Miley Cyrus’ dad shouldn’t count his motorcycles before they’re hatched

March 1st, 2009 // 124 Comments

Miley Cyrus and her family are slowly becoming my favorite inevitable train wreck. Mostly because I know this one will end in “We don’t know how she got pregnant; we thought he was gay. I mean, immaculate conception!” To emphasize my point, here’s Miley wearing a lowcut shirt over a bikini while going for a jog with her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston yesterday. And where’s her dad during all this? Posing with his motorcycle. However, nobody knows more than me that sexy doesn’t take the weekend off. Or start work in Billy Ray’s case.

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  1. sweetjuicyhangers

    @ 54 — a fistfull of billy ray cyrus? lol dude hilarious video

  2. sandre

    I know she’s only 16 but are her boobs real? They look oddly like bolted on implants here…

  3. Benjamin Franklin

    There is no evidence that I ever said anything anti-Semitic. In fact, this particular “speech” is widely referred to as the “Franklin Forgery”, having first appeared in a pro-Nazi publication in 1934. So just laugh along with me at the hate-mongering bigots that frequent this site.

  4. ok, who wears a green bikini and denim shorts to go running?

  5. betenoir

    Yeah, I believe this 20-something really hot guy, truly has it for this goofy, loud hillbilly 16 year old girl.

    Have you heard this kid talk? She sounds so ignorant.

    I’m sure her being uber rich and famous has nothing to do with this relationship. The fact that she’s young is just icing.

    But this child is crude and not all that attractive. Her face is shaped like a pie plate. And she is inches away from being bucked-toothed.

    Not to mention, she’s always flapping, yapping her mouth.

    Yeah, he really digs this chick.

  6. pavmentaled

    Billy Ray = Chode

  7. California Red

    Is it child porn if I like her boobies?

  8. Hatey McWrathenstein

    OK…

    Billy Ray looks like Mitch Hedberg in these pics.

    WTFF.

  9. Adri

    Can’t wait til this skank’s 15 minutes are up

  10. Tom Cruise

    SKUNK!!!

    who goes out running with the paparazzo with a bikini on, loosely containing those teenage boobies. They do look awesome though!
    I bet that faggot knows how to motorboat them. i’m talking about Billy Ray…

  11. emily

    Billy Ray looks like he’s trying to be the new Bret Michaels… Perhaps he doesn’t remember the fact that his big hit song was “Achy Breaky Heart”……
    Achy.. Breaky.. Heart…

  12. NY Ted

    I guess when you are a fucking hick hill-billy and all you have done in your fucking pathtic life is have a one hit wonder…THAT SUCKED…you can’t afford to own jeans that aren’t ripped to shreads!

  13. sin

    While we are commenting on her, she is on all fours taking load after load up her ass while her parents are in another part of the house counting that huge pile of money.
    Any 20 year old would stay if you knew whatever you did was ok by the parents. Fuck her whenever you want, get blow jobs daily and have her parents buy everything for you? Who would not stay?

  14. joeleen

    no, Billy Ray = Total Destruction (see video @54)

  15. sin

    Who is the idiot who said that since they were Christians and had moral values. Get your head out of your ass. The best pussy I ever had came from the All girls Catholic school. My absolute best girlfriend was the Preachers daughter. For over 2 years the little nympho fucked me every chance she got. She even gave me a handjob while we had Sunday dinner at her parents house. All of us around the table and she is just jerking me off like it was normal.
    Those Christian girls are the horniest, wildest girls there are. Her other sister was even worse. But she had her own stable of men to fuck.
    Since they were Chtistians, they had no idea of what happens in the real world. Just because you talk about it doesn’t mean you follow it.

  16. Valerie

    Whatever dude, I was raised and atheist and I could fuck ANY of those Christian hoes under the table. Don’t know SHIT.

  17. The Listener

    Fati, 4 years isn’t much of an age difference accept that under the law Miley is NOT an adult regardless of her emotional or mental maturity. And her boyfriend IS legally an adult. That makes people wonder why is he dating her.

    Banananana, I don’t see anything obvious to suggest she’s on birth control. Just because she doesn’t look anorexic like a lot of girls her age, it doesn’t mean she’s on birth control. C’mon people. Give her a break.

    And those are not breast implants. She’s wearing a two piece bathing suit with a top that clearly supports her and gives a rather nice display of her cleavage. I don’t see anything slutty in what she’s wearing. It’s all good.

  18. sin

    As long as she is 14 and has parental consent, its legal to fuck them that young. Why a parent would allow it is another issue. If the girl was trying to get the guys money, that would be one thing but this is just wrong.
    Its wrong for everyone except her 20 year old boyfriend. He has it made. Free room and board. Goes with them to premires and vacations. Fucks their 16 year old daughter WITH their knowledge. She probably gives great head and has a real tight ass. Lucky dude.

  19. sin

    I’m sorry. I just keep remembering when I was in my late teens and getting that young pussy. I miss it. Alot. No cell phones, no surveilance cameras every where. You could park in a driveway where you knew no one was home and fuck like bunnies in the car. park in an alley in do it on a blanket in the grass.
    You did not have to worry about their parents calling them every 10 minutes or their girlfriend texting them every minute. You did not have to worry about the cops seeing you on camera in the parking lot. I really miss those days.

  20. redsonja1313

    omg what a tool…. riding a gixxer like he is 22 squid in his tank top and ripped jeans… hey billy the 80′s called THEY DON’t WANT YOU BACK EITHER !!!

    She is knocked up before 21, but I suspect she will have the abortion and we will never know till she ends up on DR Drew Celeb Rehab season 6 or 7

  21. Steph

    LOL she’s such a fucking cunt

  22. PAULSTARR

    HEY FOLKS ,LEAVE HER FATHER OUT OF THIS ONE ! . & AS WE ALL KNOW SOMETIMES ARE SUPERSTAR CHILDREN HAVE MORE CONTROL THEN THIRE DADS ,OR MOMS DO ……YOU TRULY WOULD THINK ””THAT A DICK LIKE THIS WOULD NT BEABLE TOO WRITE”’, YET THIS NUCKLE DRAGING PRICK DOES,DUDE GET A REAL JOB DONT WRITE THIS CHEAPASS SHIT,HEY HOWS YOUR LIFE GOING? I BELIVE I SEE A WANT TOO BE WRITER ALL JELLY LIKE ????? WHATS WRONG DUDE WIFE KICK YOU TOO THE CURB AGAIN FOR BLOWING THE HOME TEAM AGAIN?

  23. Billy Ray and his family are good Christians and be fine.They following is a family of very closely with all the love and moral values.I the following I have no doubt will be the star than them now.

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