The Julie Bowen Breastfeeding Photo

May 20th, 2010 // 99 Comments

Okay, that’s Julie Bowen showing off her sick armadillo torso. This is the picture Julie Bowen showed George Lopez of her breastfeeding her infant sons. I didn’t think the site’s ready for two babies sucking on engorged breasts to be at the top of the page, but then again, people thought the same thing about Elvis. The parallels are almost uncanny.

Thanks to everyone for writing in on this one and for making celebrities lactating the new “Hey, I can see her vagina.”

Julie Bowen in a Bikini – 3.9.2010

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  1. Shawn_solo

    @Mcfeely Smackup

    So let me get this straight… you’re complaining about women taking their tits out? Communist!

  2. Melrose

    Fish,

    Did you hesitate before you posted this piece of nonsense? You should have listened to your intuition. The breastfeeding photo is actually sweet but the armadillo stomach is filed under Things You Can’t Unsee.

    ObGyn,

    We get it. Thanks for your expert evaluation of why her stomach looks like an armadillo – but you’re missing the point. The question is: Why the hell is she wearing a bikini in public looking like that?

  3. FrogExaggerator

    Rock on, @46! And to those who think “a little discretion” is all nursing mothers need, do you have any fucking idea how often babies eat? And how fucking long it takes each time? “A little discretion” (read: take that shit somewhere private) turns a new mom into a fucking hermit. You can see more boob from fat chicks wearing tops too small at every goddamned strip mall in New Jersey.

    Have at it, nursing moms. At least you’re feeding your babies something good. Julie Bowen is a saint for nursing twins. Hard to do that one without taking your shirt off, but I see nursing moms every day and none of them look like exhibitionists or like they don’t understand discretion. They just want to feed their babies while not getting rickets from never going outside that whole first year.

  4. Toolboy

    So let me get this straight, the huge twins feeding the little twins are the same twins in the bikini? Dayum, how much did those 2 little twins eat?

  5. Deacon Jones

    @ 49 Blargh

    “skittering around” hahahahahah

  6. l

    Fantastic legs. WTF is she, anyway?

  7. l

    Fantastic legs. WTF is she, anyway?

  8. sam

    you people are fucking retarded. all of you.

  9. mcfeely smackup

    ” 56. FrogExaggerator – May 21, 2010 2:39 PM

    Rock on, @46! And to those who think “a little discretion” is all nursing mothers need, do you have any fucking idea how often babies eat? And how fucking long it takes each time? “A little discretion” (read: take that shit somewhere private)”\

    You’ve successfully convinced me of a third explanation as to why nursing mothers pull their tits out at every occasion: They’re too stupid to figure out how to do it discretely.

    Thanks, I hadn’t considered that before, but it does make perfect sense. I mean, seriously…if someone can’t figure out how to drape a blanket over themselves, then I guess they really are just bone stupid.

  10. missywissy

    People against nursing are the same that can’t stand to watch their baby being born and won’t change a diaper because they’re afraid they might get a boner looking at their own kid’s naked. Get real and grow up.

    bTw… I agree with #30. I have no clue who this chick is.

  11. sam

    mcfeely smackup. total fucking retard. do you eat food with a blanket over your head?

    I doubt it. And you probably eat tons of dead pig or dead cow or stipe soup or cows balls.

    So, it’s disgusting for a baby to eat food from a breast that you think is so vulgar???? Get over your puritan self and stop being so 12.

  12. sam

    mcfeely smackup. total fucking retard. do you eat food with a blanket over your head?

    I doubt it. And you probably eat tons of dead pig or dead cow or stipe soup or cows balls.

    So, it’s disgusting for a baby to eat food from a breast that you think is so vulgar???? Get over your puritan self and stop being so 12.

  13. Master Spook

    Is it this how her body looks like!?

  14. Me

    That is such a sweet picture. I commend her for having the patience and resolve to breastfeed twins. Most have a hard time nursing one baby, much less two. So good job!

  15. mfbinc

    uhhhh im not gettin the elvis reference…..

  16. Deina

    I thought she was kelly rippa…

  17. Phil Anderson

    Hey, this picture just reminded me, my coffee is missing something! : )

  18. Phil Anderson

    Hey, this picture just reminded me, my coffee is missing something! : )

  19. Phil Anderson

    Hey, this picture just reminded me, my coffee is missing something! : )

  20. Phil Anderson

    Hey, this picture just reminded me, my coffee is missing something! : )

  21. anni

    omg u americans are sick!! how can u judge a picture of a woman, doing the most natural and urban thing in the world, feeding her kids?! mabe your mothers should´ve let u starve!!!

