The Julie Bowen Breastfeeding Photo

May 20th, 2010 // 99 Comments

Okay, that’s Julie Bowen showing off her sick armadillo torso. This is the picture Julie Bowen showed George Lopez of her breastfeeding her infant sons. I didn’t think the site’s ready for two babies sucking on engorged breasts to be at the top of the page, but then again, people thought the same thing about Elvis. The parallels are almost uncanny.

Thanks to everyone for writing in on this one and for making celebrities lactating the new “Hey, I can see her vagina.”

Julie Bowen in a Bikini – 3.9.2010

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  1. mem

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  2. I don’t know about her breasts, but……what the heck is that in her pants?

  3. Hmm, and there I was thinking that women had two because if i saw a son of mine clamped to my wife like that, i’d want a piece.

  4. Em

    Whoa whoa whoa…what the flip is up with her abs??

  5. dude

    I just wish this whore would stop getting photographed in a desperate, final bid for attention before she turns into dust. Which looks like will be next year or month.

  6. mike

    you’re right, i never should have looked. ick.

  7. Mika

    Crazy freaks. This is what breasts are for. Not for staring at.

  8. mer

    Why does the site turn dim every time I click a link?

  9. Frank

    Naynays! RRRUMMMM~!!

  10. bevo

    So the 8 year old little boy is back to running this site? It explains the misuse of the stars. To recap for the fuckhead who should be running this site: the pink stars are for nipples or vag shots only.

  11. Sounds a very good post.The post is informative and interesting.

  12. Sardonic

    And when they’re done nursing they can fight over her navel which doubles as a pacifier

  13. ObGyn

    LOL at the number of your posters unfamiliar with childbirth.

    Petite women carrying twins almost always have their abdominus rectus muscles torn during 3rd trimester/delivery.

    MIsalignment of abs is common if not surgically corrected and they’re always scheduled C sections.

    Schools out, kids

    Now go ask your mom if you can see her stomach.

  14. that's what they're for

    Why is the full-size picture NSFW? You can’t see anything except two babies eating.

  15. TheMain

    awwwwwwwwwww!

  16. l

    sick and fucking tired of repugnant, out-of-control misogyny at this site.

  17. This explains the misuse of stars.Which be similar next year, or month.

  18. Taz

    Julie Bowen Is one hot ass MILF!

  19. Mitz Elling

    I can not believe how rude some of you people can be…..get over yourselves. Its a mother and two babies!!!

  20. IKE

    Welp, looks like they won’t be hungry anytime soon.

  21. IKE

    Welp, it looks like they won’t be hungry for a while.

  22. Why does the site turn dim every time I click a link?

  23. So the 8 year old little boy is back to running this site? It explains the misuse of the stars. To recap for the fuckhead who should be running this site: the pink stars are for nipples or vag shots only.

  24. asdf

    i want some milk too !

  25. This is all taken out of context. Every mother should breast feed. It is the most healthy for the baby. Did Lopez go too far in showing Bowen’s breastfeeding pics?This is so helpful. I have been speaking with my sister about the benefits of breast feeding and formulas. I have convinced my sister to only breast feed and after reading..very happy..btw ..I am a member of a site called ezopinion. There is a post about advantages of breast feeding.http://opinion.ezwingame.com/topics/is-breastfeeding-the-best-source-of-nutrition

  26. Rhialto

    I can imagine that one of the babies by mistake takes that weird nipple down below.Thinking that the milk delivery is a bit late this time.

  27. dk

    I have no idea who she is…

  28. Gando

    The milkman has to ring twice this time.

  29. bobbytomorow

    jesus what is that and who is that

  30. captain america

    this “MISCARRIAGE” is an american, folks?

  31. dingdong

    ????DING????

    ????DONG????

    ???Who there?????

  32. Caillou

    Big fish fan here. Can snark up a blue streak. But I think those breastfeeding babies are freakin’ adorable. Go Julie!

  33. Jean

    Who would show such a private moment to the public? No, it’s not shameful, but nor is it meant to be shared on national television unless you are sharing your mommy duties like you are a whore or something. She turned a private nursing moment into a joke…shame on her for taking that away from her kids, and making it whore like for the world to joke about. Hope she’s happy.

  34. Jean

    Who would show such a private moment to the public? No, it’s not shameful, but nor is it meant to be shared on national television unless you are sharing your mommy duties like you are a whore or something. She turned a private nursing moment into a joke…shame on her for taking that away from her kids, and making it whore like for the world to joke about. Hope she’s happy.

  35. turd da third

    Looking at her bathing suit bottoms she must be packing a 15 pound baby muff down there. If she shaved it all off and give it to the oil spill charity, I am sure it would soak up half the oil floating in the ocean…

  36. turd da third

    I heard that her navel grows every time she lies…

  37. fear of a ROUGH nation

    @#8 Really? I think its time most women get aware of that fact…

  38. crazy pics. she’s hilarious on modern family.

  39. Deacon Jones

    FISH,

    Forget this chick. You need to start throwing up more pics of Sophia Vergara, her costar. She’s one of the hottest chicks living. This site would go apeshit on her.

  40. SO RIGHT

    Wasn’t she on Ed and other sitcoms? If so, she’s actually really cute. This is just a nasty pic. We all take nasty pics, once in awhile, right?

  41. canuckchick

    I am amazed at her body after having twins. You idiots are just that, idiots. I do enjoy the stupid banter and comments most of the time but grow the fuck up! Also, stop using this comment section to flog your cheapass imitation crap @6, 27,32

  42. It's Me Fuckers

    awww! It reminds me of when I breast fed my kids… makes me kind of miss it actually. It is the most natural thing in the world to breastfeed. And it is true, it really helps you lose the weight after they are born. Also puts off menstruating for a while which is a REAL bonus. :D More women should be vocal about breastfeeding so ppl wouldn’t get so fuckin weird when they see it. I wonder if they freak out when they see a cat or a dog breastfeeding. It is a beautiful thing, their soft little sighs, they way they just FIT against you… an amazing experience I would recommend to any mother.

  43. dxbravo

    Skeletor…

  44. Andie

    @11- So does that mean penises don’t need stars? Cool, if Fish ever posts any.

  45. Blargh

    The boobs aren’t bad. The fact that she looks like Gollum skittering around on the beach, now that’s bad. Who the heck is she anyways?

  46. brent

    you know what? i like her! i dont care what anyone thinks, shes one hot mama

  47. cc

    Aren’t lemurs native to Madagascar?

  48. Mcfeely Smackup

    Why is it that lactation turns women into pathological exhibitionists?

    Is it that their boobs are bigger than they’ve ever been and they want to show em off while they’ve got em?

    Is it that they’ve always WANTED to be a raging exhibitionist but knew they could never get away with it until they had a baby attached to a tit?

    Serioiusly, WTF is wrong with nursing mothers? It’s not like the choices are a) whip your tits out in public, or b) baby starves to death. there’s also a third option of using just a little bit of fucking discretion and acting like a polite member of society.

  49. Shawn_solo

    >> ob gyn “LOL at the number of your posters unfamiliar with childbirth.
    >>Schools out, kids
    >>Now go ask your mom if you can see her stomach.”

    LOL at the insecure housewife pretending to be a doctor.

    Hey dipshit, my mom knows her stomach looks like a dirtbike track, so she doesn’t wear a freaking 2 piece bathing suit. Sorry, but Bowen was asking for the ridicule. It’s not a big deal that she’s jacked up post-pregnancy – but she didn’t have to show it to the world! I’m not saying she has to wear a hot pink mumu – how about a one piece bathing suit?

    I guess she just forgot she was famous and no longer hot that morning…

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