The Jersey Shore Girls in Bikinis

April 21st, 2010 // 78 Comments

Welcome to Bikini Morning on The Superficial!

Here’s JWoww, Snooki and Angelina filming Jersey Shore in Miami yesterday and clearly the producers are just copying pages directly from the Heidi Montag playbook. I mean Christ, they’ve already surgically altered Snooki to look like Tan Clayface so it’s really just a matter of time until she’s contractually obligated to marry a closeted homosexual.

EDIT: So apparently that’s Snooki’s “natural” appearance and MTV’s just using to her to breach TLC’s coveted midget market. Makes sense.

JWoww in a Bikini – 4.22.2010
Snooki in a Bikini – 4.22.2010
Angelina in a Bikini – 4.22.2010


  1. What a joke. Get paid to be naive annoying drunk. Good representation of Jersey and America. Access to real jobs!

  2. Marcus

    Are they CUP friends?

  3. looked the all beautiful girls, all are looking so sexy and so gorgeous, i have no words to praise her beauty,

  4. Darth

    Holy crap! Who are these Sirens!?

  5. Darth

    The Hobbit version of the Kardashian sisters ..

  6. captain america

    some people even SHIT in the water!!

  7. captain america

    some people even SHIT in the water!!

  8. captain america

    some people even SHIT in the water!!

  9. captain america

    some people even SHIT in the water!!

  10. @33, 34, and *sigh* 35, WE are NOT on TELEVISION, NOR ARE WE WHORING OURSELVES THE PAPS!!! THEREFORE, (may have to look that one up – try dictionary.com) OUR LOOKS ARE IRRELEVANT (again, look it up).
    WE ARE TIRED OF THESE REVOLTING PODS WHO ARE PLUGGED RELENTLESSLY, no doubt a result of PAYOLA FROM MTV’S PARENT COMPANY, VIACOM.
    “they are skanky and a little trashy at times”
    NO. THEY ARE “SKANKY AND TRASHY”…ALL OF THE TIME.

    Oh, and how about arguing your case with people who disagree with you without calling them “HATERS?” It’s disgust, not hate.

  11. on the contrary: EVERY AMERICAN WOMAN IS SEARCHING FOR HAPPINESS…………………………but nobody found it yet!!

  12. holy shit! is that one of the jersey shore girls in the link in my name? not jwow or snooky, but the other short one. 2WET4UBB looks just like her!

  13. jon jon

    is that a nip slip in the first photo, right breast, purple top.

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  15. I really don’t understand wearing bikinis that look like lingerie, but whatever floats your boat I guess.

  16. love their show

  17. m65

    nice article

  18. great photos

  19. but nobody found it yet!!

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  23. iwannabonesnooki
    Commented on this photo:

    Yikes….what a fuggin spankopotamus she is…. ::sprays holy water over Snooki::

  24. yadda
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate that show. I don’t see how anyone can be entertained by it. It shows exactly whats wrong with today’s youth. I can believe some of those people can vote……..

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