Okay, that’s Julie Bowen showing off her sick armadillo torso. This is the picture Julie Bowen showed George Lopez of her breastfeeding her infant sons. I didn’t think the site’s ready for two babies sucking on engorged breasts to be at the top of the page, but then again, people thought the same thing about Elvis. The parallels are almost uncanny.
Thanks to everyone for writing in on this one and for making celebrities lactating the new “Hey, I can see her vagina.”