I’m only posting these nude/topless photos of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee so future generations will know we spent the latter half of March estimating just how many genital sores Jesse James received by having an affair with The World’s Tattooiest Little Nazi and learn from our mistakes. On that note, let the record show this writer guessed 87, 12 of which looked like Hitler smiling.
NOTE: Full Size versions are NSFW.
UPDATE: Turns out we were all wrong and WP actually stands for “Wet Pussy.” Except now it’s “Wow, Jesse James’ Penis Is A Cyborg If It Hasn’t Fallen Off Yet.”
Photos: Splash News
CCi | March 19, 2010 at 7:45 pm
You can tell the snake is a cover-up if you look closely at the snake. In the first picture you can see what look like leaves and perhaps more stem. In the third picture (t-shirt) look at the bottom and you can see where a tattoo has been partially removed and the rest covered up. The swastika was likely under there.
Matt | March 19, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Well there’s no mistaking this message – JJ told Sandra exactly where she could stick her years of effort at “reforming” him.
Andrea | March 19, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Sandra’s wondering how he managed to have sex without her step-by-step instructions.
Hmmmm | March 19, 2010 at 7:55 pm
She’s all about asymmetry, huh? Almost every tattoo has mirror image on the other side. Wonder why she left her boobs plain. She should just keep on going and cover her ugly ass face while she’s at it. WHORE!
kaylia | March 19, 2010 at 7:56 pm
she’s into white power and has a giant geisha tattooed on her back???
Meryl Streep | March 19, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Hey Sandra – I guess he was only “acting” like he changed, huh? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
| March 19, 2010 at 8:06 pm
she should get a tattoo of big red stars over her nipples so when her pics are posted on ther internet people will complain that they clicked on the pics but the stars are still there
joeseph turnberry | March 19, 2010 at 8:10 pm
Her belt buckle stands for “Swastikas are Delightful”!
Michelle Bombshell | March 19, 2010 at 8:12 pm
HIV all around, I’m buyin’!!!
ali | March 19, 2010 at 8:35 pm
I see london, I see france, I SEE TRANNY PIGPANTS
Joe Mahma | March 19, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Nasty.
Tess | March 19, 2010 at 8:53 pm
That is one ugly ,sick looking slut. J.J. apparently hates his own penis, or he would never put it in THAT!!!!!!
pitcp | March 19, 2010 at 8:53 pm
Poll:
Would a guy just out of prison F her?
Smacktastic | March 19, 2010 at 8:53 pm
Man, this is one classy dame. If I find out she smokes and is a IV drug user on top of the Nazi-memorabilia collecting and half-looking like a dude, I’m kissing my wife and kids Auf Wiedersehen.
mer | March 19, 2010 at 8:54 pm
That face!!!
Aryn | March 19, 2010 at 8:59 pm
I’m pretty sure this girl has fake cheekbones as well. They look very awkward and unfitting for her face. That said, she’s actually not completely horrid looking. If she completely didn’t mess up her body by adding tattoos, got a hair cut without bangs, didn’t use all the harsh eyeliner and lipstick, she might be decent. She’s not though, which I guess is unfortunate.
Luthor | March 19, 2010 at 9:20 pm
HO-LYYY SHEE-ITTT…did you see the set of stars on that babe?
seriously. | March 19, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Nice rug from Target. I bought that for my garage to put it in front of my washer and dryer.
She’s a home-wreckin’ class act.
I wouldn’t go near that snatch if the world was flooded with piss and she owned the last tree.
jojo | March 19, 2010 at 9:29 pm
wow talk about being bull legged – she has the ugliest skinny legs, no hips, barely any ass and fake boobs – Sandra is a queen in comparison to this whore! sick!
Always knew Sandra was too good for that sorry piece of white trash Jesse James – perfect example of why people need to stick within their class and date people on their level – for crying out loud he was married to a porn star – wtf was Sandra thinking? Still feel sorry for Sandra…
Jim | March 19, 2010 at 9:29 pm
Yeah, she’s a pig, that’s for sure. Of course, that speaks volumes about how boring Sandra is in bed, which is very easy to imagine.
Dude Love | March 19, 2010 at 9:37 pm
Please, please make an effort, that 15 years from now, you will post up to date pictures of “Bombshell”.
Landon "Reaper" Armstrong | March 19, 2010 at 9:59 pm
1. How does anyone know whether or not Sandra is boring in bed? Maybe she can’t get him to understand what she means when she says “clitoris.” Or “G-spot.” Maybe she’s bored — not boring.
2. This column is sure full of a bunch of chicken-shit pansy ass motherfuckers…(in whining voice) “Eeewww…she has cooties. Her feet are too big and they’re dirty. She’s wearing ugly toenail polish. Her butt’s too flat…too round…too big…too small. She has ink under her skin…and ugly black hair with bangs…eeewwww!!!”
