not bored out of my mind. The photo is hosted on NakedSnooki.com which is going to be the hub for, theoretically, nude pics of Orko here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I can already feel my penis getting melanoma.
NOTE: The owners of NakedSnooki are claiming this pic is from 2008. So clearly between then and the show, she ate an entire beluga whale stuffed with ricotta cheese. Makes perfect sense.
Photo: NakedSnooki.com
Will | February 12, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Who is this and why should I care?
ing | February 12, 2010 at 1:13 pm
doesn’t she normally have a pot-belly?
Kristin | February 12, 2010 at 1:13 pm
turd with hair
Kirsty | September 19, 2011 at 4:55 am
LOL
The Georgeous One | February 12, 2010 at 1:13 pm
So, is this an old pic, airbrushed or is it the dresses that make her look humongous? Inquiring minds want to know.
Tad Bit Tipsy | February 12, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Uh.. wow how inappropriate for lunch…
sam | February 12, 2010 at 1:14 pm
ha shes an ass
yetty | January 8, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Id still do her
DaeRave | February 12, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Good gravy she’s mediocre.
I dont get it, what is this Jersey Shore and who told them they could be somebody?
Richard McBeef | February 12, 2010 at 1:18 pm
H O R F
O R
R O
F R O H
sam | February 12, 2010 at 1:18 pm
is she black or just sunburnt ?
BigBadBrad | February 12, 2010 at 1:19 pm
This can’t be her. Unless she just blew up all of a sudden for Jersey Shore? This girl’s body looks way taller than Snickers’ body. What does Randal think?
Jaffa Cake | February 12, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Did she find a pickle under the bed?
B. Larsh | February 12, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Would have been ASU Sig Ep House Sweetheart , circa 2000. Did you know that Scottsdale, AZ is like the western hub for Jersey Shore-like activity?
stevie | February 12, 2010 at 1:23 pm
shoped!
Mister Bored | February 12, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Between the spray tan and the awkward positioning in order to hide the gut… I’m still not convinced there’s enough beer in a bar to make me consider that for a one night stand.
The “Orko” comment by the writer… genius. First laugh off the site’s writing in a long while.
B. Larsh | February 12, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Wow. I vote her ASU Sig Ep Sweetheart circa 2000. (Fun fact: Did you know that ASU is the western hub for Jersey Shore-like activity?)
Flower | February 12, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Nothing says “sexy” like a nude photo with a dirty sock and a bed frame caster in the frame.
HLM | February 12, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Looks like she’s looking for a sock to clean up with. Now that’s classy AND sexy!
saywhaaaat | February 12, 2010 at 1:37 pm
This can not be her (or its shopped). She’s short and stout and this picture makes her body actually look OK.
Freebie | February 12, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Is she starting a web site for profit that will post only naked pictures of her? Betcha she makes tons of $ off it.
F*ckme | January 25, 2011 at 11:00 pm
OMG dat is not snooki. she looks liek a douschbag but yet she still makes meh wet…
riod | February 12, 2010 at 1:41 pm
pretty sure this is photoshopped. The only thing that has to do with her is her face and even though this looks really good, it’s got a weird line right around her forehead.
John | February 12, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Yeaaah, no way in hell that’s her without heavy editing. Unless maybe someone locked her in a zoo cage by accident during the season break and forgot to feed her again.
Salad Face | February 12, 2010 at 1:53 pm
These are old Christina Aguilera promo shots for her “Dirrty” single.
dale | February 12, 2010 at 1:54 pm
i think its just an old pic… cuz she actually looks kinda hot. if the other ones are all old, i’d be into that…
You can tell | February 12, 2010 at 1:54 pm
You can tell that her cooch is shaved. I guess that’s something. I would have guessed that this little guidette would have serious, serious body hair issues.
So, yeah. It’s not her body.
lol | February 12, 2010 at 1:58 pm
the funny thing is, the person whos got the pics and is now releasing them is doing so to be mean and vengeful.
trouble is, its only going to increase her fame..
lt9k | February 12, 2010 at 2:00 pm
tits or gtfo
Sis Cesspool | February 12, 2010 at 2:11 pm
This is not her. First of all, Snookie is 20 lbs heavier, and it looks like this woman has a neck, which Snooki doesn’t. If Snookie had an avatar, it would be Petunia.
lick it | February 12, 2010 at 2:17 pm
not her, too skinny . . . she probably released it herself . . .
