Miley Cyrus’ dad shouldn’t count his motorcycles before they’re hatched

Miley Cyrus and her family are slowly becoming my favorite inevitable train wreck. Mostly because I know this one will end in “We don’t know how she got pregnant; we thought he was gay. I mean, immaculate conception!” To emphasize my point, here’s Miley wearing a lowcut shirt over a bikini while going for a jog with her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston yesterday. And where’s her dad during all this? Posing with his motorcycle. However, nobody knows more than me that sexy doesn’t take the weekend off. Or start work in Billy Ray’s case.

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