Miley Cyrus: Road to a Lap Dance

May 12th, 2010 // 140 Comments

TMZ has acquired the rumored video of Miley Cyrus provocatively dancing for Adam Shankman (after the jump) at The Last Song wrap party:

Miley — who was 16 at the time — was dancing with 44-year-old Adam Shankman during a wrap party last summer in Georgia for the movie, “The Last Song.” Shankman, who is openly gay, produced the movie as well as “Hairspray” and other flicks and is a judge on “So You Think You Can Dance?”
The people who shot the video say they were offended by the dirty dancing — which included a graphic lap dance.

It’s awesome to see Miley Cyrus prove that anything Disney touches eventually turns into a hillbilly porn rodeo. (Or an unhireable pile of coke addiction. Didn’t forget you, Lindsay.) On that note, The Superficial has compiled a list of warning signs from over the years that make this debacle not even the least bit surprising. Actually, that’s not true. I assumed there’d be nudity and someone yelling “Dale Earnhardt her, Jim-Bob!”

The Miley Cyrus Road to Porn:

1. The Annie Leibovitiz photo shoot. Our first sign Miley was ready to ditch the Bible Belt by showing her bare back essentially making her guilty of witchcraft.

2. Flashing her tongue to Justin Gaston. Typically this move was reserved for the privacy of Billy Ray’s motorcycle shed, so naturally it was a shock to see it in the light of day.

3. Alright, we get it. You’re “super mature.”

4. Working the pole at the TEEN CHOICE Awards. Because if there’s one thing little kids need to learn, it’s the value of a dollar.

5. Grinding dudes becomes a staple of her stage show. Because if there’s one thing little kids need to – ah, you get where I’m going.

6. Somebody thought it’d be a great idea to let her be in Sex and the City 2. Mullet Logic strikes again!

7. Miley’s spotted in a bikini hanging out with a bunch of guys. I’m not saying anything happened, but I’m also not saying their bodies aren’t buried under Space Mountain.

8. The underage boob tattoo. Although, in her defense, it’s a rite of passage for 13-year-old girls in the south.

9. The Peacock Fetish Show.

And finally…

10. This guy raised her/fed her soul into Walt Disney’s corpse for a new truck.

Photos: Flynet, Getty, Mavrix, Splash News / Video: TMZ
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  2. lol

    you guys act like people don’t experiment with their sexuality in high school…

    you could walk through any high school in america and find worse shit going on than anything this girl has ever done…

  3. Wiley

    I’m not sure where all you sluts are from but I can tell you that most teenagers are NOT dancing like that and they’re definitely not grinding away on old men. There seems to be a large percentage of trashy people on these sites and they don’t represent the vast majority of young people who don’t act this way. But why should we blame Miley? Britney started all this crap out whoring at 14 and pretending to be a virgin. How many pre-teens and teens watched her simulated sex shows before their parents discovered that Britney was trash? It’s a shame that young women have thrown away all the gains that were made for them and have now gone back to just trashy sex objects.

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    also… the fact that young people are sexually active does not, in itself, mean they are trashy. Nor does it mean that individuals are objectified by sexual interaction.

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  8. I am planning to go to one of her concerts (Miley Cyrus/ Jonas Brothers) and i was wondering if anyone knew how much concert tickets cost. i heard it was 25$-75$ but that seems too cheap. can anyone gimme a range?

  9. fdafeiaofeija

    All you guys saying this guy is enjoying this, or one of your who actually used the word “raging boner” Did you not read the part in the article where it mentions he is OPENLY GAY. I don’t think he would premeditate this and lie about being gay his whole life just so one day Miley Cyrus will dance with him.

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    Miley knows how to please a man, and this is something that all women should aspire to.

  11. theofficialwierdo

    U GUYS ACT LIKE ITS NOTHING IT IS SOMETHIN SO WTF ARE U TALKING ABOUT SHE TURNS 18 IN 5 months so SHE IS NOT REALLY ALMOST 18. NUMBER 2 LITTLE KIDS LOOK UP TO HER AND THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES?! THAT FUCKING BITCH. SHE CANT EVEN SING. P.S SHE IS AN OFFICIAL SLUT.

  12. theofficialwierdo

    U GUYS ACT LIKE ITS NOTHING IT IS SOMETHIN SO WTF ARE U TALKING ABOUT SHE TURNS 18 IN 5 months so SHE IS NOT REALLY ALMOST 18. NUMBER 2 LITTLE KIDS LOOK UP TO HER AND THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES?! THAT FUCKING BITCH. SHE CANT EVEN SING. P.S SHE IS AN OFFICIAL SLUT.

  13. Marcus

    She can grind on my face like that.

  14. Brandon

    SHES A NASTY TRAMP. SHE NEEDS TO GO TO THE Justin Guarini WITNESS PROTECTION AND DROP THE FACE OF THE EARTH CAUSE HER 15 MINUTES ARE OVER !!! I’D LOVE TO KILL HER !!!

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  31. SFL22

    i honestly think people are all so jealous that this girl has nothing wrong with her. That they try soo hard to make rediculous rumours up abouther, Miley Cyrus is clean in my eyes. so she untied her biki to tan. ishh i mean my mom does that because she doesnt want tan lines…and shez sending sexy signals to her bf…helloooo wtfs wrong with that…if u dumb ppl wanna look closer shes wearing an abstanance ring….talk about that….half u ppl prolly got knocked up at like 16 and loved it. the girl has a dream and shez living it

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  37. Kelly O
    Commented on this photo:

    Again Leave the girl alone, if any of you grew up in that environment you would grow up fast as well!
    I think she rocks because she does not put up the BS front, She is who she is!

  38. Domemiley
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    OMG what a wonderful tongue! I would SOOO love it in my mouth, or rimming…either one.

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