Mixed Martial Arts fighter Kevin Casey released the above hip-hop video featuring his crew which, fine, that’s all well and good. Except his “crew” includes an obligatory white guy trying to dance in the background. But, oh, wait, that’s not just any white guy, it’s the whitest fucking white guy: Spencer Pratt. Seriously, who the hell makes a rap video and says, “You know what this bitch needs? An Orange County trust fund baby trying to look street in a non-parodying manner”? I understand crack is part of the industry, but Christ, man.
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bonzo420 | May 21, 2009 at 8:56 am
retardedd frist!
~420~
HOILMAN80 | May 21, 2009 at 9:06 am
spencer looks like a monkey dancing in the background.
SpencerPratt | May 21, 2009 at 9:06 am
This is a brilliant viral marketing idea. Who says niggas b stupid!
Ray Doggy Dogg | May 21, 2009 at 9:07 am
I remember when martial arts were practiced for their own sake, not as a stepping stone to become a celebrity. I’m sure Casey is a skilled athlete, but this is just embarrassing.
WTF? | May 21, 2009 at 9:08 am
Kevin Casey’s official MMA record is 2-1 (2 wins, 1 loss)! Plus he has Pratt in his fucking ghetto ass video! F*cking dumba$$ ghetto thug b*tch is what he is. He is nothing and never will be nothing because he’s trying to live that ghetto fabulous lifestyle all the while being a true b*tch!
FUCK YOU KEVIN CASEY! YOU ARE A B*TCH!!!
Tarkeen Moff | May 21, 2009 at 9:11 am
I have an explanation for the whitest guy. Producer.
“Yes you can be in it but keep your f#@kin mouth shut. And don’t move a lot”
marie | May 21, 2009 at 9:13 am
I agree with #2
At least this put a smile on my face, what and idiot.
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 21, 2009 at 9:14 am
lol funniest thing ive ever seen!
Why didnt they strap a bullet proof on the jester for authenticity!!!!
dirk | May 21, 2009 at 9:16 am
#2 uhhhhhhhhh. never mind.
hahaha | May 21, 2009 at 9:18 am
What a bunch of fuckin douche bags. This is way beyond pathetic.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | May 21, 2009 at 9:19 am
Wow, truly amazing
jeff | May 21, 2009 at 9:22 am
what a joke. I love the way spencer is hunched over like a prehistoric man. I would love to make him cry in the ring. Someone needs to beat the crap out of this attention seeking douchebag
jeff | May 21, 2009 at 9:28 am
Heidi’s next “video” should include that possee running a train on her fake ass.
AW | May 21, 2009 at 9:31 am
Wow this is brilliant….nobody would even know this video existed if Spencer wasn’t in it – now everyone will know and will therefore know Kevin Casey. Nothng in the media is unplanned – they must laugh everytime the public makes a big deal about something….
teary eyed | May 21, 2009 at 9:33 am
This was almost the most gay video ever. The only thing it needed was Heidi’s fake tits parading in a bikini.
Ha | May 21, 2009 at 9:33 am
Kevin Casey is either an idiot or a f@cking comical genius.
Stephareeno | May 21, 2009 at 9:34 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kye | May 21, 2009 at 9:38 am
don’t look at pratt you lose 1000000 brain cells just looking at him.
Deacon Jones | May 21, 2009 at 9:39 am
Casey fucking blows.
Even his highlight reel is a bunch of limp hip throws, so what do you expect.
Objection Sustained | May 21, 2009 at 9:41 am
I like their hip-hop frog march. Pratt looks so out of place, I keep hoping he’ll fall into the bonfire. And the funky worm is so played out! Gangsta fail!
H | May 21, 2009 at 9:42 am
Please, but please don’t post anymore of this gdamn asshat… You just make him more famous. Who the F is Casey’s agent???? Serious, this is just embarrassing.
Lulu | May 21, 2009 at 9:44 am
HAHAHAHA …. oh my, LMAO!
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Spencer is funny as fuck looking trying to play hard and shit. Although I do have to agree with #3!
excellent viral maketing at best.
jlylec | May 21, 2009 at 9:45 am
shit…i watched the whole thing waiting for those thugs to knock spencer out at the end. THAT a good video would have made. just drop him and then throw him into the fire. keep dancing and shit. hahaahahaha
Al G | May 21, 2009 at 9:59 am
For the love of all that is holy and good — can you PLEASE give me my full RSS feeds back? I do all my reading through aggregators and I’m forced to usually just skip over TS posts.
Not sure that you’ve experienced a significant upshot in impressions on your site, but selfishly I’m hoping you haven’t, and that you’re ready to make the switch back very soon.
Max Planck | May 21, 2009 at 10:00 am
He heard that there were going to be Martial arts and CRAFTS.
What no origami?
Jeezy | May 21, 2009 at 10:01 am
Kevin Casey now has mad street cred because of this video.
That was fucking weak. I hope he enjoys his fall into irrelevancy.
