I’m only posting these nude/topless photos of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee so future generations will know we spent the latter half of March estimating just how many genital sores Jesse James received by having an affair with The World’s Tattooiest Little Nazi and learn from our mistakes. On that note, let the record show this writer guessed 87, 12 of which looked like Hitler smiling.
NOTE: Full Size versions are NSFW.
UPDATE: Turns out we were all wrong and WP actually stands for “Wet Pussy.” Except now it’s “Wow, Jesse James’ Penis Is A Cyborg If It Hasn’t Fallen Off Yet.”
Photos: Splash News
Zed | March 19, 2010 at 5:51 pm
enough of this bitch already
markonius maximus | March 19, 2010 at 5:52 pm
That style is more played out than her vagina.
No, seriously. It’s old now.
dB | March 19, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Even when you’re flashing your tits, I can still see the insecurity in your eyes.
dB | March 19, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Even with her tits out, all you see is crazy.
Fredo | March 19, 2010 at 5:53 pm
I like her, she’s sexy
Galileo | March 19, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Lol @ the failed Suicide Girl.
mike jones | March 19, 2010 at 5:55 pm
god this site has gone waaaay down hill.
Id | March 19, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Jacked from t shirt hell but oh so appropriate:
“Thanks for getting all those lame tattoos, it saves us the trouble of branding douche on your forehead.”
All that nasty ink is *so* ten years ago. Seriously.
hdroadkng | March 19, 2010 at 5:58 pm
I’m a biker and love tats on a lady but I wouldn’t even touch that nasty ass skank.
hdroadkng | March 19, 2010 at 5:59 pm
But then again Jesse James is fucking whore himself so I guess it all make sense.
Tek | March 19, 2010 at 5:59 pm
How much is she paying you? Seriously.
Irene Barcelo | March 19, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Who knows, maybe Jessie felt inferior to Ms. Sandra Bullock and felt he was only worthy of this skank.
Good luck, Jessie. You are the most hated man in America.
huh? | March 19, 2010 at 6:00 pm
So being a tattooed skank makes you a Nazi? I don’t get it.
whattheshit | March 19, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Remove about 70% of her ink, including that retarded shit across her forehead and she’d be bangable.
whatthe | March 19, 2010 at 6:05 pm
I can’t blame Jesse. I bet this ho is a freak in bed, whereas Sandra looks like she’d be a boring fuck. And don’t get me started on Sandra’s retarded looking horsey face (shudders)… I almost feel bad making fun of her, it’s like teasing a special ed kid.
Tracey | March 19, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Fucking digusting, Jesse you piece of shit. And, whore, are you happy to be famous now? Fucking pieces of crap.
Pat | March 19, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Sandra Bullock appeals to women. Guys can clearly see that she’s one of those women who become more manly as they get older. In interviews she readily admits that she’s a neurotic joyless control freak in real life (that’s why she’s as much a producer as an actor these days). Like a man lost in a desert, Jesse James was dying for a tiny bit of moisture. Tattoo freak girl simply made him remember when sex was fun.
Harold^Sick | March 19, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Clearly, the “W” “P” on her legs stands for “WordPress.” She’s not at all a nazi! Just into [nazi] blogs, yo!
Just Wow | March 19, 2010 at 6:14 pm
1. No amount of tattoo’s can cover up all that crazy.
2. She’s not good looking, even covering up her face (butter face) that amount of ink ruins the body.
3.Did I mention the butter face and totally crazy eyes?
Sean | March 19, 2010 at 6:15 pm
This broad is hot!!!!
EWWWWWWW | March 19, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Yeah, ’cause those long, skinny, and shapeless legs are so hot. And that man face, fake tits with butchered nipples and non existing ass is as well. And how about those size 12’s? LOL
the only opinion that matters | March 19, 2010 at 6:15 pm
How the hell do any of you know what either Sandra or this hooch are like in bed? Morons.
Jones | March 19, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Thanks fish, I can’t get enough of this girl!
But I wonder what these tattoos will look like 10 years from now, let alone 20-30…
Sean | March 19, 2010 at 6:17 pm
This broad is hot!!!!
