Britney Spears makes out in bushes, is broke

March 20th, 2007 // 73 Comments

The Daily Star claims Britney Spears is facing “bankruptcy” after spending $21 million of her $32 million fortune in the past two years and is “scared to death” of the financial situation she faces when she leaves rehab. A family friend says:

“She has to concentrate on staying sober, but she can’t do that if she has to worry about going broke – which is exactly what she thinks will happen.”

I don’t know how $11 million is even close to bankruptcy, but whatever. In another Britney story, the Daily Star claims she was caught making out with another patient in the bushes. A source says:

“Britney and her new male friend decided to play a game of tennis. Britney is allowed a little more freedom now she’s been in the centre a while. The next thing they had sneaked off into the bushes and were getting pretty passionate. They weren’t actually having sex but there was definitely some groping. We had to step in to separate them. They were told off. They’re in rehab and relationships between vulnerable people aren’t really encouraged.”

So Britney Spears is broke and trying to have sex with drug addicts in bushes. I dunno about you but she sounds cured. Once she gets out I wouldn’t be surprised if she worked her way up to become President of the United States. Or the Pope.



  1. Lal


  2. Hemlock Queen

    Holy shit! First! hahahhaa, how dumb.

  3. Hemlock Queen


  4. Hemlock Queen

    I have nothing witty to say here. She’s a fucking train wreck.

  5. jpjrocks


  6. She deserves to be skint. After appealing to kids’ lust for crap music and writing, I assume, none of her own material, the silly tart’s just been used by the fat cats to increase their bank balance. Like they care what happens to Britney. Come to think of it, like I care, either.

  7. danielle

    I love when idiots say first..when they’re obviously not.


    In other news:

    “Shitney Spears Makes Out With Bush…Confuses It With An Actual Person.”

  8. LilRach

    Who can blame her. Must be hard being in rehab and not getting any ;)

  9. Britt,,,

    Here’s an idea on how not to go broke.

    1. Less Drugs

    2. Marry a guy with a job

    There you go.

  10. She must not be worrying about her financial situation too much if she’s making out with substance abusers all day.


  11. HughJorganthethird

    Turns out buddy was actually a Doritos truck driver just passing by. Apparently him and Brit had a sex-for-chips thing going on. Today she was caught rimming the ice cream guy in the alleyway.

  12. supafreak

    If you have sex with another person in rehab, you truly get fucked.

  13. veggi

    oh, brit brit.

  14. lambman

    This just gets sadder and sadder, can she win the lottery or something so its ok to make fun of her again? I just feel bad making fun of a poor drug addict…oh wait, no I don’t….never mind

  15. jeeb

    To first and almost first…stfu u losers we dont care…and on related news britney is finished

  16. Lowlands

    The last 2 years she spent $1.333.333 a month?I think she’s pretty close to bankruptcy.She’s still in divorce-court with her ex K-fed. Probably fighting about what’s left…Now i understand why she wants him back.

  17. schack

    what the hell did she spend it on?

  18. jpjrocks

    Britney Jean Spears (born December 2, 1981) is a Grammy Award-winning[1] American pop singer, dancer, actress, author and songwriter.

    She is best known for her studio albums, music videos, and songs such as “…Baby One More Time”, “Oops!…I Did It Again”, “I’m a Slave 4 U” and “Toxic”. In the early 2000s, Spears’s success as a singer led her way to high-profile advertising deals and endorsements, as well as forays into other forms of media, including film and reality television. Her third and fourth albums, Britney and In the Zone, were released during this era. In 2004 she married back-up dancer and aspiring rap artist Kevin Federline, and the following year she gave birth to their first son, Sean Preston. Their second son, Jayden James, was born in 2006. Spears filed for divorce from Federline on November 7, 2006 citing irreconcilable differences.

    Spears has sold over seventy-six million records worldwide according to TIME magazine.[3] Having sold over 31 million albums in the US, Spears ranks as the eighth best-selling female artist in American music history.

    Childhood and discovery
    Spears was born in McComb, Mississippi,[5] and raised Southern Baptist in Kentwood, Louisiana. Her parents are James Parnell Spears, a building contractor, and Lynne Irene Bridges, a former grade school teacher. Spears’s brother, Bryan, is one of her managers, and her sister, Jamie-Lynn, is an actress and singer. Her maternal grandmother, Lillian Woolmore,[6] was an English war-bride, who met Spears’s maternal grandfather, Barnett O’Field Bridges, in England during World War II, and subsequently moved with him to the US. Her paternal grandparents were June Austin Spears and Emma Jean Forbes.[7]

    Spears was an accomplished gymnast, attending gymnastics classes until age nine and competing in state-level competitions. She performed in local dance revues and her local Baptist church choirs, and was auditioning for the Disney Channel’s The New Mickey Mouse Club by the time she was eight. Although she was considered too young to join the series at the time, a producer on the show introduced her to a New York agent. Spears subsequently spent three summers at NYC’s Professional Performing Arts School and also appeared in a number of off-Broadway productions, including 1991′s Ruthless! In 1992 she landed a spot on Star Search, and though she won the first round, she lost in the second.[8] Spears then returned to the Disney Channel for a spot on the New Mickey Mouse Club and was accepted. She was featured in the 1993

  19. GuitarGirl

    Maybe she’s trying to have sex with addicts just to sell her babies to Angelina Jolie’s big collection.

  20. Cookie V.

    Brit-babe…take my advice:

    1) Shave off all remaining body hair.
    2) Sell it on Ebay.
    3) Repeat every 3-4 months, as necessary.

