The Jonas Brothers should stick to virginity and other news

February 19th, 2010 // 56 Comments

- Hayden Panettiere wants to sit at the big kids table. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sarah Palin gets owned by a retarded person. [PopEater]

- Tiger Woods Should Be Allowed to Fuck Everything: A Valid Defense. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Hilary Duff is engaged. (Relevancy not implied.) [Just Jared]

- Brangelina slipped one under our noses. [Dlisted]

- Britney Spears dropped $100,000 on a new bathroom which means she’s still popping laxatives, isn’t she? Goddammit. [Celebslam]

- Sean Penn should work for Tiger Woods’ daughter. [Huffington Post]

- Kate Moss is weeping over pieces of fabric. I don’t care how you spin it. [TheFABlife]

- Olivia Wilde in Elle. [The Blemish]

- Ludacris made a song with Justin Bieber? Game over, civilization. [Bossip]

- Scarlett Johansson or that secretary thing from Monster’s Inc.? [PopSugar]

- Michelle Rodriguez won’t be attending the Oscars. Unless Versace designs a purse for today’s gallon of whiskey-drinking woman. [Socialite Life]

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  1. Livskis

    THEY ARE ALL THAT IS MAN

    STEAAAAK FOOOOOTBALLLLL UFFFCCCCCCC

  2. Aerialgreen

    UFC… yeah, how is that exactly manly? as a kid I thought it was awesome, AS A KID.

    Now, I get the 2-3 minutes of punching and kicking being the shit and what not, as each contender is allegedly an expert in dozens of martial arts and street fighting… but, then it degrades into a half hour of man-on-man dry humping while locked on missionary position.

  3. Katie2

    Hilarious: JMU students in illiterate comment war with blogger, all over the Snooki thing http://bit.ly/9oBgYm

    LOL! People are dumb.

  4. JN from MP

    Yeah, this Bieber guy’s gonna ruin Luda’s cred. Bad idea all around.

  5. I call 'em as I see 'em

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  6. When the student is ready, the master appears. This text was very enlightening for me.

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