The Michelle Bombshell Nudes

March 19th, 2010 // 245 Comments

I’m only posting these nude/topless photos of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee so future generations will know we spent the latter half of March estimating just how many genital sores Jesse James received by having an affair with The World’s Tattooiest Little Nazi and learn from our mistakes. On that note, let the record show this writer guessed 87, 12 of which looked like Hitler smiling.

NOTE: Full Size versions are NSFW.

UPDATE: Turns out we were all wrong and WP actually stands for “Wet Pussy.” Except now it’s “Wow, Jesse James’ Penis Is A Cyborg If It Hasn’t Fallen Off Yet.”

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Comments (245)

  1. Kevin | March 22, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    Every predictable tattoo she could possibly think of was added to her body…..LAME.

    Heart (check) Nautical Stars (check) Big Flowers (check) Leopard Print (check) Waves (check) Skull (check) Snake (check).

    By the way, the old adage “if it’s worth doing, it’s worth over doing” Isn’t true.

    Heavily tattooed people can be the most irritating, self centered, self-indulgent people around. It just amounts to a cry for attention. “Look at me!” “Pay attention to me!” “Validate me!”

    Everybody just stop with the tattoos already.

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  2. shawn | March 22, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    so fucking nasty!!!!!

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  3. Anonymous | March 22, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    I actually met this girl once a couple years back at a rockabilly show in LA called Hootenanny, and she seemed like a really sweet person. She is pretty and I think her eye color is real..I am not saying she doesn’t deserve all the negativity because what she has done is unforgivable.

    BTW the belt buckle, SD, is for San Diego.

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  4. LOL | March 22, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    #178
    I see you got a thing for used up old women ;)

    With the Amish-lie-fetish-fantasy and the claim that shes “24″, this Nazi bitch should be right up your alley. Throw in the claim that she “hunts moose” and you will probably spend the rest of the night typing left handed ;)

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  5. Jarb | March 22, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    is it just be or does this bitch look like Davey Havok?

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  6. Joe dirt | March 22, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    Oh Suds, take a chill pill you fag. I bet you cry every time you jack off. You sound like a cunt so why don’t you go get fucked like one.

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  7. JPX | March 22, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    Wow, these tattoos are going to look great when she gets into her 50s. What a loser.

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  8. Rex | March 22, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    I’d fuck the hate out of her, like in american history x.

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  9. tina.gaspard@gmail.com | March 22, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    I agree with commenter #1,
    Its bad enough that Sandra couldn’t have escaped her husband’s infidelity being public…but for this disgusting parasite of a person to take advantage of sandra’s heightened fame and cast a pall over what should be the happiest time of sandra’s life is just doubly disgusting. i say stop posting pics and stories about this desperate and sad excuse of a human being. If you wanna post about something, post about sandra, how wonderful she is and how horrible this tramp and her husband were for doing this to her?

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  10. Jersey Dave | March 22, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    Tattoos are so overdone. It’s getting to be like cigars in the 1990s now.

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  11. mateo | March 23, 2010 at 2:37 am

    Not even double bagged. Maybe triple, with at least two pulled all the way over my balls (it would be painful, but the warts would be worse), in the dark so I couldn’t see her bad wig, ugly tattoos, bad boob job (see the mangled nipple leather) and when you really break it down past the makeup, tats, wig, etc… not so hot face. In fact, I think I’ll just go whack off to pictures of roadkill instead. Sandra Bullock must really suck in bed.

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  12. all inked up | March 23, 2010 at 4:48 am

    love inked up hotties with big fake boobies and long dark hair!

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  13. Jess | March 23, 2010 at 7:03 am

    Her eyes scare me, they have the dead, dull look of a drug addict. Also, seriously sticking your dink in that must be like fuc*ing a toxic waste dump, why would anyone want to do that????????????

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  14. cc | March 23, 2010 at 10:41 am

    Jersey Dave @210…oh ffs did you have to remind me of that stupid trend? thx

    Wouldn’t it be funny if she shaved her pubes into a little Hitler mustache?

