These are shots of bikini models at the Hotel Bondi 08/09 Swim Show taking place in Sydney, Australia. What’s this got to do with anything? Bikini. Do I even know any of these girls’ names? Not even one. Are they of age? Uhhh, sure! Do I deserve a Pulitzer for this? Yes, all of them. How slow of a news day is it? It was either these or more “Katie Holmes is pregnant” speculation. Damn, I chose wisely! I know.
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Susan | August 14, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Great. A collection of near-death anorexics, all of whom need to gain AT LEAST 20 pounds. But Fish knows his audience (pedos).
Isis | August 14, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Yum
Isis | August 14, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Yum
FRIST!!! | August 14, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Yayyyy….more skinny chicks in bikinis to help raise my self esteem..
Cool.
Andrea | August 14, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Hey look – the Chinese gymnastics team got their eyes fixed!
a wise old man | August 14, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Twiggy-ness, but all entirely do-able.
a wise old man | August 14, 2008 at 4:39 pm
besides, they make great breeding stock; haven’t you heard? Whites are going to be aminority in 35 years!
Sandy | August 14, 2008 at 4:45 pm
They’ll have a difficult time fitting into those bikinis once puberty hits.
surfer | August 14, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I’D HIT ALL OF THAT.
If guys who prefer thin women are pedophiles, then does that mean that chubby chasers are bestialists for liking women that look like cows, hippos, and whales?
Sportsdvl | August 14, 2008 at 4:51 pm
HOT! Reminds me of that time my niece wore her first bikini and then got drunk and passed out next to the pool while everybody was out…”she fell on the arm of the chaise lounge” hahahahahaha
norton | August 14, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Unreasonably thin girls.
These pictures border on sick.
an adult | August 14, 2008 at 4:54 pm
“But Fish knows his audience (pedos).”
And since you were the first to comment, you must be considered “audience”.
Which, by your own implication, makes you a “pedo”. Don’t know much about about logic, do ya?
BTW – Nice story, nice pics, thanks!
FRIST!!! | August 14, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Picture #5, the girl on the right has a penis.
Ok, I did not enlarge those pictures before now, I take back what I said. Some of those girls are just plain ugly!!
Skinny does not automatically make you hot.
Oh, and sometimes I like to eat a burger.
21 yr old | August 14, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Preferring thin, healthy, adult women does not make one a “pedo”.
Sounds like the overweight, insecure, jealous hags are on the prowl today.
Susan | August 14, 2008 at 4:58 pm
#12 – alas, you’ve vanquished me in a flash of logic! I stand revealed, a female pedophile who advocates against considering a boyish figure sexy. Talk about fitting the profile!
Karen | August 14, 2008 at 5:00 pm
“Preferring thin, healthy, adult women does not make one a “pedo”.”
Yeah they look really healthy, I haven’t seen this level of health since I visited the Holocaust Museum.
Gio G | August 14, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Her face color complexion does not match her body. Fire the makeup artist.
mike | August 14, 2008 at 5:03 pm
@12 — if you were twice as smart as you are, you’d be half as smart as you think you are.
FRIST!!! | August 14, 2008 at 5:03 pm
#16 Hahaha!!! Funny, cause it’s true..
adults only | August 14, 2008 at 5:05 pm
#15,
Whoever said “boyish” figures are sexy? They don’t look like boys to me. If they had a boyish figure, it seems it would be difficult to distinguish the gender. With a boyish figure they would need no bikini top, or blouse or shirt. With a boyish figure….ahhh what’s the point? No sense arguing with someone who’s insecure (and likely overweight).
HAND
The Bitch Slap | August 14, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Oh noes – looks like the super-size me fatties are waving their dimpled, sagging arms in protest of reasonably thin models.
I know it must suck having DD tits that hang to your quadruple roll stomach, but please realize that there are some women who are naturally thin with small breasts. I know it’s hard to fathom given your inbred, cheeto eating nature, but it’s fact. Seeing hip bones does not automatically mean someone is anorexic.
Put down the remote and the potato chips, fatties, and go for a walk. Maybe then you’ll discover that you, too, have a skeletal structure underneath all that flabby gluttony.
Tara | August 14, 2008 at 5:08 pm
14-
Thin, healthy, adult women?
Those girls only fit 1 of those categories unfortunately. They are thin. You can believe they are healthy if you want (just know you are wrong) but please you act like those girls are of age. I’d say 16 is the oldest possible age. Don’t be fooled by the makeup..you will be jailed.
Fat Chicks Suck | August 14, 2008 at 5:09 pm
These bodies are all hot. They’re definitely not too thin.
Susan – we all know you’re an overweight jealous hag – why bother posting?
mike | August 14, 2008 at 5:09 pm
what gives? these girls are way too old!
