The Emmys and such featuring Evangeline Lilly

August 28th, 2006 // 40 Comments

I feel like I should say something about the Primetime Emmy Awards. Although considering I’m a deaf mute I figure my emotions would be best expressed through pictures. Random pictures. Of people at the Emmys. So for absolutely no reason except that I’m disabled and deserve your pity I’ll be posting random pictures from the Emmys throughout the day. It’s my way of saying, “What the fuck are you saying? I can’t hear you. I’m deaf, jackass.”


  1. danielle


  2. Sol

    Fair enough.
    Ms Lilly looks well.

  3. hip hip hooray! a fotofest of fug!!!!

  4. jrzmommy

    Please post a photo of Farrah Fawcett so we can discuss her hideous plastic surgery. What the fuck happened to her 3/4 of her nose? Anyone else see that bizarro tribute to Aaron Spelling with the original Charlie’s Angels? Just plain old-fashioned awkward.

  5. Verbal Osmosis

    Can’t dispute these pictures. The most beautiful woman in the biz.

  6. ScarletDove

    Where’s the hobbit????

  7. Hottest chick on TV right now… well, besides Nicole Stickie Richie.

  8. jrzmommy

    I think the funniest line of all night was Helen Mirren’s comment that she was glad she didn’t go “ass over tit” on her way up the steps to accept her award.

  9. jillybean

    Nice to see she’s not part of the binge and purge group. Aka Nicole ‘Skeletor’ Richie.

  10. Anyone else find her terribly annoying and ugly?

  11. guymorgan


    Fair enough, but it’s a shame you were not retarted enougth to not post this :[

    Nice wanking material any how

  12. Evangeline looks wholesome.

  13. RichPort

    #5 – What the hell is the name of the “Angel” that was talking first, Katie who? She’s had so much ‘corrective’ surgery done she looked like she sat on a fucking spike. In fact, that’s the same look I had when I caught my first girlfriend going down on uncle. What’s that…? Off topic…? My bad… fucking flashbacks, the wierdest things bring them on.

  14. the only reason i watched the emmys is becuase my internet connection went down and i had nothing else to masturbate to….its as difficult process, masturbating to emmy whores that is…..One minute they show eva longoria in her low cut dress, getting you all worked up and ready to spank that monkey and all of a sudden the camera pans in on dennis franz…

  15. andrewthezeppo

    Are Evangeline Lilly and Ellen Pompeo wearing the same dress? I guess Pompeo’s is more shiney…and less hot.

  16. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    Evangeline Lilly looks sweet
    The girl next door guys like to meet
    Like Katie Homes used to
    Till with Tom Cruise she did coo
    Now a baby’s attached to her teat

  17. Nicole Richie thinks Ms. Lilly looks like a cow. That’s why she starves herself, because Lord knows she can’t be looking like Lilly, Biel, Theron, or any of those other fatties. Thank God for women who still eat.

  18. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    So I guess the Superfish has given up on trying to write funny commentry.

  19. jrzmommy

    15–Kate Jackson… she was the “smart” angel. I think she was also on “The Scarecrow and Mrs. King.” I liked the little bitch-slap shout out “we’re reclaiming our brand” to Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu and Cameron Diaz.

  20. The best-looking woman at the Emmys. I want to fuck her skull.

  21. beanncheese

    Not only is she hot but you get to see her in Lost repeats, over and over and over again…….

  22. vainandlovingit

    nice dress,i have nothing else to i am not going to say anything…i guess i should get back to work orshould i fuck the dog for another 10-15 minutes? man i think i had too much coffee this morn…almost afternoon…its 11:30here, good almost lunch time…what should i have for lunch today…i think i am going to run out of space soon…may be not. i would rather be home right now drinking wine wearing sweatpants.well i think i should get back to work. i feel sorry for anyone that will read this..hope i piss people off with my twaddling gibberish so they will leave nasty comments about me…at least it wont be as boring as reading about the emmys. god i hope noone reads this whole thing…

  23. vainandlovingit

    oh yeah it is my birthday this wednesday…

  24. BLucky

    Too bad she doesn’t have a personality to go with her looks.

  25. @18- Who died and made you Nipsey Russell??

  26. RichPort


  27. kandyk0119

    She looks un-proportioned

  28. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    Just for you, #28, because you’re so inspiring. :-)

    The day before old Nipsey died
    He took me most gently aside
    Told me he’d soon pass
    ‘Cause he’d crawl up your ass
    The cops called it stink homocide

    I love you, never stop being so clever, K?

  29. The Devil's Prom Date

    good for her- looking foxy on the red carpet is a long frickin’ way from hawking chat lines on those late-nite commercials, and vanna white-ing video game accessories on tech tv.

  30. Equalparts

    #12. No, are you fucking stoopid or something?

    I’d have that bitch callin’ me daddy allll niiiiiiight looooooong.

    And I’m a chick.

  31. Equalparts

    Except, that eyelener job is freakin’ horrible.

  32. RichPort

    #1 – As lame as it is, you should have just said “FIIIRST”, you fucking moron.

  33. LL

    Now this is how a bitch should look at awards shows. Doable, but not skanky. Boobs up where they should be, no conspicuous self-tanner. Hair brushed (see Britney, it’s just this easy), face glowing but not shiny like that scuzzball Paris is shacked up with. I didn’t watch the show, but I’m assuming Evangeline wasn’t chomping on gum at any point. Well done. For how NOT to dress up for awards, see the mother-daughter fright show known as Joan and Melissa Rivers. Sorry, girls, but it’s for your own good… I say it with love. Well, not love, really, but not active hostility, either.

  34. ChikaDeeDeeDee

    @13: Do you always post with a lisp?

  35. countess

    I thought her real name was nicole.

    any way. she looks better than her gig with live links.


  36. lisad71

    Evangeline Lily is so freakin’ beautiful. Whether she’s running around on Lost or at an awards show. She still is so unspoiled by Hollywood. It will be nice if she stays that way.

  37. who? well, she’s not too bad

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