The Megan Fox ‘Hacked’ Nude Photos

December 8th, 2009 // 215 Comments

The Internet rumor mill took a surprising break from Tiger Woods’ Snizz Bonanza to report that Megan Fox’s laptop was hacked and private nude photos were leaked online. Unfortunately, it turns out the pics were the work of Internet porn site Fake Celebrity (NSFW). But since I battle terrorism with a star-spangled erection of tender doom, I didn’t let that stop me from posting a few so you guys can see how blatantly fake they are at first glance. Or second. — Or how about twelfth and we all agree never to make eye contact? Let’s do that.

Thanks to Philip Labonte for being man enough to consult a professional.

Pics link to NSFW versions.

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  1. j.

    finally, we’v all been waiting for these since 2007.

  2. spicy`

    LOL are you serious!? at first I was looking through them and thought about how her hair and jewelry looked wayy too pretty and done up to be doing a nude photoshoot and then i stumbled upon that last photo.

    LOL someone totally created all of those and LOL ppl are totally jerking off to thaT

  3. theartist

    nips are different in every pic!

  4. spicy

    #46… why would anyone read the article when theres a star covering megan fox’s asshole??? god damnit.

  5. Russian Kunt

    The ass, oh yes, the ass is fuckin’ perfect except that plain mobile home face you Americans describe as a hillbilly.

    Seriously, I can’t get enough of that ass.

  6. Candy

    prefer her nipples on the second one, which is your favorite?

  7. Danklin24

    Photoshopped out the ASS! Come on Fish.

  8. BONANNO

    @Mike

    If you just enter http://www.ich-hasse….. in Google Translate. And translate the site from German to English, you’ll see all the photo’s so you won’t have to spam the links around.

    http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=nl&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.laura-ich-hasse-dich.net&sl=de&tl=en

  9. SOS

    #4 the non toethumbs LOL!! So true

  10. SOS

    I bet the second one is closest to how she looks naked

  11. sara

    fake fake fake fake fake….what else can i say? …. FAKE

  12. Megan's Personal Ass Licker

    Fake or not, I would lick her asshole anyday.

  13. jt

    fake, shmake — who the hell cares, those are awesome!

  14. Oh,so cute!I love her. Maybe she want to find more new friends, she is on ***____B B W c h a t s. C O M.____*** . There are many beautiful girls and rich, handsome men,they want to find more friends, find their lover. On that website, they make friends each other.If you are a single now, I think you would come to the website. Please believe yourself, you will find your lover. Come on!!!!

  15. Oh,so cute!I love her. Maybe she want to find more new friends, she is on ***____B B W c h a t s. C O M.____*** . There are many beautiful girls and rich, handsome men,they want to find more friends, find their lover. On that website, they make friends each other.If you are a single now, I think you would come to the website. Please believe yourself, you will find your lover. Come on!!!!

  16. Are they really fake?!?!?!!1

    These are literally some of the stupidest comments I’ve ever read. 95% of you are retarded.

  17. she wishes her tits looked that good. plus, it’s easy to tell they’re fakes because she doesn’t have those wonkey thumbs in these pics.

  18. girl

    the bellybutton is different in each pic…that’s probably the easiest to see.

  19. in the sack

    photoshop skills level 2.

  20. timmy the dying boy

    That first one is quite good, and she wishes she had an ass like that one.

  21. who dat

    Mt penis wont allow me to masturbate to that fine ass in pic#1 cause it might not be mf. Ahhh ===============D — – –. Nevermind to late.

  22. Jonathan

    Gotta love the fact that they didnt even bother using the same body to paste her face on.

    I didn’t know Megan was related to Mystique (X-men Reference) to alter her body type and bone structure at will.

    And how about that they didn’t even try to match the skin tone between her face, arms, and the extra tanned bodies they picked. Or even the sharpness between her parts and the rest of the body. Amateur work at best.

  23. PooPants

    why the hell would you even post this?

  24. I really don’t see what the big deal is about Megan. oooo she’s hot ..Hotties are a dime a dozen. Let her do whatever she want….

  25. Are they real Megan Fox Nude Photos??? these days its very difficult to know whats really real and whats not.

  26. fezparty/maxmomore

    the nipples change dramatically.

  27. POS

    #3′s body is a model named Orsi, and can be found at hegre-art.com.

