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Rough break his silence: part deux | February 19, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Sure lets see you look manly with a football fish like pic # 1
Richard McBeef | February 19, 2010 at 4:34 pm
bitch jeans are for bitches. nice catch pussy.
Rough break his silence: part deux | February 19, 2010 at 4:39 pm
M.R. would probably kick my ass for this in person but her tits looks pretty nice in Avatar…
noodle | February 19, 2010 at 4:40 pm
#2, my sentiments exactly.
i laughed with noise.
Pico Mornay | February 19, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Fuckin’ Gaynas Brothers!!!
havoc | February 19, 2010 at 5:08 pm
NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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True Tom | February 19, 2010 at 5:24 pm
I got a friend in a band teenage girls love. He’s 24. He just played in Japan. He said when he got to his hotel room, Japanese girls were lined up, dressed in smoking hot little mini outfits, holding little suitcases, who couldn’t speak a word of english. The girls just pointed their hands towards their hot little bodies, in an international language that said “take me , I’m yours, if you want it”. He picked a couple of them out, and took them into his room. He says it’s like this in every city.
The point is, these guys are so stupid for being virgins. The may be nerds, but there are literally thousands of teenage girls in every city dreaming of giving their bodies up to them, on the spot, no questions asked.. These Jonases are so lucky, and so stupid, at the same time. The world is their oyster, yet they refuse to snatch the pearls.
Manaman | February 19, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Girls shouldn’t play Football.
COCK LOVER | February 19, 2010 at 6:45 pm
YUMMY NICE COCK!!!!
yoyoyo | February 19, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Why are you so obsessed with the sexual habits of the Jonas Brothers?
will | February 19, 2010 at 6:59 pm
@7 maybe there are a few men that are better than that? You know, that aren’t opportunistic fuckwads with herpes?
Courtyardpigeon | February 19, 2010 at 7:26 pm
hahahahahhaa at photo #4
bribios | February 19, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Justin Bieber also sings the chorus for the new Ludacris song “How low can you go”.
lori | February 19, 2010 at 7:37 pm
This needs the “And now. For your moment of Zen.” caption.
lori | February 19, 2010 at 7:40 pm
That…..SWEATER……….BWAAAA HAA HAHAHAAAA!!!!
GROSS | February 19, 2010 at 7:42 pm
Guys with thick, short stumpy legs and bubble butts should NOT wear peg legged jeans. Couple of trogs.
mfbinc | February 19, 2010 at 7:50 pm
nice form on the catch….cleveland should draft him!!!
Sport | February 19, 2010 at 7:59 pm
best photos ever.
mart01 | February 19, 2010 at 8:16 pm
that is so gay!!!!
ffsa | February 19, 2010 at 8:22 pm
I’m not sure about that!! All my hot and sincere friends on ======[PLUSFLIRT dot c O m]===== are talking about this!! BBW, it’s the place where hot models and sex y young men;and handsome folks with sensu al chick s meet and mingle! You may wanna check it out! LOL DFFFFFFFFFFFFFDD
Dank24 | February 19, 2010 at 8:26 pm
This just proves that the Jonas brothers suck. As if their shitty musical ability wasnt enough, now its official. That guy looks like a nerd and cant catch for shit. Who even attempts to catch like that? Pussy.
Dank24 | February 19, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Oh and nice sweater mike, or whatever the fuck the curly haired one’s name is. Did your mommy knit that for you?
Ripper Owens | February 19, 2010 at 9:19 pm
I heard that these bozo’s are bangin each other.
Sara | February 19, 2010 at 9:24 pm
@Manaman
Girls CAN play football. Incompetent men should NOT.
lol | February 19, 2010 at 9:47 pm
hahah!
Donk Donkerson | February 19, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Doubt they’ll have much trouble from the look of it.
gaming memory | February 20, 2010 at 12:47 am
Hi Guy’s,
He just played in Japan. He said when he got to his hotel room, Japanese girls were lined up, dressed in smoking hot little mini outfits, holding little suitcases, who couldn’t speak a word of english.
captain america | February 20, 2010 at 5:29 am
……only FAGGOTS, like elton john, WEAR THESE SORT OF GOGGLES!!
2gb mini sd card | February 20, 2010 at 6:04 am
This completely seems so funny to me that i cant comment anything on it.
bmose | February 20, 2010 at 9:34 am
Jinas brothers. Bet they got a lot of swirlies.
brandy\ | February 20, 2010 at 10:06 am
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ co–m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.
obz | February 20, 2010 at 10:50 am
classic. attempting to be a man.. FAIL
have these guys just got shorts legs or is that an illusion?
Bigo | February 20, 2010 at 11:24 am
@16
I agree. Specially the two oldest brothers.
wrecked 'em | February 20, 2010 at 11:43 am
That first pic looks like ROUGH douchey catchin’ a ball, only it’s usually two and to the face.
Fannah | February 20, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Joe Jonas is awesome. Thanks for outing yourself as idiots, anyone who says otherwise.
Liz | February 20, 2010 at 1:21 pm
@Will…Marry me?
LOL. jk, but well put.
Gary B | February 20, 2010 at 1:26 pm
The JOnas Bros need to drop this purity shit and become rock stars, start fucking, drinking and trashing hotel rooms. Drop the Jesus shit and embrace JR BOB DOBBS as our short duration personal savior and slackmaster.
Suzie | February 20, 2010 at 2:20 pm
wow these jo bros always manage to turn me on!
gen | February 20, 2010 at 4:17 pm
@11
Wow, this is shocking. There is actually a decent guy on this site…
papaROUGHzzi | February 20, 2010 at 7:03 pm
Its about time a get a troll around here. Next time the gayer the better 34….
erica | February 20, 2010 at 7:16 pm
they are good at life so why dont you all shove it up your asses(:
What the super fuck? | February 20, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Pic #6
Kevin: Man that queer brother Joe of ours is a uncoordinated nerd isn’t he?
Nick: Shit yeah, that fucker couldn’t catch a cold.
MLM v Top Tier | February 20, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Doubt they’ll have much trouble from the look of it.
Kristin | February 21, 2010 at 12:50 am
how is it that even with such tight pants i see no package?!?!?!?! eww why i was even looking
LowFat | February 21, 2010 at 2:54 am
@8 yeah right
grubsteak | February 21, 2010 at 11:12 am
Omigawd it’s flying right at me!!! Ahm I suppose to catch it!!! EEeeeek!!!!
(Closes eyes. Sticks arms out. Ball smacks off his outstretched hands.)
Owwwwww! That stings you bitch!!!
(Kicks at ball lying on the pavement. Misses.)
Falcon | February 21, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Skinny jeans are for skinny people. I hate chubby guys with big butts stuffing themselves into pants too small. The older one who’s married (cant remember name) shouldn’t be wearing that.
Internet Marketing Consistency | February 21, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Epic Fail….
preycougar | February 21, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at====== Agelessmatch dot c-O-m ====== a nice and free site for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.
Ron | February 21, 2010 at 11:22 pm
“The point is, these guys are so stupid for being virgins.”
You’re stupid for believing them when they claim they are.
“He said when he got to his hotel room, Japanese girls were lined up, dressed in smoking hot little mini outfits, holding little suitcases, who couldn’t speak a word of english.”
I spend quite a bit of time in Japan, so trust me when I say they probably weren’t all that attractive. Notice how your friend only mentions how they were dressed?