  22. What Ever

    Not impressed, this is only breast feeding. Show me John Travolta snorting a line of coke while Gary Buesy is donkey punching a whore then we got something. (I would laugh).

    This is just a representation of what is the worse reasons to visit thesuperficial.com.

  23. Elle

    @49 Agreed . I am a woman and yes women should do this privately – there are places that would accomodate a woman who needs to nurse not sitting on a subway car like I have seen one woman. No one is saying to be a damn hermit just use your damn brain for once. Why is that so hard? You can’t figure out that somethings should be done privately and not shared with the world. Urinating is natural, are men allowed to do that in public because they can discreetly? No, unless they want a ticket.

    Its great to share that moment with your child, so share it with THEM – not the world. Some women do become exhibitionist and they love talking about it so much it seems its hardly about providing for the baby anymore. So be honest with yourself with why you are really doing this and if you can honestly say its because there is no other more appropriate place to do this and its for the best interest of the child.

    Why did she take a pic of this, so it could go on some gossip blog, was that her intention? Right, because this was in the best interest of the children or it would benefit them in some way! People really need to be honest with themselves.

  24. Hugh Gentry

    i would luv to suck on those

  25. kingofbeer

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  26. Oh…. come on, give her a break.

  27. Jaylen

    EWWWWWWWW @ her no curves weird body

  28. kaylee

    I don’t understand why people hate on mothers who breastfeed.

    It’s something to be embraced!

    It’s NATURAL.
    Feeding your babies formula is NOT NATURAL!!!!!!!!

    Babies who have been breastfed = more healthy than ones who were fed formula

    FORMULA=BAD / NOT NATURAL!!!!!!!!

  29. nice post, this is really hot !

  30. I think this is natural action, very good to recommend

  31. @RHIALTO #27
    Um, what “nippled thing down below” are we talking about here? “Down below”?
    And you said you hope the baby doesn’t “confuse that with the breast nipples”? WTF are you “talking” about?? Make sense!

  32. @RHIALTO #27
    Um, what “nippled thing down below” are we talking about here? “Down below”?
    And you said you hope the baby doesn’t “confuse that with the breast nipples”? WTF are you “talking” about?? Make sense!

  33. SmarterThanYou

    Actually Mika, in response to the 8th post, breasts ARE for looking at and not for “breastfeeding”. It’s believed to be an evolutionary change, possibly to mimic the shape of women’s butts, therefore increasing desire and the want for males to mate. There is no biological reason why women need to have “swelled” or large breasts when it comes to breastfeeding. Take your feminist attitude somewhere else…especially until you learn something instead of being ignorant and indignant about things that you know not of.

  34. She’s one of the hottest chicks living. This site would go apeshit on her.

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  36. Paloma

    What’s with all of these skanky hookers posting pictures with them & their breasts in babies’ faces? I don’t care if these really are her kids. There is no need to post stuff like this on the internet.

    On another note, I don’t know who this fugly biatch is but I would prefer never to see her so exposed again. Somebody buy this hefer a one-piece and a sarong! Worst tummy tuck ever!

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  38. Madeira Snowcake

    @ 75
    seriously, you’re comparing a child nursing to someone urinating? Do you object to people eating in public? Does it make you vomit a little in your mouth every time you see someone drink a long cold glass of milk? That’s all nursing babies are doing, only the milk is a little warmer and the receptacle is a little softer.
    Maybe you should just piss off to some Middle Eastern state and bring back a whole pile of burkas, hand them out at your nearest maternity hospital. Uptight, intolerant, baby-hating freak.

  39. jeffers

    So. all this controversy over the breast-feeding shot, her “weird” stomach (note: she probably has a WAY better physique than 9 of 10 posters here) no one noticed how her bikini top has come undone in the first pic?
    Anybody know where the next snapshot is? I’d like to see her girls sans babies!

  40. aww

    Not the most flattering photo, but she’s pretty

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  43. zeeka

    I breastfeed twins too, and I’m so pleased she is. Good for her, and the picture is sweet and lovely! Not the nasty thing some people are saying it is.

    Yes, it IS misogynistic and ignorant to say anything negative about breastfeeding.

    This is what breasts are for!

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