Miley Cyrus’ dad shouldn’t count his motorcycles before they’re hatched

March 1st, 2009 // 124 Comments

Miley Cyrus and her family are slowly becoming my favorite inevitable train wreck. Mostly because I know this one will end in “We don’t know how she got pregnant; we thought he was gay. I mean, immaculate conception!” To emphasize my point, here’s Miley wearing a lowcut shirt over a bikini while going for a jog with her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston yesterday. And where’s her dad during all this? Posing with his motorcycle. However, nobody knows more than me that sexy doesn’t take the weekend off. Or start work in Billy Ray’s case.

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Comments (124)

  1. krystina | March 1, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    first?

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  2. Sauron | March 1, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Second?

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  3. jim bob | March 1, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    look at that cleavage

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  4. megs | March 1, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    she actually doesn’t look totally fugly here!

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  5. Sen | March 1, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    I would.

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  6. Susie Cirel | March 1, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    Who the hell goes running in a bikini, shes wack!!

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  7. stephanie | March 1, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    Who cares? she was probably near the beach anyway, so who cares what she’s wearing? Well… aside from those shoes… I want those NOW.

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  8. uhhhno | March 1, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    who works out with JEANS on?? well, jean shorts to be exact but still… so stupid. shouldn’t she be wearing athletic pants or shorts?

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  9. jingo | March 1, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    When did she get boobs? hmmm something’s fishy.

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  10. Nero | March 1, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    XI?

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  11. Tom K | March 1, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    Typical American trash!!!!! No talent hacks but Americans make them rich superstars and then suddenly get tired of seeing them when they are always spot in light just like Kanye, Chris Brown etc……..

    These hillbillies are laughing all the way to the bank while America goes straight to hell socially and economically. Funny people complain about the economy but still have money to waste for tickets to the latest Hannah Montana movie or concert! Unbelievable!

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  12. Susie | March 1, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    looks like he was actually jogging and she was tanning or something and saw the paps and started to run.

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  13. Nero | March 1, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    What a pity i didn’t bring the nipple clams along with.

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  14. fo'sXgirl | March 1, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    weird. i work out in the same outfit every day.

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  15. Sauron | March 1, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    Don’t have these ‘celebrities’ nothing else to do than running around?

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  16. chuck | March 1, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    She’s getting her asshole reamed out every night. She loves anal I hear.

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  17. Nero | March 1, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    My first impression is that he’s taking his 12 year old daughter out for a run.

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  18. john doe | March 1, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    Ummm. He has a hickey on his shoulder. Do I hear the pitter-patter of little feet?

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  19. Sauron | March 1, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    I think the pope will be very delighted to see the cross on the guy’s chest.

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  20. dave | March 1, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    She got breasts! omg!

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  21. Tom K | March 1, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    They are not jogging, they are running for their lives from Chris Brown and OJ don’t you see the black shadows to the right of the black SUV!!! Coincidence, I don’t think so.

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  22. Sauron | March 1, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    I can’t tell they’re running.It’s more walking with the run movements.

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  23. Herb | March 1, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    I like her and think she is damn sexy, no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
    I have viewed many hot SEXY pics at
    ***BIGBLACKCONNECT.C OM*** where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black singles who are hunger for true love online.

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  24. Nero | March 1, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    Lame she’s wearing a bra.Doesn’t she know how much pleasure she can have running braless in a shirt?

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  25. JAYTee | March 1, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    she looks like an idiot running in that. those aren’t even running shoes either

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  26. Lain | March 1, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    I don’t remember her having boobs.

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  27. -Joe | March 1, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    Naaa not pregnant.
    Wants to get out of her Disney contract. You have to be costly, slutty and dirty to be let go.

    Dad would know and is likley scripting, picking the cloths and calling the papparazzi himself

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  28. SLd | March 1, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    it’s normal, i see nothing wrong.

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  29. azalea | March 1, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    He IS gay. If she gets knocked up, it belongs to Daddy. That’s the Ozark way.

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  30. hemnes | March 1, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    Naturally, she’s wearing denim shorts to run in. That’s my typical joggib apparel, too.

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  31. Delgo | March 1, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    Nice thus (t9)

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  32. lola | March 1, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    Miley looks really cute here! For her age, it is really skanky though. I would wear that for my husband anyday, but isn’t she like 16?

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  33. Knee Ya Ha Ha | March 1, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    So.
    ” If you do not exclude them from these United States, in this
    Constitution, in less than 200 years they will have swarmed here in
    such great numbers that they will dominate
    the land, and change our form of governments, for which we
    Americans have shed our blood, given our lives, our substance,
    and jeopardized our liberty. If you do not exclude them, in less
    than 200 years our descendants will be working in the fields to
    furnish them substance while they will be in the counting
    houses rubbing their hands. I warn you, gentlemen, if you do
    not exclude the Jews for all times, your children will curse you
    in your grave.”
    Benjamin Franklin

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  34. yessss | March 1, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    hot. wait, is it illegal to say that?