  21. Cookie V.

    Brit-babe…take my advice:

    1) Shave off all remaining body hair.
    2) Sell it on Ebay.
    3) Repeat every 3-4 months, as necessary.

  22. lstar28

    Sure she maybe facing bankruptcy and her life has gone down the shitter but look at that smile! That my friends is the smile of a true winner. She could pull out of financial troubles with a smile like that. Go Britney! you can do it!

    JUST KEEP ON SMILING! you rehab slut you!

  23. scienceguy

    @18 please don’t forget to take your meds.

  24. Lowlands

    For $1.333.333,- i’ll be her accountant for 2 years.I didn’t follow a accountantcourse at all. But for sure from her 32 million fortune once i’ll be making out of that at least 5 million a year.Just by interest and making save investments.For sure she needs to replace her accountant(s).

  25. Zoey

    Is that a recent photo?

    Either her hair grows *really quickly*, or that’s an really good wig.

  26. Jiimbo

    Here you are Veggi

  27. guymorgan

    I love how the describe her as being some patient in a mental hospice’ “Britney is allowed a little more freedom now”.

    Oh wait, she is a mental patient.

  28. Jiimbo

    You lost me at Jean. Who is this moron that keeps posting the complete life and times of these has been?

  29. whackjob

    hey 18, knock that shit off. Damn, if only you’d have been 19…could’ve worked into something good, but i digress

    you fucking tard

    to the post: how sick would you have to be to make out with Britney these days (mustache, acne, greasy hair, big fuzzy 24-coke a day teeth, general acme-quality skank, etc.)

  30. imran karim

    what a classy girl

  31. mentallo

    Britney is worth $150 Million not 32 according to Forbes. So I doubt she’ll be having money problems anytime soon.

  32. greeneyedcat

    Do we know that this source is anything…? The Daily Star?

  33. Dank

    Christ, if 11 million is enough to declare bankcruptcy, i should have declared it a long time ago seeing as i’ve never even seen a million dollars in person. Poor poor Britney. My heart breaks for this piece if trailer trash. Wait, 11 million would buy a pretty sweet trailer.

  34. Superevil

    I wish I was as close to bankruptcy as her.

  35. Conky

    I think she should buy a gun and start a rap career. Problem solved.

  36. NicotineEyePatch

    Oh, gimme a fucking break, “she can’t stay sober while she’s worried about being broke”, please. Can she stay sober while she gets railed in the bushes? And does 15,000 mg of caffeine a day even qualify as sobriety? How broke can she be if she rented out the whole wing of her rehab facility?

  37. #31 mentallo

    The $150 million are her estimated TOTAL CAREER EARNINGS. Remember, 10% goes to Agent, 15% goes to manager, Taxes nail about half of whats left AND she’s been spending since she first started earning this money like 10 years ago.

    She’s blown her money like Paris Hilton with a new Dick Shaped Popsicle

  38. Aw, how cute, she was making out with the MySpace guy!
    Hey everyone, it’s 5:00….MARTINI TIME!!!!!
    I gotta go!

  39. Redundant_Obsession

    thank god for wikipedia right 18?

    I have to admit, making out with someone in the bushes of a rehab center. That’s one for the record books I think.

  40. iamsosmrt

    So this Hideousness is how she rebells and falls apart when her fortune has dwindled down to ONLY a puny $11 milllion (greedy famous fucks).

    Now, lets all picture how she would look and act if she only had 11 cents.

    Pleasant dreams. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    oh and #18 you have proved yourself to be as worthless as Britney Spears herself, that is quite an accomplishment; congratulations fuckface!

  41. bunnyhugger

    @ 18
    damn, dude. just ask your doc for the xanax already! and stay on the zyprexa, it just takes time.

    and, #11– that’s hysterical! the AH i was briefly married to had a brother that still drives the frito truck!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  42. Um…so is she not planning to get back together with Federline when she gets out? I mean how can she say she wants to get back together and make more babies but then make out with random drug addicts?

    I guess K-Fed doesn’t really care at this point.

    BTW do u think out of the 11 million she’ll be able to afford a bar of soap and a freakin comb?

  43. freeman

    #18- whoa so are you her lawyer or sumthin?

    At the end of the day, she still has to look in the mirror and…

    a) cringe
    b) fake a smile
    c) throw sumthin at it

    A loser is a loser is a loser.

  44. freeman

    oh and that smile is a deranged one…been to rehab myself and believe me that face isn’t a sober face…

  45. Who cares…. I made the earliest pop-tart predicition in the blogosphere… She will be dead before Christmas day 2007.

    Go kill yourself Britney, you have breathed enough of our air…

  46. fame is funny

    If she’s broke, then I am homeless, possibly dead.

  47. NicotineEyePatch

    #42, soap, sure, but… comb? ;)

  48. iamsosmrt

    Fat girls only have good taste in food, not men.

  49. cm

    Dating (well, having a fling in this case) in rehab..with a fellow loser..wrong on SO many levels. The two train-wrecks deserve one another. I hope KFed gets the kids, even he looks more stable than those two.

  50. RoboCopOnAcid

    Seriously, about the hair: I hope she is letting somebody take pictures of the progress. Soon, it WILL look awesome, and at least as crazy as when shaved off. Then, Rick Rubin can produce an album of songs that she’s been writing while in rehab, and, I mean, I don’t know,can she even play piano or guitar, or write songs? If so, then she could enter some realm where Roky Erickson, Elton John, and contemporary pop music all exist, at least matching the weight and popularity of recent Justin Timberlake.

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