I was tempted to put this picture up of David Hasselhoff dressed in drag without an explanation but I figured that’d be unfair. He’s currently appearing in a Las Vegas run of The Producers. Which explains why The Hoff is wearing a dress, but not why he has a lifesize cardboard cutout of himself in his room. Does he carry that thing with him wherever he goes? I thought I was the only one who did that.
Check out the rest of the pictures of The Hoff in drag here.
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cocaine.
oh. yeah. FIRST!
It was only a matter of time…
I think Trimspa found it’s next spokesmodel.
Lookin’ good, Mom!
#4 – YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.
Hey don’t Hassel the Hoff.
I saw the arm first and I thought it was going to be another picture of Angelina Jolie.
He has Sonny Bono eyes.
Lookin’ good, Mom!
now this kinda undercuts the paris story, just a little bit. austria ADORES the hoff. if they saw us making fun of him here, they’d throw trash at us too. (or gas and then bake us. i think it depends on their mood.)
*sings* I’m just a sweet transvestite…….
*shakes head…….walks away…*
I saw that dress at Walmart.
http://tinyurl.com/yph5z6
Note to self:
Add “DO dress in drag.”
Looks like J. Edgar Hoover.
#12 – “walks away” ?!?!!! Really? You promise? Wow, suddenly the sun is shining, the birds are singing…it’s like Eden all over again…
this is simply great,
guess where have i seen that shitty idiotic paper reproduction for the first time?
something like 5 years ago at the gay pride parade in amsterdam. it was hanging outside of a gay sex shop along the street of the parade.
me and my friends laughed and laughed… and he has it too… unbelievable.
hassellhoff is such a loser… a real one. and he sucks satan�s c____
Prettybaby- I liked you better in the pink thong, the white one is hot and all, but the pink one, Niiiiiiice……….
Your sister is a hottie too……
I hope her ankle feels better………
I wish I could post that last picture up here of you in that tight black dress, that shit is hot…………
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Nah, because you’re such a cunt, Libra, I’ll come back….just for you.
In fact…that’s not the Hoff at all…that, my Fish friends, is Libraesque, The Fat Hairy Angelina Jolie Worshipping Bull Dyke of North America!!
DanYELL, you’re going to be in a movie?! This day is full of surprises. Congratulations…I guess…
First Travolta, now this guy.
Does that mean that “The Hoff” is a fairy, as well?
MrSemprini: Jeez, and I thought *I* made long posts :/
The previous posts notwithstanding, I don’t think you can make fun of this. I haven’t seen anybody do it yet, and I don’t expect them to.
Yeah, I chimed in, but my joke was to make fun of the guy who like to copy and paste a little too much.
This picture is fearless. It’s too much.
I’m not saying it’s good or bad; funny or sad.
It’s just too much.
Whaddya gonna do? Try to make him look silly? He’s already there, and unashamed.
Deny the legendary iconography of the virile Hoff cardboard cutout? A pic produced when Pammy Anderson was HOT and hadn’t been stretched and ruined by Tommy Lee and his mutant schlong?
Go back up and look at the pic again, and think twice before you post. You can’t defeat this work with a smartass comment; there’s nothing you can say.
will someone please anally rape him?
the hoff in drag kind of looks like cary elwes
And the Hoff is laughing.
He probably fucked Pam while she was still very hot, very tight.
What can anyone say?
he has the cardboard cutout so everyone knows who he is in real life. without it anyone would think its just another goof that can’t get enough cock stuffed in his ass.
That would explain Pam’s subsequent (and ongoing) psychosis.
Kinda weird, but he’s still prettier than Star Jones.
Hell…all my fantasies (very poor fantasies also…) are now dead, this so Gay Iconic! And that dress shouts “slut” from every piece of strass, that is one cheap look! David, you should now go for the skinnies and the gay pride tops to look even queerer:) Ta Sweety,
Erin
he’s showing that when he’s a woman, he can choose himself to be his boyfriend.
he must be happy to get into a nice big comfy dress after trying to hold his stomach in for 10 years on baywatch.
He didn’t have to do a thing to his hair to make a decent drag queen.
FUCK ME, I swear to god that is my mother-in-law!!!
I think he may look even worse than Wesley Snipes.
So now he’s officially a Scientologist? I thought they all had to have “beards”.
yuk – he’s an ugly WOMAN too.
The Hoff like frilly things
The Hoff may do as he pleases, he’s paid his dues.
He’s the fucking Knight Rider ….bitches!
Trying to one up Patrick Swayze 11 years later…
this was in my dream last night. damn you, david.
All I can say is, I’m glad there are a few celebs who don’t take themselves too seriously. I mean…c’mon.
Oh, I get it. He is playing Linda Tripp in a new role.
he looks better in drag than britney spears does, hyuck hyuck hyuck
what a loser. he’ll so anything for money wont he. dried up, washed up 80″s stars.. PATHETIC
The theatre’s so obsessed
With dramas so depressed
It’s hard to sell a ticket on Broadway
Shows should be more pretty
Shows should be more witty
Shows should be more…
What’s the word?
GAY?
Exactly
No matter what you do on the stage
Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay!
Whether it’s murder, mayhem or rage
Don’t complain, it’s a pain
Keep it gay!
god, please…no more…i can’t stand much more of this
It did not goe up in flames, the driver caused the wreck because he kept the bus in a wheelie and the bus turned and rolled.