Jersey Shore isn’t Friends

January 25th, 2010 // 77 Comments

Because combined they’re an unstoppable fuckbox of dumb, the cast of Jersey Shore is attempting a Friends-style negotiation to return for another season. TMZ reports:

As we first reported, MTV offered each cast member a $10,000 signing bonus and $5,000 per episode. We’re told the cast rejected the offer and made it clear they would all stand together and hold out for their price, though they didn’t say what it was.
MTV made a new offer of $10,000 an episode — there are 12 episodes in the new season — but so far the cast hasn’t responded.
We’re told MTV already has replacements if Snooki, Pauly D, The Situation and the others don’t accept the offer on Monday. But, we’re told, MTV is happy to mix and match if some of the cast accepts the offer and other don’t.
As for who’s being the most hard-headed in the negotiations — The Situation and Pauly D.

I don’t know who’s more retarded here: The cast for not realizing they’re the prime example of MTV putting anybody on the air and future world leaders lapping it up. Or MTV for not realizing the same thing and actually giving these kids more money. I had no idea there was a shortage of over-tanned Italian douchebags in the tri-state area who like free trips to the beach. If that’s the case, I’m sure Boise, Idaho will be another ratings juggernaut between Teen Mom and Got VD? Here’s Your Own Show.

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  1. Robot

    HOLY SHIT YOU CAN GET PAID $5000.00 OR MORE to act like a retard!? Sign me up. :P

  2. Judge Smails

    I’d go gay for Snookie

  3. TRUTH

    Every race and nationality has its embarrassments: there are Anglo Saxons then there is Trailer Park White Trash; There are Blacks and there are N-ggers; there are Hispanics and there are Sp-cs; there are Italians and there are Guido’s. What is so sad about the case of the Jersey Shore is they are too dumb to understand they are low class trash! They will still be living in their parents basements 10 years from now!

  4. quake

    How hard is it to find another group of self-absorbed jerks for less money?

  5. Anglo

    Yeah, we Germanic people seem to be the only whites playing pro football other than the Italians’s cousins, the Africans.
    As to dark skin and dark hair and dark eyes – try to pretend that blonde hair and blue eyes is not beautiful. Say it every night before you go to sleep and maybe, just maybe, it will be true!

  6. Dr. Remulak

    best show ever.

  7. Pal

    They actually think asking 10000$ per episode is playing hardball? MTV must be laughing behind their back.

  8. dancy

    I couldn´t have said it better that that !! [[[ ^^PlusFlirt__ CooooM]]] ^^^.nice and free place for BBWs and handsome men to interact with each other. Many friends of my and i have created profile on that site for finding sincere friends..It’s the largest and best club

  9. nothing to be shown boy

  10. my comment

    #37. No, idiot. There are three different kinds of people in this world. Italians and your cousins, the blacks, and then everyone else who is glad not to be you.

    Italy doesn’t even have Pavarotti anymore, face it, you’re finished. The only thing you got is pizza and your progeny on the Jersey Shore.

  11. Italian girl

    #55 – Sorry to break the stereotype you have about Italians, but I, as a 100% Italian descent myself, have a very light skin, blue eyes and blonde hair. All my family and Italian people I know have light skin color.
    And OF COURSE none of them are like you said we are…

    Plus, every one comes in different shapes and sizes and you should appreciate that…don´t you think the world would be such a boring place if everyone looked like you, racist asshole!!??

    I guess you must be deeply hurt by something…come on, tell us…did some Italian guy stole your girlfriend???

  12. WE LOVE DA COCK!!!

    Nice!!! on the men on The Jersey Shore are so fuckable!

  13. Anglo to Italian Girl, Earth to WOP

    Yo Italian girl! The reason you have light skin and blonde hair and blue eyes is because you are not Italian. Otherwise you would have olive skin and dark eyes and hair, dumbass. You obviously have white blood. Don’t forget, Italy was conquered many times and the dominant genes of the conquerors (after their women gladly offered themselves finally getting a chance to meet REAL men) saved the place by allowing them to ascend the evolutionary ladder a rung maybe two. It appears they are still a couple steps away though.

  14. Italian girl

    Sorry Anglo, still 100% Italian…and so glad about it.

    Oh, and I almost forgot…I am from South America (born, raised and proud about that too). Go on and hate me more if you like. Couldn´t care less…


  15. Sarah

    Why the hell is a trash show like this popular? It boggles the mind.

  16. Anthropology Lesson for Morons

    Dear Italian Girl, if you are from South America and have blonde hair, blue eyes and light skin you South American and not Italian. You sound dumb enough to be Italian though.

  17. Italian girl

    #66 – I´m not going to tell or explain nothing more about me or my heritage…I´m pretty sure who I am and where my ancestors and I came from and I don´t need any kind of “lesson”…maybe the one in need for lessons is you because you obviously play smart but do not know a thing (do you really think in Soth America everyone is blonde??)

    I didn´t post here insulting anybody and you keep doing that…you´re so rude and disrespectful that is just pointless to keep answering…I´m not going to waste my time in you or any hater out there.

    Have a great life !

  18. Truly Great and stuff

    Dear Italian girl, i guees a blow job is out of the question?
    Your heritage, like mine and most people, is not pure culturally. We are all mixtures of different ethnic groups. Your phenotype is Germanic darling, not Italian.
    Not that I don’t love real Italians no matter what they look like.
    These idiots are an insult to humanity and nothing more.
    Except Snooki of course.
    And you.

  19. G

    looking at the photo, I can smell the Brut wafting through my internet.

    I dread Snooki even getting to design her own fashion line and getting a recording contract.

  20. Spicy

    #2… “from those Star Wars movies”

    and #19… exactly. i really have trouble laughing at this show jsut because its so embarassing to watch

  21. damn you missed pauly d saying “you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk” ahahahaha

  22. Scott

    The ignorance on this board shouldnt astound me anymore, but today I think its reached new heights. You bigoted assholes can talk all the shit you want, the fact is, if it bothers you that much, all that equates to is jealousy. And i like how the same 2-3 assclowns post under different handles specifically to insult Italians.. fact is you could take a handful of kids from ANY fucking ethnicity and reproduce what this show has- you dont think they were carefully selected ?? I could do the same exact shit w blacks, hispanics, germans, french, it doesnt fucking MATTER. They screened and hand picked this group because they knew it would sell. And guess what? Jokes on you, since every one of you fucks whose knocking the show watched it at one point or another. You want to bash someone, bash MTV… otherwise, shut the fuck up and let the bigotry go. Typical lame ass keyboard warriors trying to sound like they’re hard when in reality, if even Snooki walked up to your punk ass, you wouldnt say a word.. unless it was ‘hey, omg i sooo love your show’.

  23. hope

    totally agree that they’re idiots to think mtv cant go and find a few more dumbasses that are just as stupid, horny, & funny as these guys. they dont have anything special. i grew to like the show & can grow to like a new cast just as well.

  24. yeanoo

    this guy looks like elmer fudd on steroids

  25. Prussian

    ITA with Anglo…the reason whites get so much shit is because all the muds just WISH they could have blond hair and blue eyes. I guess it’s a good thing for them to pretend like all races are beautiful because who doesn’t want to think they are attractive? Even though deep down inside they know they aren’t as attractive, intelligent and all around awesome as whites, but hey, whatever! And it’s no shock that all the successful civilizations are WHITE ones, look at Europe and the US and then look at Africa…need I say more? I could give a million more examples but why bother? It is what it is, whites are the best and fuck the haters.


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