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  15. crowbar | March 23, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    This slut’s a friggin circus freak…

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  16. nazi | March 23, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    Ewwww her boobs are hideous! I’m a girl who actually LIKES fake tits, but these SUCK. These “tits” look like pecs. I honestly, honestly could believe this is a post op tranny. Her hideous drawn on eyebrows…fake contacts…idiotic haircut…and ENORMOUS JAW….ugly

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  17. DM138 | March 23, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    Dude, stop giving this filthy bitch publicity already. She’s making me wanna puke.

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  18. Eddie | March 23, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    Jesse was married to Janine. He went from wild pornstar sex with Janine and occasionally with her girlfriends to the boring Sandra Bullock. You somehow thought he would’nt need side pu-ha-ha. People are shocked by this? My god…

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    sexy…………..

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  20. Mary | March 23, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    She is really ugly with her fake eyebrows and her tattoos… She has destroyed her skin. And the fake boobs… She really doesn’t like herself!

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  21. Jimbo | March 24, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    I bet this chick is one hot crazy fuck!

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  22. chunkymunky | March 26, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    Anyone notice the skulls on the front of her legs have the lightening bolt ‘ss’ symbol. The skulls aren’t even symmetrical. The lightening bolts would be facing opposite sides but they’re not. Dumb bitch.

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  23. Megan | March 28, 2010 at 1:48 am

    She hasa tattoo of herself looking like the virgin Mary…I hope she never steps foot in a church…god might smite her on the spot, lol.

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  24. Jason | March 29, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    I love girls with tattoos, I love tattoos. Nothing better then embracing artwork by wearing it on you skin. Obviously Sandra wasn’t taking care of her man, or else he wouldn’t have strayed.

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  25. 1984 | March 30, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    She’s hideous.

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  27. acne | April 7, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    too much tattoos

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  28. kamagra | April 7, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    not sexy

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  29. Kei-Kun | April 19, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    seriously sexy, love a girl with tattoos

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  30. vix | April 19, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    she looks nasty to me.
    I dont mind the tattoos or anything.
    shes just gross looking. too skinny.
    bad haircut.

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  33. joe | April 28, 2010 at 12:14 am

    no matter what you guys say, if she was in front of you asking you to do her you would hit it. I know I would and wouldn’t feel guilty about it either.

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  35. MrMixx | May 5, 2010 at 8:46 am

    Remove 98% of the trashy tats and she’d actually be attractive. The ink makes her look horrible. What a waste

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  36. GSK KSG | May 14, 2010 at 12:51 am

    I THOUGHT JESSE JAMES WAS SMARTER THAN THAT,WELL HE SURE PROVED THAT WRONG, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU BANG THIS FREAK SHOW & SCREW UP YOUR MARRIAGE????? I LOST ALOT OF RESPECT FOR HIM OVER THIS & YOU CANT HIDE THE FACT THAT HIS DUMB ASS GOT CAUGHT AND IT COST HIM PROBABLY THE BEST THING HE COULD OF HAD FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

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  41. Bombshell Fan | June 6, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Guys….let’s be perfectly honest here. She has a flawless body, gorgeous eyes and LITERALLY, has dirty girl written all over her. I would hit it and so would you…unless you are a homosexual.

    Ladies…stop hating. Your guy would do her too. And if he says he wouldn’t, then he’s lying to you.

    Don’t believe me? Michelle Bombshell posted a zoom-in tattoo viewer on her website and she looks smokin’ hot! Just take a look at it and judge for yourself:
    http://michellebombshell.com/tattoos_back01_pub.html

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  43. dino | July 21, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    anyone whos talking about the bombshell is just upset cause they couldnt get someone that, there ugly and fat, and the only play u get is a computer image, if u havent noticed she has a smoking hot body theirs a reason her nickname is bombshell stop hating shes a dime piece get a life losers

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  44. tanner | August 22, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    you know what a lot of you people dont understand the tattoos and all that shit, its a scene, if your not in that scene it doesnt make sense, its out of the norm, it scares you. this scene is filled with beautiful women with full tattoos and the normal person would look at them and call them a skank or whatever else. personally i would fuck the shit out of her ana i dont give a shit what you people think. shes fucking hot and youre not so get over it.

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  45. Sean | April 10, 2011 at 2:53 am

    Bombshell? Looks like a bomb went off, and left a crappy mess behind.

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