The Cyrus Family takes another step closer to becoming The Spears Family

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2009

This is a video of nine-year-old Noah Cyrus dancing like a midget stripper to Akon’s “Smack That” to the amusement of everyone backstage at a recent Miley Cyrus show. What’s even more fucked up is Miley’s people felt this would be hilarious to post on her official website which might as well sell “How to Duck Megan’s Law” kits. Seriously, who isn’t looking at this thing and hearing a choir singing in Latin while flames shoot out the side of their computer? (Someone get my fire extinguisher.)

Video: MileyWorld