The Michelle Bombshell Nudes

March 19th, 2010 // 249 Comments

I’m only posting these nude/topless photos of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee so future generations will know we spent the latter half of March estimating just how many genital sores Jesse James received by having an affair with The World’s Tattooiest Little Nazi and learn from our mistakes. On that note, let the record show this writer guessed 87, 12 of which looked like Hitler smiling.

NOTE: Full Size versions are NSFW.

UPDATE: Turns out we were all wrong and WP actually stands for “Wet Pussy.” Except now it’s “Wow, Jesse James’ Penis Is A Cyborg If It Hasn’t Fallen Off Yet.”

Photos: Splash News

  1. Your Beadazzler (tm)

    #36 and #37 I cannot stop laughing. You two nailed it!

  2. I call 'em as I see 'em

    I don’t care HOW big it’s tits are, THAT IS A MAN.

  3. Damn

    Nazi piece of shit.

  4. EWWWWW

    @99 you are absolutely correct. A WP tat stands for white power.
    No way does it stand for anything else.
    Especially when you add in the swastika in the spider’s mouth on her thigh, and the fact that in court documents, her ex-husband claims that she has another swastika tattoo(stomach/groin area), and that she does the nazi salute. Oh, and then there’s the pictures of her in nazi regalia. No mistaking that shit.
    Stupid Fucking Bitch.
    This hag is the aryan nations’ poster child.
    Don’t give her any more notoriety, ‘Fish.
    Let’s watch her fall into a hole of her own making.

  5. bXc

    She looks like a tranny hooker…
    I love tattoos, but these are generic flash crap… If you’re gonna spend the time getting that many tattoos at least get good shit…

  6. Hummm

    I happen to know someone that used to work with her. She is not amish, she used to talk about her mom drinking and smoking a pack a day. She often sai the phrase “you should only have white babies,” funny think about her being a Nazi is that her son is Jewish and she is part Japanese, so she’s also fucking stupid. The SD on her belt buckle stand for San Diego more than likely and I need to take my eyeballs out and bleach the shit out of them. I’m sure she has more hep c than Pamela and Tommy hanging out with Natalie Cole. 14 minutes and 59 seconds.

  7. jason

    W and P on her leg means White Power….i like it!!

  8. Ohhhh its very like cute sexi posting i like it .

  9. cc

    The giant tapeworm on her stomach puts me off.

  10. Barry

    Can’t see anything sexual, she is covered by all her tattoos.

  11. cc

    The giant tapeworm on her stomach puts me off.

  12. sekkkkkkk

    Wtf is wrong with her face in pic # 18? Look around her mouth and eyes.
    Is that bad photoshop or something??

    Also wondering if her eyeliner and eyebrows are tats too?

  13. Damn

    This bitch looks nasty from EVERY angle…

  14. F

    I think the MAJORITY believe Sandra is much better- it’s a shame Jesse didn’t see it that way

  15. No way

    @81
    She’s not Amish nor has she ever have been. Her claim that she used to be Amish is an attempt to attract more men to her website who have a “Madonna/whore complex.” I heard her discuss her so-called “Amish upbringing” with various newspapers and she knows as much about the culture as Sarah Palin knows about economics.

  16. Amish? No freaking way

    @81
    Also, McGee is Scottish, and since converts are RARE and I seriously doubt if her parents are. Her last name would have to be a German derivative (Yoder, Miller, Zehr ). Also, “Michelle” is about as Amish as Chow yung-fat. She would also speak fluent German (beyond “hello”) and I have yet to hear her utter a word.

  17. Greenman

    If I could brown bag it I would do her. Her nipples look kind of weird, but I’ve titty fucked worse looking nipples than those. I bet I could get her to scream white power as she climaxed.

  18. Superbiggerevil

    Maybe Jesse wanted to fuck someone that actually fucks him back for a change. I agree with #15, Sandra Bullock might just be a boring fuck who probably pulls out an egg timer the minute the pipelaying starts. And she probably likes man-on-top action, no biting, hair pulling, cutting and all the other fun stuff!

  19. joe dirt

    What a dirt leg! She didn’t even clean the bottom of her feet for the picture. I bet her vag still has Amish butter inside. NICE!

  20. dude

    #174, oh what a lucky woman you must have. Not.

  21. ARE YOU BLIND?

    Obviously, this 2 bit whore is Lady GaGa’s twin brother.

  22. ruddy

    jesse james got his street cred revoked cuz of her. she has the face of a trucker. sandra bullock is 100 times better than her in whatever aspect.
    he’s a sack! , with etreme prejuidice!

