Miley Cyrus’ dad shouldn’t count his motorcycles before they’re hatched

March 1st, 2009 // 124 Comments

Miley Cyrus and her family are slowly becoming my favorite inevitable train wreck. Mostly because I know this one will end in “We don’t know how she got pregnant; we thought he was gay. I mean, immaculate conception!” To emphasize my point, here’s Miley wearing a lowcut shirt over a bikini while going for a jog with her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston yesterday. And where’s her dad during all this? Posing with his motorcycle. However, nobody knows more than me that sexy doesn’t take the weekend off. Or start work in Billy Ray’s case.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. krystina

    first?

  2. Sauron

    Second?

  3. jim bob

    look at that cleavage

  4. she actually doesn’t look totally fugly here!

  5. Sen

    I would.

  6. Susie Cirel

    Who the hell goes running in a bikini, shes wack!!

  7. stephanie

    Who cares? she was probably near the beach anyway, so who cares what she’s wearing? Well… aside from those shoes… I want those NOW.

  8. uhhhno

    who works out with JEANS on?? well, jean shorts to be exact but still… so stupid. shouldn’t she be wearing athletic pants or shorts?

  9. jingo

    When did she get boobs? hmmm something’s fishy.

  10. Tom K

    Typical American trash!!!!! No talent hacks but Americans make them rich superstars and then suddenly get tired of seeing them when they are always spot in light just like Kanye, Chris Brown etc……..

    These hillbillies are laughing all the way to the bank while America goes straight to hell socially and economically. Funny people complain about the economy but still have money to waste for tickets to the latest Hannah Montana movie or concert! Unbelievable!

  11. Susie

    looks like he was actually jogging and she was tanning or something and saw the paps and started to run.

  12. Nero

    What a pity i didn’t bring the nipple clams along with.

  13. weird. i work out in the same outfit every day.

  14. Sauron

    Don’t have these ‘celebrities’ nothing else to do than running around?

  15. chuck

    She’s getting her asshole reamed out every night. She loves anal I hear.

  16. Nero

    My first impression is that he’s taking his 12 year old daughter out for a run.

  17. john doe

    Ummm. He has a hickey on his shoulder. Do I hear the pitter-patter of little feet?

  18. Sauron

    I think the pope will be very delighted to see the cross on the guy’s chest.

  19. dave

    She got breasts! omg!

  20. Tom K

    They are not jogging, they are running for their lives from Chris Brown and OJ don’t you see the black shadows to the right of the black SUV!!! Coincidence, I don’t think so.

  21. Sauron

    I can’t tell they’re running.It’s more walking with the run movements.

  22. I like her and think she is damn sexy, no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
    I have viewed many hot SEXY pics at
    ***BIGBLACKCONNECT.C OM*** where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black singles who are hunger for true love online.

  23. Nero

    Lame she’s wearing a bra.Doesn’t she know how much pleasure she can have running braless in a shirt?

  24. JAYTee

    she looks like an idiot running in that. those aren’t even running shoes either

  25. Lain

    I don’t remember her having boobs.

  26. -Joe

    Naaa not pregnant.
    Wants to get out of her Disney contract. You have to be costly, slutty and dirty to be let go.

    Dad would know and is likley scripting, picking the cloths and calling the papparazzi himself

  27. SLd

    it’s normal, i see nothing wrong.

  28. azalea

    He IS gay. If she gets knocked up, it belongs to Daddy. That’s the Ozark way.

  29. hemnes

    Naturally, she’s wearing denim shorts to run in. That’s my typical joggib apparel, too.

  30. Delgo

    Nice thus (t9)

  31. lola

    Miley looks really cute here! For her age, it is really skanky though. I would wear that for my husband anyday, but isn’t she like 16?

