The Jonas Brothers should stick to virginity and other news

February 19th, 2010 // 56 Comments

- Hayden Panettiere wants to sit at the big kids table. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sarah Palin gets owned by a retarded person. [PopEater]

- Tiger Woods Should Be Allowed to Fuck Everything: A Valid Defense. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Hilary Duff is engaged. (Relevancy not implied.) [Just Jared]

- Brangelina slipped one under our noses. [Dlisted]

- Britney Spears dropped $100,000 on a new bathroom which means she’s still popping laxatives, isn’t she? Goddammit. [Celebslam]

- Sean Penn should work for Tiger Woods’ daughter. [Huffington Post]

- Kate Moss is weeping over pieces of fabric. I don’t care how you spin it. [TheFABlife]

- Olivia Wilde in Elle. [The Blemish]

- Ludacris made a song with Justin Bieber? Game over, civilization. [Bossip]

- Scarlett Johansson or that secretary thing from Monster’s Inc.? [PopSugar]

- Michelle Rodriguez won’t be attending the Oscars. Unless Versace designs a purse for today’s gallon of whiskey-drinking woman. [Socialite Life]

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  1. Rough break his silence: part deux

    Sure lets see you look manly with a football fish like pic # 1

  2. Richard McBeef

    bitch jeans are for bitches. nice catch pussy.

  3. Rough break his silence: part deux

    M.R. would probably kick my ass for this in person but her tits looks pretty nice in Avatar…

  4. #2, my sentiments exactly.

    i laughed with noise.

  5. Pico Mornay

    Fuckin’ Gaynas Brothers!!!

  6. havoc

    NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    .

  7. True Tom

    I got a friend in a band teenage girls love. He’s 24. He just played in Japan. He said when he got to his hotel room, Japanese girls were lined up, dressed in smoking hot little mini outfits, holding little suitcases, who couldn’t speak a word of english. The girls just pointed their hands towards their hot little bodies, in an international language that said “take me , I’m yours, if you want it”. He picked a couple of them out, and took them into his room. He says it’s like this in every city.

    The point is, these guys are so stupid for being virgins. The may be nerds, but there are literally thousands of teenage girls in every city dreaming of giving their bodies up to them, on the spot, no questions asked.. These Jonases are so lucky, and so stupid, at the same time. The world is their oyster, yet they refuse to snatch the pearls.

  8. Manaman

    Girls shouldn’t play Football.

  9. COCK LOVER

    YUMMY NICE COCK!!!!

  10. yoyoyo

    Why are you so obsessed with the sexual habits of the Jonas Brothers?

  11. will

    @7 maybe there are a few men that are better than that? You know, that aren’t opportunistic fuckwads with herpes?

  12. Courtyardpigeon

    hahahahahhaa at photo #4

  13. bribios

    Justin Bieber also sings the chorus for the new Ludacris song “How low can you go”.

  14. lori

    This needs the “And now. For your moment of Zen.” caption.

  15. lori

    That…..SWEATER……….BWAAAA HAA HAHAHAAAA!!!!

  16. GROSS

    Guys with thick, short stumpy legs and bubble butts should NOT wear peg legged jeans. Couple of trogs.

  17. mfbinc

    nice form on the catch….cleveland should draft him!!!

  18. Sport

    best photos ever.

  19. that is so gay!!!!

  20. ffsa

    I’m not sure about that!! All my hot and sincere friends on ======[PLUSFLIRT dot c O m]===== are talking about this!! BBW, it’s the place where hot models and sex y young men;and handsome folks with sensu al chick s meet and mingle! You may wanna check it out! LOL DFFFFFFFFFFFFFDD

  21. Dank24

    This just proves that the Jonas brothers suck. As if their shitty musical ability wasnt enough, now its official. That guy looks like a nerd and cant catch for shit. Who even attempts to catch like that? Pussy.

  22. Dank24

    Oh and nice sweater mike, or whatever the fuck the curly haired one’s name is. Did your mommy knit that for you?

  23. Ripper Owens

    I heard that these bozo’s are bangin each other.

  24. Sara

    @Manaman

    Girls CAN play football. Incompetent men should NOT.

  25. lol

    hahah!

  26. Donk Donkerson

    Doubt they’ll have much trouble from the look of it.

  27. Hi Guy’s,
    He just played in Japan. He said when he got to his hotel room, Japanese girls were lined up, dressed in smoking hot little mini outfits, holding little suitcases, who couldn’t speak a word of english.

  28. captain america

    ……only FAGGOTS, like elton john, WEAR THESE SORT OF GOGGLES!!

  29. This completely seems so funny to me that i cant comment anything on it.

  30. bmose

    Jinas brothers. Bet they got a lot of swirlies.

  31. brandy\

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ co–m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  32. obz

    classic. attempting to be a man.. FAIL

    have these guys just got shorts legs or is that an illusion?

  33. Bigo

    @16

    I agree. Specially the two oldest brothers.

  34. wrecked 'em

    That first pic looks like ROUGH douchey catchin’ a ball, only it’s usually two and to the face.

  35. Fannah

    Joe Jonas is awesome. Thanks for outing yourself as idiots, anyone who says otherwise.

  36. Liz

    @Will…Marry me?

    LOL. jk, but well put.

  37. Gary B

    The JOnas Bros need to drop this purity shit and become rock stars, start fucking, drinking and trashing hotel rooms. Drop the Jesus shit and embrace JR BOB DOBBS as our short duration personal savior and slackmaster.

  38. Suzie

    wow these jo bros always manage to turn me on!

  39. gen

    @11

    Wow, this is shocking. There is actually a decent guy on this site…

  40. papaROUGHzzi

    Its about time a get a troll around here. Next time the gayer the better 34….

  41. erica

    they are good at life so why dont you all shove it up your asses(:

  42. What the super fuck?

    Pic #6

    Kevin: Man that queer brother Joe of ours is a uncoordinated nerd isn’t he?

    Nick: Shit yeah, that fucker couldn’t catch a cold.

  43. Doubt they’ll have much trouble from the look of it.

  44. how is it that even with such tight pants i see no package?!?!?!?! eww why i was even looking

  45. @8 yeah right

  46. grubsteak

    Omigawd it’s flying right at me!!! Ahm I suppose to catch it!!! EEeeeek!!!!

    (Closes eyes. Sticks arms out. Ball smacks off his outstretched hands.)

    Owwwwww! That stings you bitch!!!

    (Kicks at ball lying on the pavement. Misses.)

  47. Falcon

    Skinny jeans are for skinny people. I hate chubby guys with big butts stuffing themselves into pants too small. The older one who’s married (cant remember name) shouldn’t be wearing that.

  48. preycougar

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at====== Agelessmatch dot c-O-m ====== a nice and free site for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  49. Ron

    “The point is, these guys are so stupid for being virgins.”

    You’re stupid for believing them when they claim they are.

    “He said when he got to his hotel room, Japanese girls were lined up, dressed in smoking hot little mini outfits, holding little suitcases, who couldn’t speak a word of english.”

    I spend quite a bit of time in Japan, so trust me when I say they probably weren’t all that attractive. Notice how your friend only mentions how they were dressed?

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