  23. FU

    @80 – Glad you learned your word for the day. Now go look this one up.

    “SARCASM”

  24. It may be old hat to some but this style is in serious demand. We get so many requests for heavily tattooed girls!

  25. Shittles

    TRANNY. (But still better looking than Sandra)

  26. Suds

    #171 You are an insecure douche who can’t get through a sentence without the Sarah Palin remarks. You are either an ugly woman who never gets laid who is jealous of her, or some loser ugly man who could never get a woman anywhere near her league.

  27. dk

    What a fucking piece of racist shit. Someone should put her in a brown paper bag, leave it on their neighbour’s step, set it on fire and ring the doorbell.

  28. Sarah's tampon

    Poor Repugnicans! Health care for all hahahahahahahahahahha!
    This whore is no way Amish it’s all part of her bullshit. She is disgusting with all the ink. I wonder what her natural hair color is?

  29. At least it’s dramatic. So sad.

  30. Harold^Sick

    Is it just me or were the ghouls in Fallout 3 modeled after this chick?

  31. Ms HKMS

    Hair Color FAKE
    Contacts FAKE
    Tits FAKE

    Controversy FAKE

  32. john f

    FOR THE GUYS WHO SAY THIS GAL IS HOT
    THEY ARE OUT OF THEIR MINDS
    SKANKY LOOKING BROAD WITH BIG FAKE HOOTERS
    LOUSY BODY SKINNY SHAPELESS LEGS
    DOESN’T HAVE A GOOD FIGURE AT ALL
    VERY AVERAGE BODY WITH BIG FAKE PORN TITS
    TIRES ARE SEXIER
    SHE IS GROSS/ JESSE IS GROSS
    THEY ARE SO DISGUSTING
    GET THIS WHORE OUT OF OUR LIVES
    ANOTHER ATTENTION PIG

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  35. I can’t understand why this site repeatedly posted the pictures of this bombshell in different poses . I am getting rid of this bombshell’s pictures . By getting painted on the nude body she is exposing too much in different poses .

  36. Bob

    Americans: The ugliest people in the world, both physically and psychologically.

  37. almost Randal

    She’d look lovely in a nice floral print dress and a pair of white, peep-toe pumps.

  38. shankyouverymuch

    ……. “Trophy Girl” … trophy for what, lamest looking moron on the planet?!?! Must be. :O(

  39. Kay

    I don’t know her personality so I can’t judge on that but she looks like a cheap, tasteless hooker desperate for any kind of attention.

  40. captain america

    there are different ways to get AIDS.
    this is just one possibility!!

  41. Vomitacious

    Damn, #37 that’s cold. I love Mick Mars. And the person that compared this shit wagon to Lady Gaga… wow.

    Man, people like this most likely self-nicknamed, or KKK nicknamed “Bombshell” give tattoos a bad name. I mean, Trophy Girl *and* WP? *blech*

  42. CARLO

    I would pay.

  43. sandwich105

    Yes Jesse is an a-hole… a big one. But Mutant Michele is pathetic and her agenda is despicable. (and blatently obvious) How unbelievably selfish of her to blab this bs to whom ever would/will listen – there are 3 poor kids involved here that have already suffered the pain of divorce. If she (Michelle) is pissed at Jesse then fine – have words with Sandy… or both Sandy & Jesse. Just do it privately. I hope the media will ignore her quest for infamy.

    When I was in my early 20′s I was stupid and messed around with a married man for 6 months. I was riddled with guilt when I thought about his 3 little girls… I just couldn’t stand the thought of what those innocent little ones would have to go through if their mom & dad broke up. I didn’t want to be a home wrecker – not because I worried about my reputation…. I just couldn’t live with myself or the secret.

  44. caca

    She looks like trailer park trash.
    It appears the Vanilla Gorilla likes to take a walk around trailer parks to pick up his next play toy.

  45. Tike

    DISGUSTING!!!

  46. die4V

    has anyone noticed the belt buckle? it say’s “SD”. if we’re going with the nazi theme, that stands for SicherheitsDienst, or SD (Security Service) was primarily the intelligence service of the SS and the Nazi Party in Nazi Germany. this chick’s legit!

  47. shankyouverymuch

    “Sandra Bullock appeals to women. Guys can clearly see that she’s one of those women who become more manly as they get older. In interviews she readily admits that she’s a neurotic joyless control freak in real life (that’s why she’s as much a producer as an actor these days). Like a man lost in a desert, Jesse James was dying for a tiny bit of moisture. Tattoo freak girl simply made him remember when sex was fun.” …. Right on Pat

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