These people were at Coachella

April 20th, 2010 // 61 Comments

Because I didn’t really cover Coachella much yesterday, here’s a quick glance at some celebs I missed (in no particular order):

Expensive Stripper Lady
Midge the Giant Fucker
How Every Woman Should Look During Pregnancy Girl
Typhoid Mary
Kate Bosworth

If Kate Bosworth actually did something notable, maybe she’d get a funny nickname. I’m not running a charity here. Except for the free mammograms. Ladies?

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  1. veed

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    2ND?

  4. Sport

    Hayden is the next desperate train wreck.

  5. Georgeo

    564th

    You’re all retarded.

  6. justifiable

    Where the fuck are the Fashion Police when you need them? Jesus, Dita, didn’t you learn a goddamn thing from Jessica Simpson? MOST UNFLATTERING PANTS EVER – if you’re not a sailor, stay away from wide legs, high waists and button fronts that look like this. Because deep contrasting cuffs that make your legs look stumpy and your ass and hips look a full yard wide are, like, just what every woman needs, right?

    Oh, yeah – and if your tits won’t fit into the cone without saggy fallout, wear something else.

  7. bar room hero

    What is up with the granny sailor outfit, wtf????

  8. jimbob

    God, Dita has got to be the ugliest chick alive. She looks like my grandma with those floppy jowls and chiclet teeth.

  9. girl

    Epic fashion fail.
    Man, is it just me or is Dita channeling a post skin bleached Michael Jackson? Nice Pants… like MJ’s military meets vegas look- marries Madonna’s Cone bra… Blonde Ambition moment… except MJ was considerably trimmer and Madonna’s tits actually fit in her bra. 10 shades of wrong.

  10. gigi

    oh Dita, no…….. Alessandra looks the best with her lovely hippy-chicness

  11. No Vella

    Wow, Kate Bosworth looks absolutely stunning…so natural and striking! Why don’t we have more of her on this site?

  12. lajz

    You forgot to post Yolandi from Die Antwoord! ^^

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  15. JAred

    OMG Alessandra IS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL! SO PERFECT MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN ON THE PLANET!!!!! OMGG SOOO PRETTY!

    KAte and Paris look pretty

    hayden is fucking ugly midget and dita wow ugly ass face

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    OMG LOOK AT PARIS HILTON FEET !!! FUCKING BITCH LAZY EYE UGLY FEET WHAT THE FUCK MAKES HER THINK SHE S HOT OR SOMETHING ? I GUESS THE MONEY ! HAHAHAA UGLY SKANK !

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  24. Kate ruined Superman

    Wow, Kate Bosworth looks like Christian Bale in the Machinist, i.e. a bony, undernourished dude.

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  26. man, dita is pale.. but she wears it well.

  27. man, dita is pale.. but she wears it well.

  28. God, Dita has got to be the ugliest chick alive. She looks like my grandma with those floppy jowls and chiclet teeth. http://www.goldylady.com

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  32. Hayden is the next desperate train wreck.

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  42. Pat
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Katy perry from the vanity fair cover . Except the UGLY PANTS! Or a Katy perry wannabe.

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