The Most Retarded Thing I’ve Seen in My Life

May 21st, 2009 // 114 Comments

Mixed Martial Arts fighter Kevin Casey released the above hip-hop video featuring his crew which, fine, that’s all well and good. Except his “crew” includes an obligatory white guy trying to dance in the background. But, oh, wait, that’s not just any white guy, it’s the whitest fucking white guy: Spencer Pratt. Seriously, who the hell makes a rap video and says, “You know what this bitch needs? An Orange County trust fund baby trying to look street in a non-parodying manner”? I understand crack is part of the industry, but Christ, man.

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  1. Suzy

    One of these things doesn’t belong here

    Some of these things are kinda the same,

    But one of these things just doesn’t belong here -

    Now it’s time to play our game……it’s time to play our game!

  2. Mal Gusto

    One extra long clip in my gat and this whole “Spencer and the Monkeys” problem can go away for good.

  3. tpj

    Well at least he’s better than Heidi.

  4. That would be like putting ME in a gospel video holding hands with Dick Cheney.

  5. hahah

    Rickson Gracie must be so embarrassed.

  6. Darkest Secret

    Please surrender…….Please retreat……

  7. pratt sux

    Spencer looks so out of place. He is bobbing around like an ape in the background. What is wrong with him!!!??? BTW – best headline EVER!

  8. Spencer Pratt is a bitch I will fight him anytime any where. He will have to pay me to waste my time!

  9. meh!

    they all look like they’re gonna rape that dude… you know, like those convicts that rape the newcomer in the ass but are not gay even though they are sticking their drill in a man’s ass and that technically make you a homo… bunch of fags

  10. puritan killer

    No surrender?…. except when you got knocked out by Ikuhisa Minowa, you little bitch!

    And no, I would NOT say that to your face.

  11. shweta

    hahaha!! i can’t stop laughing… why does Spencer continue to embarrass himself? anybody with half maybe even no brain would not go this route….he looked stupid….

  12. shweta

    hahaha!! i can’t stop laughing… why does Spencer continue to embarrass himself? anybody with half maybe even no brain would not go this route….he looked stupid….

  13. Faust

    That must be Spencer’s Al Jolson 2009 impersonation.

  14. HAHAHAHA

    Maybe Pratt will jump in the Octogon during the match and get the shit kicked out of him by both fighters. Then the fighters will look at each other and realize they just brought peace to the entire world. After they’ll go drink beers and fish together while using Pratt’s rotting flesh as bait. Which we know won’t attract fish but allow them to drink even more beer. It’s Bill and Ted MMA style.

  15. Dan Montana

    Too bad the group name “the monkeys” was already taken in the 70′s Would had been perfect for them

  16. Dan Montana

    Too bad the group name “the monkeys” was already taken in the 70′s Would had been perfect for them

  17. Wow

    I have officially seen it all. WTF is spencer doing? lololol why is he like bobbing up and down like that? this is the worst video ever.

  18. netstarman

    They brought that white of white , I’m ashamed to be white now. Even with that big blue bong he had on his twitter site , even tho he quickly took it off after it was shown and getting his ass handed back to him by many people who noticed. what a scum bag now i know he is whitest of white he can’t even handle smoking pot right and hiding his bong instead of getting photographed.

  19. amgormatik

    I have to admit this is good marketing, cuz we watched it. it isn’t important that none of us can actually like a bit of it.

    i can’t believe how much this spencer douche can be a joke. if i’d watch it on youtube before saw it in here, i’d thought this is a comedy video or somethin because of spencer the rich bastard. this is f*cked up!

  20. J

    spencer should just get shot, it would make a lot of people happy.

  21. gökay

    I have to admit this is good marketing, cuz we watched it. it isn’t important that none of us can actually like a bit of it.

    i can’t believe how much this spencer douche can be a joke. if i’d watch it on youtube before saw it in here, i’d thought this is a comedy video or somethin because of spencer the rich bastard. this is f*cked up!

  22. farthammer

    3 fights and he lost to the only fighter worth a damn.

  23. peter pan

    he just lost all his credibility

  24. JJ

    His street cred just went WAY down by having Spencer Pratt as part of his “crew”. Kevin Casey should have bitch slapped Spencer in this video. I would have waaaaay more respect for him if he had.

  25. J

    oh god…please…no to be continued….no to be continued!!!

    everyone knows wrestling and mixed martial arts is just an excuse for guys to lay on top of guys and get away with it.

  26. unbeliever

    #75

    I was wondering when someone else was going to bring that up. I’m not comfortable watching men wrap their legs around each other, and writhe around on the floor. The punching then becomes only a metaphor.

  27. datwazstupid

    Thanks for the laugh.. was sad yet hilarious at the same time! hahahaha

  28. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    @42 & 43: Maybe, but I know how to wait for a message to be posted.

  29. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    See?

  30. joe

    i just killed myself.

  31. SlowMonkey

    Was this sponsored by Photobomb?

  32. Ray

    That makes spencer like 10 times cooler.

  33. Ray

    That makes spencer like 10 times cooler.

  34. ileanita

    omg, the most hilarious thing i’ve seen all day. i kinda want spencer to keep trying this pathetic attempt at rap just so i can laugh at him more. he should really be stoned to death.

  35. elle

    someone nail that packet of douche bags to a fucking tree

  36. Tiffanany

    Wow… Spencer is so far beyond a tool… he’s a whole Home Depot!!!

  37. lauren

    you should feel ashamed for using the retarded in the sense that you did. it is a hurtful word that brings down thousands of people that just want to be accepted by our society and pompous individuals like you.

  38. shut the fuck up #87

    if you don’t like than don’t look dumbass.

  39. rey

    Negros and wiggers are fucking CLOWNS! When did the minstral show become popular again?

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    NO RETREAT!

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    out bitches…

  41. havanicejay

    #13 true that dawg… yoyo

  42. seanprattsux

    Pratt superimposed himself in the video and/or paid for the entire shoot as a marketing campaign and guess what, HE NAILED IT! I’ve never seen a deuche bag capture his doucheness so well in a 3 minute video.

  43. StEvec

    what a joker…..with his weak 2-1 record and wins (and loss) against some amateur untalented losers…..Cabbage Patch Boy Spencer raises it to the hilarious level as a part of his “crew” hahahahahahahaha

  44. Here’s the picture that convinced Kevin Casey. Associating with Spencer Pratt will give you street cred.

    http://thesuperficial.com/2009/02/snoop_dogg_just_lost_all_his_s.php?bfm_index=6&bfm_page=0

  45. Colin

    Unfortunately Spencer is this dudes manager. Hence his appearance in this god-awful video.

  46. eurotrash

    hahaha ow man where to begin… frolicking around a campfire, some poor shmuck doin a nose dive into the sand over the flames, the lil homo march – and not one single woman within a 5mile radius..
    hmm somethin tells me pratt ‘directed’ this little gem too.. my god only a douche of the highest caliber could make a bunch of big ass black dudes look like such pussies!

  47. candy

    i like how Spencer keeps raising his sunglasses as to say “look I’m in this video, yeah me Spencer Pratt, more vanilla than vanilla ice, thats right!”

  48. lori

    I felt really depressed after watching this. Almost more depressed than when I looked at the photos of Lady Gaga. But now I feel better after reading the hilarious comments posted here!! Thanks, everyone!

  49. T-Mon

    What an idiot that pratt is…

  50. nascargurl88

    WHEN IT SAYS “TO BE CONTINUED” IT BETTER SHOW SOMEONE WHIPPIN DOUCH-BEARD PRATT’S ASS!!!!

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