The Internet rumor mill took a surprising break from Tiger Woods’ Snizz Bonanza to report that Megan Fox’s laptop was hacked and private nude photos were leaked online. Unfortunately, it turns out the pics were the work of Internet porn site Fake Celebrity (NSFW). But since I battle terrorism with a star-spangled erection of tender doom, I didn’t let that stop me from posting a few so you guys can see how blatantly fake they are at first glance. Or second. — Or how about twelfth and we all agree never to make eye contact? Let’s do that.
Thanks to Philip Labonte for being man enough to consult a professional.
Pics link to NSFW versions.
Photos: Fake Celebrity: NSFW
Jimmy | December 8, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Not too bad!
kemp | December 8, 2009 at 5:16 pm
first
Gay | December 8, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Gay
Dakota | September 10, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Fuck that shit I want to see her pussy , shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrAlmostWrong | December 8, 2009 at 5:20 pm
All you have to do is look at the non-toethumbs to tell these are fake, doesn’t mean I enjoy them any less, but there should be no arguments here. Now, show me the face of the actual nude chick and let’s talk.
And I now just realized Megan Fox goes back into my top 10 when she doesn’t have toethumbs. Fickle? Bite me.
MD | December 8, 2009 at 5:20 pm
These are so fake and photoshopped.
kyoud | December 8, 2009 at 5:21 pm
The last picture looks like a middle aged latino.
kyoud | December 8, 2009 at 5:21 pm
The last picture looks like a middle aged latino.
fat guy in a little shirt.... | December 8, 2009 at 5:22 pm
ummm… photoshop alert. Nips are WAY different on pics 3 & 4…. she went from little gumdrops to ginormous pepperoni’s…… regardless…. nice ass in pic 1… if it’s actually hers.
Rubber | December 8, 2009 at 5:23 pm
So… still rubbed one out!
bamf | December 8, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Nice!!! Like the piercing too!
kyoud | December 8, 2009 at 5:23 pm
1 through 3 aren’t bad, but # 4 looks like a middle aged latino man!
Justin | December 8, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Dude, first clue that they were fake…no funky thumbs in the 2nd pic. That should have been a dead-on clue to everyone that they were fakes. Nice bit of photoshopping though (except for that 4th one – horrible).
uhh what? | December 8, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Either her nipples change shapes or these are photoshopped. Good journalism fish.
Paco | December 8, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Fake!! C’mon, you’re serious about this or not?
awesome | December 8, 2009 at 5:25 pm
i love how the boob size changes from photo to photo
Me | December 8, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Number 3′s body belongs to Orsi Kocsis (aka Klaudia) in case anyone was wondering, id recognize that body anywhere :P
Alejandra | December 8, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Fake! I think someone wants more attention, cof cof Megan cof cof…
mike | December 8, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I like this pix, but everyone knows they are fake.
but this pix aren`t ;-)
http://www.laura-ich-hasse-dich.net/?uid=33733
Hayzues | December 8, 2009 at 5:28 pm
OMG Shes so my type..!!!
wowwo | December 8, 2009 at 5:29 pm
funny how the ass is different in every photo
gross | December 8, 2009 at 5:40 pm
COME ON… SOME SHAVED PUSSY AND SOME AREN’T!
___ | December 8, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Such bullshit. What a let down…
jubjub | December 8, 2009 at 5:45 pm
when did she get rid of her tattoos? still rubbed one out, too
Are you kidding me? | December 8, 2009 at 5:46 pm
To everyone bitching these are fake:
DID YOU NOT READ THE GODDAMN POST?!
Christ the Internet’s full of dumb.
Al | December 8, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Cool your jets guys., In time, if the stars and planets are aligned we’ll get some full nudity. Recall that 3 months ago there was full nudity of my sweetie coming out of the pond fro her failed horror movie.
Parker | December 8, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Finally a fake ass shot of Megan I can really get excited about. The ones I draw always look so fake. This does too but it’s in real color not crayon. Plus Megan’s ass is bigger and much hotter than this one. I saw it in a dream once while buttfucking her on a Caribbean beach at sunset. It was beautiful. Her ass, I mean.
who dat | December 8, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Pffft. Girls are gross.
