The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards

February 1st, 2010 // 82 Comments

And now for everyone who didn’t get their own post.

Taylor Swift sporting a glow that only John Mayer’s penis can provide.
Beyonce hoping to God she doesn’t have to give another one of her speeches to the anorexic flapper above. Fucking Kanye…
Carrie Underwood who’s already mastered the cold, icy demeanor of a 40-year-old soccer mom.
Katy Perry mistakenly thinking anyone cares about her without seeing 20 square yards of cleavage
Rihanna who’s sincerely just glad to be there alive. *sniff sniff* Is that Wrigley’s? RUN, BITCH!
Ke$ha. …. Who the hell is this? Seriously.
Miley Cyrus with a faceful of collagen. USA! USA! USA!
Nicole Kidman. Because dead people should be invited, too, you guys.
Olivia Munn: Master of the Boring Red Carpet Poses.
Heidi Klum. I’ll let you guess why I included her and it’s not because Seal’s “Kiss From a Rose” touches me in places I never knew existed. (My heart.)

Photos: Getty
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  1. Max Planck

    Were any musicians there?

  2. EAT IT

    FIRST, YOU WET SMELLY CUNT FARTS

  3. Max Planck

    Were any musicians there?

  4. WTF

    Eat it, your post is the epitome of the phrase, “Epic fail!”

  5. Isn't that Chad? You know, the guy from the deli?

    Wow-Nicole Kidman looks like a drag queen. What a shame.

  6. Played out

    “WTF” = tired and overused.

    Please use the word “cunt” in every sentence from now on.

    And so it is written…

  7. Kitty Furry

    taylor swift has no ass, no tits and no hips not to mention a cocked eye…i understand why highschoolers and brits dig that shyt but come on… aww, who the hell am i fooling? i would crush that might even take a bite…. wait, no no i wouldnt

  8. These people seriously picked out the dresses they’re wearing? I’ve never seen so much ugly in one place.

  9. Parker

    I can’t wait till Miley’s old enough to have anal sex. That’s going to be one tight sweet little ass and best of all it’ll be untouched by her dad.

  10. Malcom

    Uh, was gonna say something funny but I’m still paralyzed by Beyonce.

  11. Amber

    Oh I LOVE Ke$ha! Her album is great. Glad to see her on here. More Ke$ha, less Heidi Montag!

  12. Danklin24

    That k$sha chick proved how dumb she is when she came out with that Justin kid. She could barely read the cue cards

  13. Danklin24

    That k$sha chick proved how dumb she is when she came out with that Justin kid. She could barely read the cue cards

  14. Danklin24

    Wow anyone that thinks Taylor Swift is ugly is obviously a fudge packer. She’s hot as fuck!

  15. Richard McBeef

    Parker, were you taking a week off? I haven’t seen your anal sex posts for a while. Anyway, Billy Ray has ripped up that ugly little pug every way possible.

    This kesha bitch sucks. her song came on the radio the other day and it sounds like atonal music. FUCKING SUCKS. worst shit on the radio these days. I suspect if you like that shit you probably a 15 year old girl.

    @6 – cunt

  16. pimp

    Beyonce, quit pushing up those flat ass flap jack tits of yours. you ain’t fooling nobody, but i’d still eat your ass….

  17. Seriously … ugly … clothes.

  18. Parker

    @15 I was in Chicago. I just got back yesterday. I don’t think her father would waste his time on her ass because daddy likes to kiss his little girl while he bangs her. I bet her ass is cherry. I want to pick it.

  19. It became painfully clear last night that Taylor Swift sounds like a hot mess live!

  20. Aerialgreen

    Taylor swift’s face is the real deal for her right now, because her body is that of an average thin teenager (saddly, a rare trait these days)… she may have the talent and quite a face, but she ain’t a bombshell right now, that’ll require an uphill battle in the gym or the cheap route of the surgeon.

    As for Miley Cyrus, she is still a kid, but we’ve seen pictures of her relatives, thus we know that AT LEAST half of all the cash she is earning is going straight to a scientific research to fight the FUG… have you seen her sisters? (yes even the little one) or her mom? it’s a cold fact, but that is why her PR and Disney handlers are letting her exploit her lolita image without much of a slap in the hand.