Neil McCabe | May 21, 2009 at 10:02 am
I couldn’t even watch the full thing. Plus it was on mute. Shocking. What a prick.
Dread not | May 21, 2009 at 10:04 am
This is what happens when you trade your wife to be pimped out by MMA fighters/rappers, in return for some unearned street cred. Right now, Heidi’s gettin’ tore up from the floor up, by some hard pipe hittin’ brothers, who are hung like, Lex Steele. A pole in every hole, if you will! When Spencer gets her back, Heidi will already have gone black. And I don’t have to tell you what that means. Hope it was worth it, for a lame as moniker like, Spencer OCOG. Word to your mutha, BO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Dr. Awesome | May 21, 2009 at 10:05 am
Spencer Pratt is my hero. He’s the best human.
SPENCER_ROCKS | May 21, 2009 at 10:07 am
I really think you should STOP making a fool out of Spencer, he’s just trying to do what everyone is.. be famous!! And really, honestly, if you were asked to join a high budget hiphop video… ha…ha.h.ah.a.ha.ha.haha I’m sorry I can’t. W T F IS THIS
sirrix | May 21, 2009 at 10:12 am
Wow. Just wow. Where can you find a good hitman?
Erik | May 21, 2009 at 10:15 am
I’m sorry, I just spent the last half hour cleaning pus out of my eyes and blood out of my ears.
What happened?
steph | May 21, 2009 at 10:18 am
ok. i dont normally wish bad things on people. but someone PLEASE get those guys to turn on pratt and just beat the shit out of him! he’ll cry like a little girl and no one will even think of him again except for him crying… this is truly pathetic. he looks like an albino gorilla and needs to fall off the face of the planet. DIE SPENCER DIE! you are a waste of human!
Art | May 21, 2009 at 10:24 am
Oh shiz.
I love Spence’s move where he pulls his glasses down – he does it twice, in-between swaying like a Gorilla.
Newcastle | May 21, 2009 at 10:26 am
This video = total fail on many levels. Spencer Pratt…..need I say anything?
Funny how they don’t show Kevin Casey getting TKO’d by Ikuhisa Minowa in the most prominently displayed MMA fight in that God forsaken video.
clareargent | May 21, 2009 at 10:44 am
like a chimp in sunglasses.
Randal | May 21, 2009 at 10:48 am
Kevin Casey, your record of dedication to MMA (Human Cockfights) is impeccable.
I am clearing you for a landing on the runway of greatness. And Spencer Pratt might not be african-american, but at least he knows how to look tought in his little shirt!
Randal
Cuntychops | May 21, 2009 at 10:59 am
That is fucking brilliant. I watched it all the way through.
I think Kevin makes Spencer watch him giving fat dick to Heidi. And Heidi loves it.
rachel | May 21, 2009 at 11:02 am
ahhhh….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…………………and so on……………
rachel | May 21, 2009 at 11:03 am
“prat” is right
Huckleberry Hashimoto | May 21, 2009 at 11:06 am
MMA is fucking retarded, just a bunch of human pit bulls. In fact, the only difference between MMA and dog fighting is that the dogs are smarter.
pappy smeary | May 21, 2009 at 11:12 am
@41 well, we now all know that you are a giant pussy
pappy smeary | May 21, 2009 at 11:12 am
@41 well, we now all know that you are a giant pussy
snappy | May 21, 2009 at 11:12 am
The whole crew looks funny, not just Spencer. I mean c’mon, who ever heard of a bunch of black guys dressed like their either out to rob a bank or try out for Dancing With the Stars, standing around a campfire on the beach BY THEMSELVES, and grooving around the beach together? The white boy at least let us all know that this isn’t to be taken seriously except the clips of the dude knocking the shit out of his opponents. It was like “okay, let’s break the monotamy of all the ass kicking and show some homies singing the same song around the campfire from dark until dawn. Oh yeah, and get the whitest boy you know.” This video will bring together ALL the people – blacks, whites, gays….
fr0gman | May 21, 2009 at 11:15 am
this is like Where’s wally?
except it should be called “Where isn’t Wally”?
Mark B | May 21, 2009 at 11:15 am
I think that guy has a hell of an MMA future in him. I mean, really… that monkey looked SO natural behind that cage. Once they legalize feces slinging in UFC, LOOK OUT!!
yeayurr | May 21, 2009 at 11:17 am
2-1 record, wow this guy is something to be feared; not like that Fedor guy…
Ronni | May 21, 2009 at 11:21 am
Omfg. This is undoubtedly, fucking etarded. Look at him tryin all hard to look tough. I’m embarrassed for him. What a joke! Get it together!
Zach | May 21, 2009 at 11:21 am
I can’t wait for The Soup to get a hold of this.
marissa | May 21, 2009 at 11:24 am
I have to say – I read the superficial everyday and I have never commented on anything on the site before, but this video is FUCKING PATHETIC! I just had to say it! It acctualy makes me angry to watch this. SPENCER PRATT MAKES ME SICK!