The Cyrus Family takes another step closer to becoming The Spears Family

December 16th, 2009 // 47 Comments

This is a video of nine-year-old Noah Cyrus dancing like a midget stripper to Akon’s “Smack That” to the amusement of everyone backstage at a recent Miley Cyrus show. What’s even more fucked up is Miley’s people felt this would be hilarious to post on her official website which might as well sell “How to Duck Megan’s Law” kits. Seriously, who isn’t looking at this thing and hearing a choir singing in Latin while flames shoot out the side of their computer? (Someone get my fire extinguisher.)

Video: MileyWorld
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  1. First!

    First!

  2. Second?

    Second?

  3. Third?

    Third?

  4. RB

    I like how she breaks from the song right into the prayer circle. You know…cuz they love Jesus Y’all!

  5. Fourth?

    Fourth?

  6. Sixth?

    Sixth?

  7. Uncle Cyrus

    I’d do her.

  8. Yes Virginia there is a Rough daddy!

    Cute kid! call me when Miley’s doing her rendition…

  9. Sixth?

    Sixth?

  10. Lila

    *COUGHFUTURESLUTLIKEHERBIGSISTEREXCEPTSHELLBESTARINGINHEROWNPORNOSWITHAFAKEIDBEFORESHESSIXTEENCOUGH*

  11. laurens

    … and as a christian/parent/adult with a conscious they don’t find encouraging this hypocritical?

    poor kid. no wonder mileys a slut

  12. B

    I didn’t know that “Noah” could be a girl’s name?

  13. Tiffany

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  14. BEAM

    “Seriously, who isn’t looking at this thing and hearing a choir singing in Latin while flames shoot out the side of their computer?”

    Everyone normal. There is nothing improper about the video. Seek help.

  15. dj

    @14 I agree. They play this song at school dances. I don’t think that’s right, but that’s the way it is. She’s just being cute and acting silly.

  16. Wizard@Waverly

    She has the same shoveled-face like her older sister

  17. Malissa

    Im as liberal as they come and even I felt little uneasy about a 10 or 9 yr old pretending to smack her ass and dancing like a stripper.

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  19. Dank24

    14 you dint see anything wring with a 9 year old girls smacking her butt while sung the lyrics “smack that give me some moe”? Maybe you’re the one that needs help. My god this child is homely. I think Miley is kinds cute sometimes but this kid, yikes!

  20. Paul

    Wow that kid has a HUGE head

  21. AnnieOnimous

    Noah is a boy’s name.

  22. rrc

    That’s one f*ing ugly little girl.

  23. -B-

    Yeah, that’s really Not Okay. 9 years old is 4th grade – definitely too young to be smacking one’s ass and pretending to be a stripper. Even if you follow it up with prayer.

  24. Laura

    Merciful Zeus! This makes me feel kind of like cringing, and not because I think girls shouldn’t dance to provocative songs. It’s just…. there are no other kids here age there. None. It’s all older people, and Noah is so obviously trying to get her big sister’s attention that she’s going koo koo banana and slapping her ass. She’s also wearing really ridiculous clothing!

    Dirty dancing is fun when you’re a kid, because you feel like you’re pushing boundaries and being outrageous. But — and I say this having been a little girl myself once, not too long ago — you don’t really realize the full context of your performance. And also, dancing like that among her peers would be way more acceptable instead of in front of a lot of older, drinking adults (were they drinking? they had plastic cups methought).

  25. PB

    What the hell is on Miley’s head?

  26. Joe

    That would be “Noa”.

    Very sad to see this; little girl trying to impress her family and others, singing something she doesn’t understand.

    Very sick to encourage 9 year old girls to emulate sexually charged lyrics.

    And the parents are…?

  27. Hank

    That’s creepy. You know what else is creepy? Little girls in two-piece swimsuits and little girls in beauty pageants.

  28. Simply Bohemian

    Um…ok….um….yeah…..

  29. I want to punch Merly Streep in the face.

  30. I want to punch Meryl Streep in the face.

  31. Lux

    @24
    You got it dead on. Doing this in your own room with your best friends is fine. But in front of adults? My parents would have tanned my ass. Not saying they didn’t punish me for pretending to be Jessica Rabbit when I was six………

  32. v tard

    This:

    “Seriously, who isn’t looking at this thing and hearing a choir singing in Latin while flames shoot out the side of their computer?”

    One of the funniest lines I’ve read this year.

    Also, I don’t find the video the least bit disturbing. I just find it stupid. Like 90% of the submissions to America’s Funniest Home Videos of peoples’ kids doing things their parents think is funny but no one else does.

    Her face is freaky big. Hope the rest of her body fills in to balance it out when she hits puberty.

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  34. dsfsdfddsfsds

    Wow, yes, this is incredibly inappropriate…..

  35. Aunt Jemima

    Too bad they didn’t catch the White Flight express before their kids stooped so low.

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  37. pixie

    the saddest thing is miley says to her ‘what are you eating?’ without giving the slightest acknowledgment of her lil sis’ desperate attempt to get her attention. miley is a talentless fugly teenage horror

  38. wosh

    PONYO!

  39. wosh

    PONYO!

  40. pufy

    that’s sick! she’s just a kid! those people are insane

  41. Karl

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  42. NatTurner

    A nine or 10 year old little girl singing about having simulated sex on a dance floor non stop right before a prayer to God about an upcoming performance? If there is a God, this family is going to hell! Think about this child’s actions the next time you here about some old man raping a child? Poor little gilr, “please, please someone notice me…look at what I praticed in the mirror so I can get the attention my big sister gets. I’ll do it now…while a camera is rolling, watch how I sing about getting smacked on my ass all over a dance floor”

    SAD!

  43. NatTurner

    A nine or 10 year old little girl singing about having simulated sex on a dance floor non stop right before a prayer to God about an upcoming performance? If there is a God, this family is going to hell! Think about this child’s actions the next time you here about some old man raping a child? Poor little gilr, “please, please someone notice me…look at what I praticed in the mirror so I can get the attention my big sister gets. I’ll do it now…while a camera is rolling, watch how I sing about getting smacked on my ass all over a dance floor”

    SAD!

  44. Guest

    @ 4 …. i agree.

    UGH. does anybody even care about this girl anymore?
    She’s a Disney cashcow … I feel bad for the KIDS whose
    PARENTS let them watch her show, and listen to her,
    and ‘idolize’ her … stupid americans.

  45. I saw the video and it is really very good . I have enjoyed a lot. Thanks for the post.

  46. GTBurns

    Miley is going to be haggard and shrived chain smoker when she is 25. Like most of the country types I know.

    Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are going to be mind-blowing reality warping gorgeous when they hit 25.

  47. There are complaints about the sound system.

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