Sid | February 12, 2010 at 2:17 pm
This isn’t her. The only genuine nude Snooki pics feature drunken unconsciousness, ripped spandex, and vomit mixed with semen trickling out of her mouth.
Rainy | February 12, 2010 at 2:18 pm
If this picture were circa 2000, she would be 12. It’s totally photoshopped, she’s much chubbier.
Jenna | February 12, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Nah, I think this is her. But, she is just in a really strategic position. She isn’t that fat, just cuse she’s short a few extra pounds look like a lot on her. Anyway, this shot does make her look much thinner. But you can see the back fat – which is what makes me think this is real. It’s not hard to suck in the stomach guys.
Plastic Sturgeon | February 12, 2010 at 2:20 pm
She looks like hell. A thinner version, but then again that photo was probably taken when she was 17.
@Randal: Where are you buddy?
misterfister | February 12, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Is she looking for her self respect under the bed?
Chico | February 12, 2010 at 2:30 pm
I would give it to her for sure, she looks good IMO. I love how she is bent over like that. I would get right behind her and ride that whorsey and then perform a Dirt Sanchez right on her orange face. I love cumming on chicks faces, its the best!
Thanks,
BYE
Georgeo | February 12, 2010 at 2:33 pm
You can tell it’s photoshopped because the body is all wrong.
social conscience | February 12, 2010 at 2:48 pm
On her knees where she undoubtedly belongs.. let the Jersey jokes continue to roll. Who GAF about this puta anyway?
Jen | February 12, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Im going to go ahead and say this is totally her. Im judging this by the crap bed sans bedskirt, which takes a bit of class. Also, notice the closet of entire wire hangers. Go to walmart you whore, they’re like $3 for 20 plastic hangers. Maybe they dont sell bedskirts and plastic hangers in Jersey, who knows.
meee | February 12, 2010 at 3:06 pm
hahaha @ 22 & 33
dude seriously. she’s like this fried, disgusting, fat little midget. who the fuck thought it would be ok to ever let her out of the house?
Reg | February 12, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
Why would you want to look like me?
What do you get with slather-on-tan?
Color of crust on a Cheeze Whiz can
Complexion as bright as Cheeto dust
Hope it evokes a young man’s lust
I think I would rather pass
jj | February 12, 2010 at 3:29 pm
My eyes…
Kangaroo | February 12, 2010 at 3:35 pm
I hate you shin-humping retards who say everything is “shopped” when it’s obviously not.
Mitch | February 12, 2010 at 3:41 pm
I was just surfing the net masturbating and when I saw this photo I puked on my cock and had to stop for a minute while I hunted for a photo of Goatse to get my cock back up at attention. This is how disgusting this feral pig is to me senses. First the thought of Khloe Beastpig masturbating and now this! Damn you Superficial Writer! Damn your eyes!
Later,
Mitch
chopper | February 12, 2010 at 3:41 pm
if that is her in the pic (and i aint saying it is or is not). i’d run up behind right where she is , grab her by the hair & bounce her face of the bed frame rails once or twice & hit that fat ass.
Kitty Furry | February 12, 2010 at 3:50 pm
I give her a 4 on the sober scale even…could be a lot worse rite
sploogey | February 12, 2010 at 3:59 pm
sperm depository
hank | February 12, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Hell with this fugly, I want nudie pictures of Jwowwww! NOWWWW!
12557864234bj | January 6, 2011 at 8:58 pm
u just want to c her watermellons
kingofbeer | February 12, 2010 at 4:08 pm
calling photoshop on this one and like someone else said,
TITS OR GTFO!
Matt | February 12, 2010 at 4:09 pm
@46…Jwow is fucking ugly as fuck and she has the nastiest fake tits in the world. At least Snooki’s tits are real. Screw all the haters…Snooki is hot and I would rip the SHIT out of the short little hot piece of ass. I dont know where I would nut first….on her face or all over her delicious tits.
SO RIGHT | February 12, 2010 at 4:11 pm
This was about 20 pounds ago.
bmp1701 | February 12, 2010 at 4:21 pm
The Horror. The Horror.