LISTEN UP: She’s got a pussy. And tits. If you were in the joint you’d give a quart of blood just so you could stand in her shit. So shut the fuck up, turn off the lights, and fuck her senseless. Use a condum if you feel you must. Or don’t. If you don’t want to fuck her, make her suck your dick. Or not! What-the-fuck-ever. JUST STOP YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING WHINING!!!
All of you! Now excuse me. I need to go eat a pit bull.
Carolyn | March 19, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Big ugly fake titties.
Tori | March 19, 2010 at 10:17 pm
such a great body…its a shame its been ruined by those disgusting tattoos and that ugly face
tsk tsk
emily | March 19, 2010 at 10:46 pm
does anyone else think she looks like a female Marilyn Manson?
Eddie | March 19, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Am I the only one that thinks she looks like Octomom but with Tattoos.
She also looks just like JJ’s first wife but with black hair. I saw a picture of his starter wife on the news, and she is also covered in tats and discussing neck tats, too, so I think he must have a fetish. Sandra needs to go out to the tattoo parlor and start getting inked up if she wants to keep him.
Scott the Pig | March 19, 2010 at 10:53 pm
JJ is just another guy with mid-life crisis. I wish there was a pill that all men had to take when they are in their 50′s, so they wouldn’t do such stupid things, like chase young cute things and leave their nagging old house fraus.
mr. napoleon | March 19, 2010 at 11:07 pm
It’s time to take her back home and hang her back up in her closet now.
Georgie | March 19, 2010 at 11:22 pm
My mother always said if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything. Um… she’s got nice blue eyes. Except they’re probably fucking contacts. D’oh! Sorry Mom.
Munky | March 19, 2010 at 11:26 pm
@54 She may be a “whore” but at least she’s not fucking retarded,
“She’s all about asymmetry, huh? Almost every tattoo has mirror image on the other side. Wonder why she left her boobs plain. She should just keep on going and cover her ugly ass face while she’s at it. WHORE!”
Here is the definition of “Asymmetry” Dumbfuck.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asymmetrical
AND @ 72—-AGREED!
swan | March 19, 2010 at 11:33 pm
this girl is scaring me. the look in her eyes is creepy. she destroyed her body and face…probably sick issues from Amish weirdness.
attractive under there but the decorations and emptiness in the face is just bizarre.
someone who does this and publicizes it for attention is completely nuts!
Blech | March 19, 2010 at 11:38 pm
The world’s crawling with women, and Jesse James sleeps with this Marilyn Manson knock-off?
Well, I guess with enough booze, anything crotch looks fantastic.
tailspin | March 19, 2010 at 11:52 pm
Fingers crossed that this shebeast chokes on a dick and dies…soon.
Girl | March 19, 2010 at 11:58 pm
Damn you curiosity… I just had to look
Girl | March 20, 2010 at 12:00 am
After unfortunately looking through a few of these pictures, I decided that she looks like a Marilyn Manson with implants and big nipples… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jesse James… that’s disgusting.
kingofbeer | March 20, 2010 at 12:06 am
damaged goods….
Fati87 | March 20, 2010 at 12:13 am
I can’t imagine anyone wanting to put their penis in that.
Cartman | March 20, 2010 at 12:19 am
Enough of Frankennipple already for fuck’s sake.
Marnie | March 20, 2010 at 12:27 am
Where the Hell’s her asscrack in pic 17?
Yeah...i'd bone her | March 20, 2010 at 12:28 am
There is nothing faggier then hearing a bunch of guys talk trash about a woman’s body like their catty high school chicks. I mean this chick is pretty creepy looking, the face not the tats, but come on “shapeless legs” and “size 12 feet” …such faggotry.
sigh... | March 20, 2010 at 12:42 am
@ 13 Just “google” Michelle Bombshell + the word nazi, click on a link, and start reading. Then you will get it.
Loki | March 20, 2010 at 1:23 am
She forgot the “T” between the “S” and “D” on her belt buckle.
Nature's Candy | March 20, 2010 at 2:02 am
FISH, SERIOUSLY, STOP POSTING PICS OF THIS FUGLY BITCH KTHXBYE
rico | March 20, 2010 at 2:23 am
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
The Bitch rocks | March 20, 2010 at 2:46 am
NSFW! NSFW? WTF? How about not safe for human eyes.
Lisa | March 20, 2010 at 2:56 am
What an ugly human being… Kick his ass out Sandra! He’s probably got Hepatitus C now! Ugly fake tits, ugly face, but beautiful tats! What a mess and what a shame.
bulls i | March 20, 2010 at 3:12 am
where’s his penis? i’m confused.
;o | March 20, 2010 at 3:38 am
whatever… great tits… nice ass… but she has cankles!!! AND PLATYPUS FEET!!
Your Mom | March 20, 2010 at 3:52 am
1. She’s lying. No one gets WP tattooed on them unless it means White Power.
2. Thanks for ruining it for all the tattooed chicks in the world, you diseased fucking whore.
ffdfddf | March 20, 2010 at 4:07 am
up close she’s pretty hot