    So Miley will either develop a smoking hot body and sheds her remaining fake dignity, or she’ll hit the country music as a last refugee to extend her 15 minutes of fame… or she’ll actually become a music legend and *snicker* shut our collective pie holes *snort*

  21. Try the front side Parker

    Parker is clearly a latent homosexual. Why not tell us how you masturabate dude? Do you use a pocket anus?

  22. whuuu...t

    Holy balls, Carrie Underwood’s fiance is attractive.

  23. gen

    YEA KE$HA!! THAT HOT MESS IS 1000X SEXIER THAN ALL THE OTHER GIRLS THERE.

  24. lol kesha looks terrible

  25. WE LOVE THE COCK

    GREAT!! SOOOOO MUCH COCK IN ONE POST!!! THANKS!!

  26. derp

    @kesha….”that’s a man…..man!”

  27. flat

    Miley Cyrus is so fucking ugly. Ditto that on Rhianna. Both look busted.

  28. Parker

    @21 unlke you I have no interest in how masturbating men so if you need advice ask your homosexual friends. I am sure many homosexuals like you assume a man who likes a womans ass would also like a mans but I assure you that just as much you prefer the hairy sweaty ass of a man, a straight man prefers the soft beauty of a womans. I am sure your young now and just realizing your gay but after a few homosexual encounters in public restrooms you will realize your preference for mans ass cannot be replaced with a womans.

  29. me

    Taylor Swift is hot – beautiful face, nice complexion, lips, smile, hair, etc. But her body is nothing to write about: it’s thin and and tall, which is a plus, but no boobs/ass.

    Beyonce has an alright face, nice ass, and below average boobs. Her hair is always terrible though. I don’t understand why black girls where blond/red colored wigs/weaves. It does not look good on their complexion. It is not natural. Beyonce would look better with black hair.

    Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood have a weird shaped face. Am I the only one who notices this. Katy Perry’s is unusually long, whereas Underwood’s is very wide. It freaks me out.

    Rihanna hair, like Beyonce’s is awful. Again, black girls don’t know how ridiculous they look when they where that color. It is like white girls overdoing it on spray-tan – it just does not look natural (I’m looking at you Snookie). Rihann should go back to tha bob she had in the umbrella video.

    Nicole Kidman looks like the botox ice queen freak as always

    Heidi Klum is just plain old by now. Why is she still relevant?

    Mylie Cyrus had a weird face/mouth

    I have no idea who those other girls are… so fuck them too.

  30. me

    Taylor Swift is hot – beautiful face, nice complexion, lips, smile, hair, etc. But her body is nothing to write about: it’s thin and and tall, which is a plus, but no boobs/ass.

    Beyonce has an alright face, nice ass, and below average boobs. Her hair is always terrible though. I don’t understand why black girls where blond/red colored wigs/weaves. It does not look good on their complexion. It is not natural. Beyonce would look better with black hair.

    Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood have a weird shaped face. Am I the only one who notices this. Katy Perry’s is unusually long, whereas Underwood’s is very wide. It freaks me out.

    Rihanna hair, like Beyonce’s is awful. Again, black girls don’t know how ridiculous they look when they where that color. It is like white girls overdoing it on spray-tan – it just does not look natural (I’m looking at you Snookie). Rihanna should go back to tha bob she had in the umbrella video.

    Nicole Kidman looks like the botox ice queen freak as always

    Heidi Klum is just plain old by now. Why is she still relevant?

    Mylie Cyrus had a weird face/mouth

    I have no idea who those other girls are… so fuck them too.

  31. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I’m the only one who thinks Taylor Swift has a ferret face?

    “Album Of The Year”. Jesus Wept!

  32. Fashion King

    Are those pit-stains under Olivia Munn’s arms, or just a purposeful discoloration of the dress? Rhianna hair looks like absolute shit, and Keith Urban has the gayest hair for a man I have ever seen in my life.

  33. BP

    Ke$ha looks suspiciously like Courtney Love in these pictures. Someone should tell her what lies at the end of that road.

  34. @Danklin24

    Learn to click the “Post Your Comments” icon once Mr. Mensa.

