The Most Retarded Thing I’ve Seen in My Life

May 21st, 2009 // 114 Comments

Mixed Martial Arts fighter Kevin Casey released the above hip-hop video featuring his crew which, fine, that’s all well and good. Except his “crew” includes an obligatory white guy trying to dance in the background. But, oh, wait, that’s not just any white guy, it’s the whitest fucking white guy: Spencer Pratt. Seriously, who the hell makes a rap video and says, “You know what this bitch needs? An Orange County trust fund baby trying to look street in a non-parodying manner”? I understand crack is part of the industry, but Christ, man.

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  1. ishi-san

    *hahahaha* How much did he pay to play with the big guys?

  2. ishi-san

    @ 20: LMFAO! hip-hop frog march!!

    This video actually looks a bit as if they put Prat in later – digitally. He looks a bit out of place. *haha* This is great!

  3. Nads

    All I have to say is…..

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. NastyBedazzler

    Unbelievably gay. What was up with that black dude in the back snarling and growling? “No retreat no surrender.” This has to be a joke.

    Including Spencer Pratt… this just has to be a joke. And since it has to be a joke, it’s a damn good one.

  5. Queen Mrs. Burke

    That was 3 minutes and 53 seconds of my life that I will never get back. Thanks.

  6. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHHHHH

  7. Jake R

    LOL. Casey is 1-1 in a third rate fight league and got KO’d by Minowa, the only legitimate fighter he’s ever faced.

    Spencer Pratt could probably kick his ass.

  8. lucia

    What the fuck! that was so sad. why the hell is spencer pratt in the background? he should be shot hes such a douche!!

  9. BROTHABILL

    HAHAHAHA!! I dont know who Spencer Pratt is except that apparently everyone hates him b/c he’s a douchebag. But, LMFAO!
    This guy is trying to look tough with like a totally generic rapping voice and a mediocre 2-1 MMA record with Spencer Pratt in his video.

    This made me really laugh but I couldnt watch it all the way to the end haha

  10. Jake

    Even Vanilla Ice is horrified.

    This has got to be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

    To quote Swingers…..

    Mike: What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
    Sue: Hey man, you’re not from here, alright. You don’t know how it is. I grew up in L.A.
    Trent: Anaheim.
    Sue: Whatever, man. It’s different out here. It’s not like New York, Mikey.

  11. Spencer Pratt

    I’M TIRED OF EVERYONE THINKING THAT I’M JUST A SILVER SPOONS KID. I’VE SEEN COLORS AND BOYZ N DA HOOD SO DON’T F$%K WIT ME…

    Oh… after the video shoot we all made love on the beach.

  12. Pilatunes

    To borrow from Sean ‘The Shark’ Sherk ‘I will fight him tomorrow’. (Spencer Pratt I mean.)

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  14. all you fags hate but the truth is None of you have the skill or talent of casey.. and i guess its easiest for you all to talk from the sidelines.. talk or type is cheap. you would all be speechless in his presence ..

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