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  35. dude | March 1, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    You folks really need a hobby….these comments are MORONIC.

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  36. Keisha Twardowski | March 1, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Does everyone have something horrible to say about everyone else? Are you serious she is just a little girl and you guys are trying to destroy her. I really don’t understand it doesnt anyone have morals anymore? I honestly dont even watch her or really know anything about her but just give her a break doesnt anyone have a heart anymore.

    Keisha

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  37. Cliff Notes | March 1, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    Cliff Notes : Looks like we might have a few ‘live ones’ here Knee. Like.
    I’m guessing # 34 – 36 (inclusive) could be having a few problems with ‘Free fall Collapse speed’ – that type of thing.

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  38. Danklin24 | March 1, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    okay ill say it, she’s got some damn nice tatas for her age. They’re definitely natural. Billy Ray’s bike sucks.

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  39. Cliff Notes | March 2, 2009 at 12:04 am

    Cliff Notes: So # 37 this Ben Franklin guy was like 1706 – 1790.
    Those 200 years would have run out a least a decade before 9/11.
    Knee Ya Ha Ha :Look ‘ Notes’ – you asshole.
    I didn’t say this ‘Franklin’ guy was Kreskin. !!

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  40. cordell walker | March 2, 2009 at 12:05 am

    why is this about her, and not about the biggest tool seen here: the daddy.
    if anyone is gay here, it’s Billy Ray Cyrus.
    just look at him in those pictures. what a d-bag. his “photoshoot” is so fucking out of place it hurts to watch.
    this guy either wants it from behind, or acts and dressees thinking he’s 16. either way, it’s very wrong.

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  41. gerard Vandenberg | March 2, 2009 at 12:07 am

    DAMN, america simply wants to be in the “WRONG LIMELIGHT”?

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  42. Cliff Notes | March 2, 2009 at 12:10 am

    Gerald.
    Inside job ?

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  43. Binky | March 2, 2009 at 12:15 am

    # 40 I was just reading this stuff and wondered if you had any comments ..

    ” If you do not exclude them from these United States, in this
    Constitution, in less than 200 years they will have swarmed here in
    such great numbers that they will dominate
    the land, and change our form of governments, for which we
    Americans have shed our blood, given our lives, our substance,
    and jeopardized our liberty. If you do not exclude them, in less
    than 200 years our descendants will be working in the fields to
    furnish them substance while they will be in the counting
    houses rubbing their hands. I warn you, gentlemen, if you do
    not exclude the Jews for all times, your children will curse you
    in your grave.”
    Benjamin Franklin

    U Merican ?

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  44. Cliff Notes | March 2, 2009 at 12:52 am

    Cliff Notes : Well ok I reread some of this crap and noticed when @ 39 ‘Cliff Notes’ says in an imperative sentence. So… # 37.
    He actually meant. – So… # 33…. in an imperative sentence.

    Binky: Gr8.
    I’d like to say you’re completely irrelavant ‘Cliff’, Who gives a shit ? type thing…
    But I was watching women’s curling all night – so who am I to complain ?

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  45. Sarah | March 2, 2009 at 1:01 am

    I see the hickey on his shoulder
    That’s not from the vacuum, nomatter how redneck you are

    Ha.
    Hahahaha
    Is she too old to break JamieLynne’s record yet?

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  46. Tom K | March 2, 2009 at 1:03 am

    #33. I just learned something today!!!!!

    A list of Benjamin Franklin’s inventions reveals a man of many talents and interests. It was the scientist in Ben that brought out the inventor. His natural curiosity about things and the way they work made him try to find ways to make them work better.

    Benjamin Franklin hated the Jews on top of all his many talents and interests!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If only our forefathers listened to Ben! lol

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  47. miley's cankles | March 2, 2009 at 1:10 am

    CANKLES

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  48. Knee Ya Ha Ha | March 2, 2009 at 1:14 am

    # 46
    What you twing to say here exactwee ?

    Inside Job ?

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  49. Jen | March 2, 2009 at 1:18 am

    I agree that her parents shouldn’t let him date her. A 20 year old guy would only want one thing from her! Well, since she’s rich, maybe two things. But I think we need to lay off of her, she’s only acting like any 16 year old who has a hot model guy interested in her. Her parents just need to start being…well, parents.

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  50. Binky | March 2, 2009 at 1:24 am

    #48 Jen. I’m still having a few problems with ‘free fall collapse speed? – How about you ?
    (And I’m a Taurus and like shhhh….
    (long walks on the beach)

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