The Internet rumor mill took a surprising break from Tiger Woods’ Snizz Bonanza to report that Megan Fox’s laptop was hacked and private nude photos were leaked online. Unfortunately, it turns out the pics were the work of Internet porn site Fake Celebrity (NSFW). But since I battle terrorism with a star-spangled erection of tender doom, I didn’t let that stop me from posting a few so you guys can see how blatantly fake they are at first glance. Or second. — Or how about twelfth and we all agree never to make eye contact? Let’s do that.
Thanks to Philip Labonte for being man enough to consult a professional.
Pics link to NSFW versions.