Miss Swan | August 14, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Fish, just because you found photos of a swimsuit fashion show does not mean you get to take the rest of the day off.
Em | August 14, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Good God, people. I know the new Superficial writer(s) kinda blow compared to the good old days – but when are YOU ALL (with a very few exclusions) going to get some new material?
*cue more and more insipid comments about the pros and cons of fattys and emaciated pre-teens*
S.L. | August 14, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I see the jealous, insecure, desperate fatties are out in full force today. Either that or a couple of them are playing sockpuppet and changing their names. Also see the resident overweight bi-sexual male is posting; hi mike!
Jones | August 14, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Buh….they have nice faces, but they are pretty scrawny. If you’re gonna be that thin, at least be tight. Tiny, formless asses do nothing for me.
Em | August 14, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Point proven.
Deacon Jones | August 14, 2008 at 5:17 pm
@24
Agreed! C’mon FISH. You should know by now us “pedies” like them flatter than this, get with it.
Ahhhh, reminds me when I was 12 and my neighbor’s daughter took her cloths off and sucked my dick like a lollipop and I just stared at her, perplexed. To have that day back, I’ll tell ya
Im just waiting for the brothers to start bashing these chicks.
here's what you sound like | August 14, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Theez girlz izz HAWT!!!! H8trz – ur all prolly fat jelus gay bitchez!
JPrichardson | August 14, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Some of these chicks look like they would brake in pieces during intercourse.
….
Now THAT would be new to me!
Sell Porn Make Money | August 14, 2008 at 5:18 pm
wow… can you give a guy a warning that all this spank material is coming? I like to be well stretched before exercising.
Blah | August 14, 2008 at 5:19 pm
anorexic or not; most of them are fricken ug-O-lee! Good God. And their hair, makeup, and bikinis are too. Not to mention “moley back” girl (pic 7) and “odd ass” girl (pic 9) …BLECH. They’re right out of a Quentin Tarantino movie. Maybe one of them even has a machine gun for a leg.
Deacon Jones | August 14, 2008 at 5:19 pm
@27
Great point, I always suspected Mike of that as well.
literarycritic | August 14, 2008 at 5:21 pm
@#28: WORD.
male superficial commenters | August 14, 2008 at 5:22 pm
We hate it when girls get all bumpy and hairy – yuckypoo!!!!!!!!
Bob the shark | August 14, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Aussie chicks are looking hot. Gotta love that accent too!
#10 nice try sports troll. The real sportsdevil is funny, you are obviously retarded.
#30 hey Deacon, I heard you already nailed those down under ho’s!
dude | August 14, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Wow, so many hot girls! I’m glad I found this site, what’s it for, anyway? Ah, who cares. I think I’ll describe how I’m going to pull down my pants and masturbate to these pictures, because I think everybody will enjoy reading about that.
Cindy | August 14, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Some tiny girls for the tiny penises of the male Superfish readers: a perfect fit!!!
typical superficial loser | August 14, 2008 at 5:33 pm
OMG an orgy of ugliness. Why is an Adonis like me punished by having to live among all these ugly people?
johnsonville | August 14, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Weep, you fat ugly sows and cows. All the disparaging remarks in the world won’t make you any more attractive to anyone but livestock
FRIST!!! | August 14, 2008 at 5:41 pm
#42 Shut the fuck up. You are a dick. Oooops, I mean a brat. Weiner??
Matthew | August 14, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I guess having breasts is not a prerequisite to being a bikini model.
Pat | August 14, 2008 at 5:49 pm
So…I’m looking over these CDC stats, and I’m just not seeing where women are fat cows and men are lean and trim athletes. Overall, the statistics show that for every fat ugly sow or cow there’s a fat ugly pig or bull. That’s also what a trip to the beach indicates. A word of warning – be careful if you have a weak stomach, because a trip to the beach also indicates that only the women are self-conscious about it and try to cover up. Personally, I don’t think the hairy back does much to offset the overhanging hairy beer belly, but guys clearly think otherwise.
brett | August 14, 2008 at 5:50 pm
What’s with the raccoon eyes? these chicks look retarded and are ugly.
Thin Sucks | August 14, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Umm… shouldn’t you actually have tits and an ass to model a bikini?
steve | August 14, 2008 at 5:54 pm
You should have tits and an ass to look good in a bikini – to heterosexual men. These models are chosen by gay fashion designers. I’m surprised how many guys here seem to share their preferences.
VS | August 14, 2008 at 5:56 pm
A little thin for my taste. I’m not saying I like ‘em fat, but, some a bit more in the way of curves is nice — maybe about the halfway point between these girls & Kim Kardasian.
Superficial Guy | August 14, 2008 at 6:03 pm
yummy yummy yummy I got kum in my tummy…err–whoops, um, hey, these girls look really hot!