I would much rather see naked pix of Brian Austin Green. Yummmy!
I am gay and proud of it.
cc | December 8, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Judging by these photos she wears a different set of breasts every day.
Decent photoshop work…but not the best. Still whoever’s ass is in pic 1 is a classic. I am guessing Lisa Boyle.
claire | December 8, 2009 at 6:02 pm
these are so obviously fake
sickitten | December 8, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Not bad, but a little disappointing. Hey, girls, come on my site and check out all the Hollywood tricks I have posted so even you can look like Megan, (Highlighter on forehead and eye sockets, see it). See this trick’s tricks!
Chuck | December 8, 2009 at 6:07 pm
This is basically the same exact thing. (Removes pants)
Alex Lambgoat | December 8, 2009 at 6:08 pm
lol. phil labonte!
Longrod Von Hugendong | December 8, 2009 at 6:15 pm
her tits are different sizes in different pics
maria juliana | December 8, 2009 at 6:17 pm
soo fake omg! in every picture her nipples are different duuhh
wordpress theme | December 8, 2009 at 6:19 pm
this looks like a real photo
EK | December 8, 2009 at 6:22 pm
If these weren’t shown together they’d actually be fairly convincing… Just the last one is a little weird. The shadow under her chin is too desaturated, but the lighting and the shadows match in all of them and there’s no obvious line where the two images were blended together. I don’t really know about the toe thumbs as I’m a straight woman and have not spent hours staring at Megan Fox (that fat anorexic whore bitch, etc and so on… you know whatever makes for a response that fits the theme of things here).
FAKE FOX | September 24, 2011 at 9:34 pm
u forgot hot mess, slut and hoe + im a man.
Kathleen | December 8, 2009 at 6:34 pm
The second one is the best, but her nips look rather horrendous in the last two!
Maybe she won’t do nudity because her nips actually looks like that?
jim jimison | December 8, 2009 at 6:36 pm
What would be funny, is if one of those photos were actually real. Meaning she would have slipped one by, making everyone think they are all fake. NOT ON MY WATCH….brb…..wheres my sock?…
Ass Xxx | December 8, 2009 at 6:36 pm
fake or not, that is one hot ass!
NO | December 8, 2009 at 6:37 pm
‘shopped.
John Kim | December 8, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Fake. Look at the breasts in the 3rd and 4th picture. The breast and nipple shape and colours are totally different.
Nice try though.
pimp | December 8, 2009 at 6:39 pm
skeet skeet skeet…
Murphy72 | December 8, 2009 at 6:40 pm
These are pics of all diff chics…..LAME
Murphy72 | December 8, 2009 at 6:40 pm
These are pics of all diff chics…..LAME
Dr. Thoma Tuyokota | December 8, 2009 at 6:41 pm
I like those pictures of Megan but…
Those pictures will make you think:
http://whatreallyhappened.com/IMAGES/GazaHolo/index.html
Spread the truth, because only the truth will make you free!!!
e simon | December 8, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Nobody thats calling “fake” read the article ????
webterractive | December 8, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Fake, the thumbs don’t look right as Fox’s thumbs have a small nail. Good photoshop though almost perfect if it wasn’t for that little mistake.
fuxyslot | December 8, 2009 at 6:53 pm
i have toe thumbs too
don’t hate our thumbs
:C
April | December 8, 2009 at 6:55 pm
The only one that looks remotely real is the one with her in the tub- cept for her ass is way smaller. The other ones have completely different vajajays and boobies/nips/areolas. Second one could prob pass as well since her boobies are a little smaller and flapjacky. Whoever did this was a retard.
Megan Fox Nude | December 8, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Those looks like real. I mean these are quite true nude megan fox photos. I was searching for megan fox naked photos in google but only things I found were something like http://www.livevideo.com/megan-fox-nude which is about megan fox nude but doesn’t show the pics themselves.
BISON | August 14, 2011 at 8:56 pm
yeah!! MEGAN FOX TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE!!