The Hoff goes drag

February 16th, 2007 // 49 Comments
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I was tempted to put this picture up of David Hasselhoff dressed in drag without an explanation but I figured that’d be unfair. He’s currently appearing in a Las Vegas run of The Producers. Which explains why The Hoff is wearing a dress, but not why he has a lifesize cardboard cutout of himself in his room. Does he carry that thing with him wherever he goes? I thought I was the only one who did that.

Check out the rest of the pictures of The Hoff in drag here.

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  1. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA

    cocaine.

  2. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA

    oh. yeah. FIRST!

  3. JungleRed

    It was only a matter of time…

    I think Trimspa found it’s next spokesmodel.

  4. RichPort

    Lookin’ good, Mom!

  5. RichPort

    #4 – YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.

  6. damon2020

    Hey don’t Hassel the Hoff.

  7. jrzmommy

    I saw the arm first and I thought it was going to be another picture of Angelina Jolie.

  8. doodee head

    He has Sonny Bono eyes.

  9. RichPort

    Lookin’ good, Mom!

  10. hoff's saggy boobs

    now this kinda undercuts the paris story, just a little bit. austria ADORES the hoff. if they saw us making fun of him here, they’d throw trash at us too. (or gas and then bake us. i think it depends on their mood.)

  11. mrsreynolds

    *sings* I’m just a sweet transvestite…….

  12. jrzmommy

    *shakes head…….walks away…*

  13. danielle

    I saw that dress at Walmart.

  14. TrippyGoogler

    http://tinyurl.com/yph5z6

    Note to self:

    Add “DO dress in drag.”

  15. GapToothedAssBitch

    Looks like J. Edgar Hoover.

  16. Libraesque

    #12 – “walks away” ?!?!!! Really? You promise? Wow, suddenly the sun is shining, the birds are singing…it’s like Eden all over again…

  17. pippo

    this is simply great,
    guess where have i seen that shitty idiotic paper reproduction for the first time?
    something like 5 years ago at the gay pride parade in amsterdam. it was hanging outside of a gay sex shop along the street of the parade.
    me and my friends laughed and laughed… and he has it too… unbelievable.

    hassellhoff is such a loser… a real one. and he sucks satan�s c____

  18. Italian Stallion

    Prettybaby- I liked you better in the pink thong, the white one is hot and all, but the pink one, Niiiiiiice……….

    Your sister is a hottie too……

    I hope her ankle feels better………

    I wish I could post that last picture up here of you in that tight black dress, that shit is hot…………

  19. MrSemprini

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  20. jrzmommy

    Nah, because you’re such a cunt, Libra, I’ll come back….just for you.

  21. jrzmommy

    In fact…that’s not the Hoff at all…that, my Fish friends, is Libraesque, The Fat Hairy Angelina Jolie Worshipping Bull Dyke of North America!!

  22. DanYELL, you’re going to be in a movie?! This day is full of surprises. Congratulations…I guess…

  23. First Travolta, now this guy.
    Does that mean that “The Hoff” is a fairy, as well?

  24. sid

    MrSemprini: Jeez, and I thought *I* made long posts :/

    The previous posts notwithstanding, I don’t think you can make fun of this. I haven’t seen anybody do it yet, and I don’t expect them to.

    Yeah, I chimed in, but my joke was to make fun of the guy who like to copy and paste a little too much.

    This picture is fearless. It’s too much.

    I’m not saying it’s good or bad; funny or sad.

    It’s just too much.

    Whaddya gonna do? Try to make him look silly? He’s already there, and unashamed.

    Deny the legendary iconography of the virile Hoff cardboard cutout? A pic produced when Pammy Anderson was HOT and hadn’t been stretched and ruined by Tommy Lee and his mutant schlong?

    Go back up and look at the pic again, and think twice before you post. You can’t defeat this work with a smartass comment; there’s nothing you can say.

  25. EazyE

    will someone please anally rape him?

  26. Joman

    the hoff in drag kind of looks like cary elwes

  27. sid

    And the Hoff is laughing.

    He probably fucked Pam while she was still very hot, very tight.

    What can anyone say?

  28. sarcasmus

    he has the cardboard cutout so everyone knows who he is in real life. without it anyone would think its just another goof that can’t get enough cock stuffed in his ass.

  29. dr phil

    That would explain Pam’s subsequent (and ongoing) psychosis.

  30. Kinda weird, but he’s still prettier than Star Jones.

  31. Superfreek

    Hell…all my fantasies (very poor fantasies also…) are now dead, this so Gay Iconic! And that dress shouts “slut” from every piece of strass, that is one cheap look! David, you should now go for the skinnies and the gay pride tops to look even queerer:) Ta Sweety,
    Erin

  32. EazyE

    he’s showing that when he’s a woman, he can choose himself to be his boyfriend.

  33. sol

    he must be happy to get into a nice big comfy dress after trying to hold his stomach in for 10 years on baywatch.

  34. EvilPotato

    He didn’t have to do a thing to his hair to make a decent drag queen.

  35. pookiedoo

    FUCK ME, I swear to god that is my mother-in-law!!!

  36. natechip

    I think he may look even worse than Wesley Snipes.

  37. woodhorse

    So now he’s officially a Scientologist? I thought they all had to have “beards”.

  38. sumnersgal

    yuk – he’s an ugly WOMAN too.

  39. crazyotto

    The Hoff like frilly things

  40. BarbadoSlim

    The Hoff may do as he pleases, he’s paid his dues.

    He’s the fucking Knight Rider ….bitches!

  41. iPwn2Hard

    Trying to one up Patrick Swayze 11 years later…

  42. shakeitout

    this was in my dream last night. damn you, david.

  43. fame is funny

    All I can say is, I’m glad there are a few celebs who don’t take themselves too seriously. I mean…c’mon.

  44. Tammara

    Oh, I get it. He is playing Linda Tripp in a new role.

  45. cdanna

    he looks better in drag than britney spears does, hyuck hyuck hyuck

  46. nicole

    what a loser. he’ll so anything for money wont he. dried up, washed up 80″s stars.. PATHETIC

  47. zunzun

    The theatre’s so obsessed
    With dramas so depressed
    It’s hard to sell a ticket on Broadway
    Shows should be more pretty
    Shows should be more witty
    Shows should be more…
    What’s the word?

    GAY?

    Exactly

    No matter what you do on the stage
    Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay!
    Whether it’s murder, mayhem or rage
    Don’t complain, it’s a pain
    Keep it gay!

  48. god, please…no more…i can’t stand much more of this

  49. It did not goe up in flames, the driver caused the wreck because he kept the bus in a wheelie and the bus turned and rolled.

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