I was tempted to put this picture up of David Hasselhoff dressed in drag without an explanation but I figured that’d be unfair. He’s currently appearing in a Las Vegas run of The Producers. Which explains why The Hoff is wearing a dress, but not why he has a lifesize cardboard cutout of himself in his room. Does he carry that thing with him wherever he goes? I thought I was the only one who did that.
Check out the rest of the pictures of The Hoff in drag here.
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lohanhasthebestcokeinCA | February 16, 2007 at 11:39 am
cocaine.
lohanhasthebestcokeinCA | February 16, 2007 at 11:39 am
oh. yeah. FIRST!
JungleRed | February 16, 2007 at 11:42 am
It was only a matter of time…
I think Trimspa found it’s next spokesmodel.
RichPort | February 16, 2007 at 11:43 am
Lookin’ good, Mom!
RichPort | February 16, 2007 at 11:51 am
#4 – YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.
damon2020 | February 16, 2007 at 11:51 am
Hey don’t Hassel the Hoff.
jrzmommy | February 16, 2007 at 11:51 am
I saw the arm first and I thought it was going to be another picture of Angelina Jolie.
doodee head | February 16, 2007 at 11:52 am
He has Sonny Bono eyes.
RichPort | February 16, 2007 at 11:55 am
Lookin’ good, Mom!
hoff's saggy boobs | February 16, 2007 at 11:57 am
now this kinda undercuts the paris story, just a little bit. austria ADORES the hoff. if they saw us making fun of him here, they’d throw trash at us too. (or gas and then bake us. i think it depends on their mood.)
mrsreynolds | February 16, 2007 at 12:00 pm
*sings* I’m just a sweet transvestite…….
jrzmommy | February 16, 2007 at 12:08 pm
*shakes head…….walks away…*
danielle | February 16, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I saw that dress at Walmart.
TrippyGoogler | February 16, 2007 at 12:12 pm
http://tinyurl.com/yph5z6
Note to self:
Add “DO dress in drag.”
GapToothedAssBitch | February 16, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Looks like J. Edgar Hoover.
Libraesque | February 16, 2007 at 12:16 pm
#12 – “walks away” ?!?!!! Really? You promise? Wow, suddenly the sun is shining, the birds are singing…it’s like Eden all over again…
pippo | February 16, 2007 at 12:20 pm
this is simply great,
guess where have i seen that shitty idiotic paper reproduction for the first time?
something like 5 years ago at the gay pride parade in amsterdam. it was hanging outside of a gay sex shop along the street of the parade.
me and my friends laughed and laughed… and he has it too… unbelievable.
hassellhoff is such a loser… a real one. and he sucks satan�s c____
Italian Stallion | February 16, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Prettybaby- I liked you better in the pink thong, the white one is hot and all, but the pink one, Niiiiiiice……….
Your sister is a hottie too……
I hope her ankle feels better………
I wish I could post that last picture up here of you in that tight black dress, that shit is hot…………
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jrzmommy | February 16, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Nah, because you’re such a cunt, Libra, I’ll come back….just for you.
jrzmommy | February 16, 2007 at 12:56 pm
In fact…that’s not the Hoff at all…that, my Fish friends, is Libraesque, The Fat Hairy Angelina Jolie Worshipping Bull Dyke of North America!!
jrzmommy | February 16, 2007 at 12:56 pm
DanYELL, you’re going to be in a movie?! This day is full of surprises. Congratulations…I guess…
Praz | February 16, 2007 at 1:13 pm
First Travolta, now this guy.
Does that mean that “The Hoff” is a fairy, as well?
sid | February 16, 2007 at 1:18 pm
MrSemprini: Jeez, and I thought *I* made long posts :/
The previous posts notwithstanding, I don’t think you can make fun of this. I haven’t seen anybody do it yet, and I don’t expect them to.
Yeah, I chimed in, but my joke was to make fun of the guy who like to copy and paste a little too much.
This picture is fearless. It’s too much.
I’m not saying it’s good or bad; funny or sad.
