Miley Cyrus: Road to a Lap Dance
Miley — who was 16 at the time — was dancing with 44-year-old Adam Shankman during a wrap party last summer in Georgia for the movie, “The Last Song.” Shankman, who is openly gay, produced the movie as well as “Hairspray” and other flicks and is a judge on “So You Think You Can Dance?”
The people who shot the video say they were offended by the dirty dancing — which included a graphic lap dance.
It’s awesome to see Miley Cyrus prove that anything Disney touches eventually turns into a hillbilly porn rodeo. (Or an unhireable pile of coke addiction. Didn’t forget you, Lindsay.) On that note, The Superficial has compiled a list of warning signs from over the years that make this debacle not even the least bit surprising. Actually, that’s not true. I assumed there’d be nudity and someone yelling “Dale Earnhardt her, Jim-Bob!”
The Miley Cyrus Road to Porn:
1. The Annie Leibovitiz photo shoot. Our first sign Miley was ready to ditch the Bible Belt by showing her bare back essentially making her guilty of witchcraft.
2. Flashing her tongue to Justin Gaston. Typically this move was reserved for the privacy of Billy Ray’s motorcycle shed, so naturally it was a shock to see it in the light of day.
3. Alright, we get it. You’re “super mature.”
4. Working the pole at the TEEN CHOICE Awards. Because if there’s one thing little kids need to learn, it’s the value of a dollar.
5. Grinding dudes becomes a staple of her stage show. Because if there’s one thing little kids need to – ah, you get where I’m going.
6. Somebody thought it’d be a great idea to let her be in Sex and the City 2. Mullet Logic strikes again!
7. Miley’s spotted in a bikini hanging out with a bunch of guys. I’m not saying anything happened, but I’m also not saying their bodies aren’t buried under Space Mountain.
8. The underage boob tattoo. Although, in her defense, it’s a rite of passage for 13-year-old girls in the south.
10. This guy raised her/fed her soul into Walt Disney’s corpse for a new truck.