    I recognized her from the underwear and her nipples – which is actually quite sad.

  28. PHOTOSHOP

    DEFINITELY FAKE!

  29. Packinwood

    Megan Fox wished she looked this good naked!

  30. haha

    I think this guy needs to make the body more consistent to even get a hint of realism

  31. Pludo

    Yes you idiots, they’re fake like the post clearly says, you don’t need to type “Fake!”. Christ….

    The first two are actually pretty good and you photoshop “experts” would proabably be fooled if you saw them individually instead of all together.

    The mistake by this person was saying they were hacked from Fox’s laptop. These are too professional to be personal photos. Should’ve said they were for a upcoming Vogue shoot or something.

  32. Gorilla

    (I know they’re fake, so no need to yell at me, but here’s some thoughts how I could tell) Look at the smaller versions of the pics, it’s quite easy to tell how the head is disproportionate to the rest of the body, especially on the 4th one. And I could be imagining things, but I could swear the skin color doesn’t match either…That said, the first one is pretty good. The second one is kind of funny actually, because the head is so obviously from a red carpet event…no one would pose nude with that kind of expression :D

  33. Oh,so cute!I love her. Maybe she want to find more new friends, she is on ***____B B W c h a t s. C O M.____*** . There are many beautiful girls and rich, handsome men,they want to find more friends, find their lover. On that website, they make friends each other.If you are a single now, I think you would come to the website. Please believe yourself, you will find your lover. Come on!!!!

  34. yuki

    wow transformer dude omnibus prime is gonna be yanking his dip stick over these.

  35. Tee

    This is such a fuckin joke, the sad part is that you could’ve googled Megan Fox fakes and just have easily found these pictures months even years earlier. Even i could’ve conjured this hoax myself. The pathetic part is that i feel like whoever posted those on their site is fucking Reaching. Hoping to traffic people to their site and they really should get the fuck sued out of them.

    Even still, i feel like it was their desperate attempt at traffic and THE REAL PICTURES are still @ large. Think about this, who in their right mind hacks Megan Fox’s pictures, AND UPLOADS IT FOR YOU IDIOTS ONLINE FOR FUCKING FREE? The bitch just made MILLIONS and made out like a bandit from Transformers 2. You can at least settle out of court, or sell them to the highest bidder. Either way, whoever did this is clowning themselves and everyone around them, Everyone knows about Fox’s clubbed thumbs and they know her ass isn’t that fat either.

  36. missywissy

    First clue these are fake is how comfortable she looks in front of the camera naked. I doubt she would be this loose.

    2nd the boobs are absolutely different in every photo. Good job Superficial! Grade A journalism. I’ve got some naked pictures of Tiger Woods humping Kate Gosselin if you want those.

  37. dogface

    I wondered what happened to her right arm tattoo in the pictures….. definately something not right….

  38. dogface

    I wondered what happened to her right arm tattoo in the pictures….. definately something not right….

  39. Haywood Jablowmie

    It is with product like this that I Tip my hat, and Wag my genitals in appreciation of Thomas & John Knoll

  40. yawn

    if it wasnt for the 4th pic……

  41. BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN IS A FAGGOT

    LOL, her tits look different in every picture. So fake.

  42. lily

    jesus christ how goddamned beautiful is this woman. god love her. i wonder if she’s a nice person.

  43. AmericanWhiteTrash

    The magical wonders of photo shop…Even if it really is her she has been touched up, and then some. Every actress picture you see in magazines is touched up to some extent or fake . The legions of retards believe anything these days.

  44. required

    you can tell that face is fake.
    it looks like it was carved out of a pumpkin then the features
    painted on with kiddies crayon.

    what a skanky sight.

  45. spicy`

    i love how the majority either noticed that:
    a. her nipples drastically change from one pic to the next
    or
    b. that her toe thumbs are missing

    citizen journalism at its finest

  46. shelbie

    Ok….im pretty sure in the pic i just saw before this one, you had small nipples.
    Now there all gigantic?

  47. shelbie

    Ok….im pretty sure in the pic i just saw before this one, you had small nipples.
    Now there all gigantic?

  48. Jay Popeski

    All they did was paste the head of Megan Fox on Sativa Rose’s body. Great pornstar. Love Sativa.

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