Tek | March 19, 2010 at 6:17 pm
LOL @ #18
I just heard that it supposedly stands for “wet pussy”. Yeah right.
word up dog | March 19, 2010 at 6:19 pm
you think Bullock was dating this Jesse guy for his personality? or his brains?
she just wanted some big dick – shes the dumb bitch for thinking it meant something special or “real” LOL .. chicks are fucking stupid sometimes
Ted | March 19, 2010 at 6:20 pm
He just got tired of hearing “you’re doing it wrong.”
Erica | March 19, 2010 at 6:22 pm
This evens things out – Sandra Bullock is one of the most over-rated actresses alive and certainly didn’t deserve the Oscar this year.
The Superficial Writer | March 19, 2010 at 6:24 pm
“I’m only posting these nude/topless photos of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee because im a fucking shill. slurpslurpslurp: thats the sound of me sucking on a cock of gold.”
fixed
dude | March 19, 2010 at 6:25 pm
old and busted.
That used to be a man, Baby. Look at the hands, facial structure, no waist, ugly ass feet and legs. Damn. Post op shit.
Drunken Indian | March 19, 2010 at 6:25 pm
He really goes in for the masculine types. At least this one doesn’t have a little-boy body to go with the manface, like Sandra Bullock.
abby | March 19, 2010 at 6:25 pm
I don’t think we need more pictures.
pete | March 19, 2010 at 6:27 pm
The three of them should invite Sarah Jessica Parker over so they can have a mostly-male foursome.
jamie | March 19, 2010 at 6:35 pm
She’s a dead ringer for Marilyn Manson in the face. But just because marilyn manson looks like a woman doesn’t mean a woman who looks like him looks right. oddly enough
smith | March 19, 2010 at 6:42 pm
“Tattoo freak girl simply made him remember when sex was fun.”
So true. When a guy is married to a woman who’s committed to “changing” (controlling) him, the other woman doesn’t have to be attractive, she just has to be fun-loving and uninhibited. Clearly the case here. Sandra Bullock needs to relax, take a deep breath, have that rod up her ass removed, and marry somebody more suited to her nervous personality, like, say, a tax accountant.
Boo Yah! | March 19, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Her Belt is missing the T in the middle….
Darrel Cordova | March 19, 2010 at 6:49 pm
She looks like Mick Mars from Motley Crue….
Gweb | March 19, 2010 at 6:59 pm
I would hit it. I know it’s wrong. I know she’s a fucking sick cunt with a heart of ice, and probably crawling with diseases, but I’d hit it anyway. Please don’t hate me.
uncle Rough | March 19, 2010 at 6:59 pm
While everyone calls her whore. Fish call her ole reliable… for this week.
Menis | March 19, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Guys get tattoos of naked girls and girls get them too… Why don’t girls get tattoos of dicks?
Gweb | March 19, 2010 at 7:03 pm
@#35 – You’re right. Bombshell’s hobaggery looks don’t matter. It’s all about energy. And maybe Sandy needs to let JJ put HIS rod up her ass. That’s part of the problem I think.
It'sMeJethica | March 19, 2010 at 7:13 pm
She looks like an Ed Hardy T-shirt!
Mork | March 19, 2010 at 7:15 pm
#42,
Ed Hardy is a tattoo artist.
geena | March 19, 2010 at 7:20 pm
Has anyone noticed she draws her eyebrows on with a sharpie?
prettygirl | March 19, 2010 at 7:27 pm
the tattoo that says “trophy girl.” ha!
pretty girl | March 19, 2010 at 7:29 pm
he must be kicking himself for blowing it w/ sandra for this bitch
Amy3000 | March 19, 2010 at 7:31 pm
She’s got a great body…. but her face is really unfortunate… makes me think “Tranny” when I look at her
Karen | March 19, 2010 at 7:38 pm
If this girl made him hard, Sandra must have made him soft. He is who he is. The mistake wasn’t this girl, it was marrying Sandra and thinking he could be happy as Mr. Bullock, with a wife who’s comfortable wearing a business suit.
Asta Charles | March 19, 2010 at 7:40 pm
My fiance keeps telling me she’s got gnarly anchor scars on her tits, but I ain’t seeing it. I’ll just pretend that it can’t get much worse since yes, she look like Marilyn Manson in his famous-white-lady-tits-full-crotch suit.
Matt | March 19, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Proves the old adage— no matter how hot some girl is, some guy somewhere is sick of her shit.