  35. qwerty

    Beyonce’s dress look life a imitation of a Buckingham Palace guard uniform. Taylor Swifts dress is equally , if not more, tacky. Come to think of it, all of those dresses are pretty bad.

  36. qwerty

    Beyonce’s dress look like an imitation of a Buckingham Palace guard uniform. Taylor Swifts dress is equally , if not more, tacky. Come to think of it, all of those dresses are pretty bad.

  37. You lost me...

    @#29/30

    Too long. Shut the fuck up, you blow-hard cunt.

    (“cunt” courtesy to #6)

  38. What

    What the fuck happened to Heidi Klum? She was so hot back in the day. I guess popping out 8 kids in 7 years does that to a woman’s looks huh.

  39. testington

    I love Ke$ha after years of this fake-virgin, I’m so innocent bullshit from people like Britney and Miley it is awesome that we have a chick sho straight up says she just wants to get drunk, dance and have sex

    I don’t get Taylor Switft, seems like a nice enough girl but not much to look at and her songs are some tame, lame and generic. Also isn’t she like 20 now? I think it is time to stop singing about freshman year of high school and how uncool it is to be in marching band, or songs that reference plays from an 8th grade lit class

  40. Alex

    I love that I’m not the only one that finds Taylor Swift to be: (1) Not very good looking. (2) Something wrong with her face. She just looks like there’s something wrong and I can put my finger on it. Possibly her eye makeup. I know she’s still a developing kid. (3) She dances like a retard. Again, I know shes a kid but she’s also being compared to established, consummate professionals, her win four wins are a joke. At least she writes and performs her poppy crap herself…no claims of Milli-Vanilli here.

    I cant wait to see her in 3 years when she’s an “old pro” and her sweet attitude is replaced with an ego.

  41. Dog Box

    @39 – Yeah that fake virgin shit did get old and the fake edgy stuff from kesha will too. it’s just a different flavor of pre-packaged bubble gum shit.

    her music sucks. srsly, if she was on american idol they would send her ass home. bitch can’t sing for shit.

  42. kaylia

    best dressed; olivia munn, and i don’t even know who this bitch is
    #2 with a ‘meh’ is the gold dress carrie underwood is wearing
    katy perry, beyonce and taylor swift are tied for the shittiest clothes

  43. testington

    For the record Taylor Swift looks like a praying mantis, not a ferrit.

    #40 she is NOT a reveloping kid, she is a 20 year old woman

  44. Crisstaline

    K$sha is trash and could never sing, Taylor Swift is an alien looking talentless anorexic stick (not to mention she’s in for the country music? and that’s like lamest excuse for music ever, like sth u don’t like even when drunk), Nicole Kidman scares the shit out of me, and Beyonce’s getting incredible boring- same dresses, same hair, same songs.

  45. musically speaking

    Taylor Swift is overrated. I think she is good for a teen country act, but she needs to really grow musicially to stay relevant as an adult.

    Her songs are juvenille and her performance last night was terrible. Idol would have kicked her off for the way she sang with Stevie Nicks.

    I am really surprised that the NARAS and the CMA would recognize her as being the best artist with all the great talent out there. I would think that she would have time to develop, mature, and release superior quality material.

    I think what we have is the Disneyfication of America that values teenage status over artistic ability.

  46. WoopWoop

    @45 – It’s not so much they recognize her as the best artist. True, she writes her own songs. It’s moreso the fact she made them all a fuckton of money last year.

  47. Danklin24

    #21 yes you are the only one. Taylor Swift’s face is retardedly hot.

  48. Danklin24

    Sorry I meant #21

  49. Danklin24

    Sorry I meant #31 dammit. Sorry iPhone issues.

    Oh and @Danklin24, suck a dick

  50. Filling in for Parker

    Poor Parker. The man craves anuses and yet denies his underlying repulsion for women, which is why he only desires sodomy over vaginal sex. Strange that he discusses his gay fetish on a website also. Perhaps therapy?
    Could you imagine the roids on his wife, if he wasn’t too underdeveloped to actually find one desperate enough to “take it belly down”!

    Parker, bro. Get help.

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