  32. So.
    ” If you do not exclude them from these United States, in this
    Constitution, in less than 200 years they will have swarmed here in
    such great numbers that they will dominate
    the land, and change our form of governments, for which we
    Americans have shed our blood, given our lives, our substance,
    and jeopardized our liberty. If you do not exclude them, in less
    than 200 years our descendants will be working in the fields to
    furnish them substance while they will be in the counting
    houses rubbing their hands. I warn you, gentlemen, if you do
    not exclude the Jews for all times, your children will curse you
    in your grave.”
    Benjamin Franklin

  33. yessss

    hot. wait, is it illegal to say that?

  34. dude

    You folks really need a hobby….these comments are MORONIC.

  35. Does everyone have something horrible to say about everyone else? Are you serious she is just a little girl and you guys are trying to destroy her. I really don’t understand it doesnt anyone have morals anymore? I honestly dont even watch her or really know anything about her but just give her a break doesnt anyone have a heart anymore.

    Keisha

  36. Cliff Notes : Looks like we might have a few ‘live ones’ here Knee. Like.
    I’m guessing # 34 – 36 (inclusive) could be having a few problems with ‘Free fall Collapse speed’ – that type of thing.

  37. Danklin24

    okay ill say it, she’s got some damn nice tatas for her age. They’re definitely natural. Billy Ray’s bike sucks.

  38. Cliff Notes: So # 37 this Ben Franklin guy was like 1706 – 1790.
    Those 200 years would have run out a least a decade before 9/11.
    Knee Ya Ha Ha :Look ‘ Notes’ – you asshole.
    I didn’t say this ‘Franklin’ guy was Kreskin. !!

  39. cordell walker

    why is this about her, and not about the biggest tool seen here: the daddy.
    if anyone is gay here, it’s Billy Ray Cyrus.
    just look at him in those pictures. what a d-bag. his “photoshoot” is so fucking out of place it hurts to watch.
    this guy either wants it from behind, or acts and dressees thinking he’s 16. either way, it’s very wrong.

  40. DAMN, america simply wants to be in the “WRONG LIMELIGHT”?

  41. Gerald.
    Inside job ?

  42. # 40 I was just reading this stuff and wondered if you had any comments ..

    ” If you do not exclude them from these United States, in this
    Constitution, in less than 200 years they will have swarmed here in
    such great numbers that they will dominate
    the land, and change our form of governments, for which we
    Americans have shed our blood, given our lives, our substance,
    and jeopardized our liberty. If you do not exclude them, in less
    than 200 years our descendants will be working in the fields to
    furnish them substance while they will be in the counting
    houses rubbing their hands. I warn you, gentlemen, if you do
    not exclude the Jews for all times, your children will curse you
    in your grave.”
    Benjamin Franklin

    U Merican ?

  43. Cliff Notes : Well ok I reread some of this crap and noticed when @ 39 ‘Cliff Notes’ says in an imperative sentence. So… # 37.
    He actually meant. – So… # 33…. in an imperative sentence.

    Binky: Gr8.
    I’d like to say you’re completely irrelavant ‘Cliff’, Who gives a shit ? type thing…
    But I was watching women’s curling all night – so who am I to complain ?

  44. Sarah

    I see the hickey on his shoulder
    That’s not from the vacuum, nomatter how redneck you are

    Ha.
    Hahahaha
    Is she too old to break JamieLynne’s record yet?

  45. Tom K

    #33. I just learned something today!!!!!

    A list of Benjamin Franklin’s inventions reveals a man of many talents and interests. It was the scientist in Ben that brought out the inventor. His natural curiosity about things and the way they work made him try to find ways to make them work better.

    Benjamin Franklin hated the Jews on top of all his many talents and interests!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If only our forefathers listened to Ben! lol

  46. miley's cankles

    CANKLES

  47. # 46
    What you twing to say here exactwee ?

    Inside Job ?

  48. Jen

    I agree that her parents shouldn’t let him date her. A 20 year old guy would only want one thing from her! Well, since she’s rich, maybe two things. But I think we need to lay off of her, she’s only acting like any 16 year old who has a hot model guy interested in her. Her parents just need to start being…well, parents.

  49. #48 Jen. I’m still having a few problems with ‘free fall collapse speed? – How about you ?
    (And I’m a Taurus and like shhhh….
    (long walks on the beach)

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