It’s just too much.
Whaddya gonna do? Try to make him look silly? He’s already there, and unashamed.
Deny the legendary iconography of the virile Hoff cardboard cutout? A pic produced when Pammy Anderson was HOT and hadn’t been stretched and ruined by Tommy Lee and his mutant schlong?
Go back up and look at the pic again, and think twice before you post. You can’t defeat this work with a smartass comment; there’s nothing you can say.
EazyE | February 16, 2007 at 1:54 pm
will someone please anally rape him?
Joman | February 16, 2007 at 2:04 pm
the hoff in drag kind of looks like cary elwes
sid | February 16, 2007 at 2:11 pm
And the Hoff is laughing.
He probably fucked Pam while she was still very hot, very tight.
What can anyone say?
sarcasmus | February 16, 2007 at 2:13 pm
he has the cardboard cutout so everyone knows who he is in real life. without it anyone would think its just another goof that can’t get enough cock stuffed in his ass.
dr phil | February 16, 2007 at 2:14 pm
That would explain Pam’s subsequent (and ongoing) psychosis.
Smackage | February 16, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Kinda weird, but he’s still prettier than Star Jones.
Superfreek | February 16, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Hell…all my fantasies (very poor fantasies also…) are now dead, this so Gay Iconic! And that dress shouts “slut” from every piece of strass, that is one cheap look! David, you should now go for the skinnies and the gay pride tops to look even queerer:) Ta Sweety,
Erin
EazyE | February 16, 2007 at 2:45 pm
he’s showing that when he’s a woman, he can choose himself to be his boyfriend.
sol | February 16, 2007 at 2:49 pm
he must be happy to get into a nice big comfy dress after trying to hold his stomach in for 10 years on baywatch.
EvilPotato | February 16, 2007 at 3:30 pm
He didn’t have to do a thing to his hair to make a decent drag queen.
pookiedoo | February 16, 2007 at 3:39 pm
FUCK ME, I swear to god that is my mother-in-law!!!
natechip | February 16, 2007 at 5:07 pm
I think he may look even worse than Wesley Snipes.
woodhorse | February 16, 2007 at 5:58 pm
So now he’s officially a Scientologist? I thought they all had to have “beards”.
sumnersgal | February 16, 2007 at 7:12 pm
yuk – he’s an ugly WOMAN too.
crazyotto | February 16, 2007 at 11:23 pm
The Hoff like frilly things
BarbadoSlim | February 17, 2007 at 4:31 am
The Hoff may do as he pleases, he’s paid his dues.
He’s the fucking Knight Rider ….bitches!
iPwn2Hard | February 17, 2007 at 7:42 am
Trying to one up Patrick Swayze 11 years later…
shakeitout | February 17, 2007 at 9:25 am
this was in my dream last night. damn you, david.
fame is funny | February 17, 2007 at 6:08 pm
All I can say is, I’m glad there are a few celebs who don’t take themselves too seriously. I mean…c’mon.
Tammara | February 17, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Oh, I get it. He is playing Linda Tripp in a new role.
cdanna | February 19, 2007 at 12:45 am
he looks better in drag than britney spears does, hyuck hyuck hyuck
nicole | February 19, 2007 at 12:30 pm
what a loser. he’ll so anything for money wont he. dried up, washed up 80″s stars.. PATHETIC
zunzun | February 20, 2007 at 3:49 pm
The theatre’s so obsessed
With dramas so depressed
It’s hard to sell a ticket on Broadway
Shows should be more pretty
Shows should be more witty
Shows should be more…
What’s the word?
GAY?
Exactly
No matter what you do on the stage
Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay!
Whether it’s murder, mayhem or rage
Don’t complain, it’s a pain
Keep it gay!
HollywoodSnark | March 24, 2007 at 8:55 am
god, please…no more…i can’t stand much more of this
cheap cartucho r4i | January 30, 2010 at 7:16 am
It did not goe up in flames, the driver caused the wreck because he kept the bus in a wheelie and the bus turned and rolled.